Remember when your toast came out slightly burned, James?

Remember when your toast came out slightly burned, James?

Remember when JLaw tripped on the red carpet again, James?

it was me, the owner of Au Bon Pain

Remember when you had to endure 10 years of capeshit, James?

Remember when you left the washing on the line and it started raining, even though the forcast predicted sun?
Who do you think runs the weather channel James?

Pepperidge Farm remembers, James.

kek

that's right James, the e-book's out Tuesday!

Remember when you wanted to soft boil an egg, but it came out hard, James? Who do you think played with the timer while you were reading Heat magazine?

>I was me James
>the poster of all the dubs

Remember when you filed that flight plan with the agency, James. And it listed you, your men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of them?

...

PAIN?

>Heat magazine

KEK

Remember when you were about to nut but then it cut to the man's face, James?
who do you think directed that video?

all me btw

Remember when you starred in a Blaxploitation movie, James?

All Her Pain. Directed by Ernst Stavro Blofelt.
The clues were all there James!

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Who ever made the "Shhh Bond is sleeping thread" thread yesterday deserves a medal.

>Remember how you were about to cum and the girl started eating his ass? Remember how you developed that fetish?

>craig
>bond

>"Remember when you arrived at your home while you were at school and you saw your sexy aunt more happy than before, peter? Who do you think visited her before she took a bath with her favorite Caress soap peter?"

>"It was the manlet peter, it ws the manlet all along?"

Remember when Craig was fast as Bond?
ALL ME

who da fucck is peter, bitch??

WE

literally best bond.

Yeah, pretty much everyone agrees that Connery is the best. Moore is still my personal favorite, though.

>Moore
>good

>image.jpg
>good post

Only mobile babies who had never seen a Bond movie before CR like Craig.

I've seen all 24 and Moore is shit. Get over it baby boomer.

The arteur of all your pain

>all 24

There's only 20 in the franchise.

Heh

I was in love with that toast!

You ruined my continental breakfast!

Remember the GoT sticky for leaked episode James?

Olive Yapane

Remember when I told you that the bus left at 8:15 and it actually came at 8:13? Remember how you had to wait another eight minutes?

It was me, James.

Remember that time you read about US steel, James? It was me, the author of Oliver Payne

Remember when you took a huge dump and there wasn't any toilet paper left?

Is this a new meme? I can't stop laughing.

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this is the exact same joke as that Flash thread faggots

Remember when you fell into the toilet while taking a shit at night, James?

Who do you think left the seat up?

well that's just literally false.

Big Pharma

>Remember that movie that almost killed the franchise?

>It was me James! I directed it!

Remember when you wanted to put salt in your omelet but the cap came off and all the salt fell out?

Remember when your martini was shaken and stirred?

Remember when you had a boner and you had to go to the middle of the class to present?
Who do you think runs the blood in your body?

Remember when you thought a dog pooed on your lawn, James?

It was me James.

Kek

awful

Do you remember, James, when the vending machine ate your last dollar?

Who do you think was in charge of refilling the snacks that day?