ITT: Sad-ass lonely guy dinners

ITT: Sad-ass lonely guy dinners

that looks fucking delicious

Tortellini, sauce, mushrooms and cut up sausage, really?

Dude ... life is worth more than this

Looks tasty as hell. Hope you're doing well, fam.

Hey, better than ramen noodles guy.

I'll be your friend OP

would eat/10

i would really like to eat it! have a nice day user!

Fuck off. I need no friends, only tortellini.

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holy shit lol

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Never been too big on popcorn, but it's alright I guess.

R8 me

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Holy shit, Sup Forums, did all of you grow up with working single mothers? Pasta is barely a dinner. A dinner needs at least five ingredients, most of which fresh. Anything less than that is merely sustenance.

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>not a makarov
incomplete/10

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10/10, would cry into

Hark at this food ponce

LOL

Top kek, this faggots can't even cook something good. I hope you all die.

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i mean i drink a bottle of pepsi a day and a pack of "gifflar" (basically cinnamon buns) and i live with my mom i basically feel like a piece of shit

ITT: fags who don't know how to cook

Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you have to eat microwave shit. Get some cookwear and make something tasty god damnit.

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Looks gud dude whole wheat bread?

Ruined steak

Just made this the other day

I think laziness has more to do with it

Worst thing is, I know how to cook just fine, I make a mean risotto.

Just, since my girl left me, I just can't be assed to cook anymore. It really loses its luster if you can't share it.

More than likely.
But fuck, this shits not hard. I mean, if a woman can do it, it should be a breeze for any dude.

this directly applies to me.
my smoking addiction arose from lonelyness

but
>it saves money
>it tastes better
>it'll get you laid

women love a dude who cooks. so fucking cook for a bitch.

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Idk that still looks bretty good

I just had a 50p pie. It was disgusting. Dont get wages till tonight. Living hand to mouth. I cant wait to finish my degree and get the fuck out of the UK. Poor ass faggot nation, destroyed by the Tories

I hope when you kill yourself you delete this photo

yeah. i mean idgaf what i eat so why fucking try

Thanks

Because

It doesn't. At all.

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Looks like a shitty superhero.

i cook rice, mix with baked beans and spice it up. thats my shittiest dinner.. gonna make soon... but i usually shit ghostpoops.. so its k i guess and cheap as fuck.

Oh, if I have a bitch to cook for I'll be making four course meals again.

But for myself, fuck it, I'll toss some rice, ground meat, peas and some chili sauce in a pan and eat that for three days, solo cooking really has no point.

>implying men can't make make dinner
STOP OPRESSING ME YOU FUCKING RACIST SEXIST PIG, I'M A FUCKING FEMINIST YOU CUNT

Put a bit of hot sauce on that

I had to make due. I don't own a cast iron skillet so I can't get my pan hot enough.

Good steak is even, not blotchy like that piece of shit.

Kek

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Please tell me you fucked up making your own pizza and that you didn't buy that at a store

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I know how good steak is supposed to look
I'm just saying for a depressed nerd that's not too bad
At least you left red in there

where my countrymen at

Highly recommend these for the lonely bros out there whom cant cook

Fuck, if I made a well-done $10 steak I'd commit sudoku.

Made me hungry. Not bad, op.

$10 into a grey dry shitfest would be worth laying in the freeway

It's not that I can't cook, but I work 10-11 hour days. By the time I get home I only have an hour or two before I go to bed so I can get enough sleep to wake up in the morning.

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Why not just get the kind with hot dogs already in it?

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Looks great

Le gold dots

Wow.... that's fucking depressing. IS there a backstory/reason to this or you just a lazy fuck that can't cook?

Cream soda

Disgusting!

Thanks winco

Not a single lonely has been posted that I would not eat. Ive eaten mre's in my army days and even those were good to me. Im not a picky eater. I prefer vegetables, but I dont care, all of your posts look tasty to meh.

Nice timing

Spaghettio's are pretty good. I like the kind with meatballs.

Lonely meal**

Mre asf

how can you even enjoy a meal like that, it looks like blood and gore wtf

Golden Grahams. Holy shit. Those things are ancient

It's not always that lonely meals aren't tasty, they're just sad meals with no love in them.

shoulda microwaved that chocolate until it was liquid and then poured it onto the popcorn

>Thin ass bread
>Barely any Cheetos

That's sad even by my standards

Complaining about having all these ingredients and being able to cook it and fill my stomach. #lyfizruf

I'm not complaining about being poor

Gorbys and Billys. Primolainen quality frozen meal!

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Looks pretty good. What are those?

Ah the old bowl-o-fetuses

That crust better be filled with something other than bread

Mine experimental burgers.
jelly?

actually have all these ingredients, thanks for recipe user. You should write your own cookbook. You can call it "Fuck It, I'll Eat This For The Next Three Days"

The poor lighting and shadows cascading over that pickle and cheese sandwich really accentuates that sad and lonely feeling

I would buy that book

I made this for my family.
Teriyaki chicken and rice tacos!

Looks bretty gud user, are you 4 yrs old? Cause those things are too fuckingg small

Youre not quite getting the point of this thread, friend.

Been there, sad times

Looks damn tasty

yeah it was experimental and fucked up the beef, it shrieked to midget size... Next time I got it right.

Except that tastes like shit, idiot.

>pepsi
Wut m8?

Lot of butter and a grill, thats what you need for a good food...

that's cherry Pepsi homie