Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

Memes
What did i ever do?
smugo

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I forgot how seriously people around here take their waifus and mangus.
Just type in any character from an anime or manga into google and go to the series' wiki and read a few sentences to find some unintentionally hilarious results.

"They're proud of their breasts, and they can freely change the shape to please the man they love by gently enveloping his manhood and sweetly melting his mind with pleasure."

Your pictures look good today mugi, hello

Beautiful smug

The reason Wiki will never be a reputable source of information is because any user can change a page.

I could go to you're waifu's wiki page and add "She fucks dogs regularly. When she was a child her daddy tickled her butt with his pinky."

Hey guys.
That was a pretty good nap, and some sweet lasagna
I'm ready for a late stream night
What are you all up to?

Why are you ignoring me? I love you

Who are you?

Jesus Christ, calm down.
That's the fuckin point. They're so badly written it's entertaining. I'm not shitting on your "girlfriend."
youtube.com/watch?v=WzmGElv4-UQ

nice thumbnail
wanna erp?
Hey Discount Tsundere~chan

HELLO!

nice and nothing. at least you got good food

You sure posted it like you were trying to shit on her. So you really can't blame me for trying to protect her. Sucks to suck.

>i fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE

Saber claim
>Back to baking again

Have multiple waifus at once.

>Not having a German waifu.

Whats up bully-san
Perks of being at my parents' house
I'm not sure who's who in these threads
>So many tomokos

youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ

Yeah, I kinda did. I'm sorry Tomoko, but I still love you ;)

You serious? Our posts are night and die when it comes to how we respond. He's short and concise. I'm broad and drawn out.

It's a waifu thread, made by people with waifus for people with waifus, what are you expecting?

If you don't like it you could leave

>the used to be yoko user
Of course imma treat you like shit you heretic :^)
>i dont really care about waifu changing. It'll take time getting used to

I'm back.Does anyone else find it ironic that I carry a gun in case someone tries to steal from me, while I steal from stores?

What's this?
Discount Tenryuu?~

>carries a gun for "protection"
>steals

Nigger

sounds like a nice time

>If you don't like it you could leave
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Holy shit son I got roasted!

MINE

What do you expect from a thread full of fat, degenerate autists?

Eh, give it a month and hopefully none of you will remember who Yoko was.

Holy shit, not even close.

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The waifu that is
Who dis bitch?

Moar

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>sarcasm
Not an actual argument

And yes, you can leave if you think you that people with waifus are not people you want to associate yourself with.

And get off your high horse

but i don't like big cums :(
wot
sachi is my only waifu
Not much, been away all day and just relaxing now
what up with your tsundere self?
This something something lonely autists etc etc

I can't help it, I just feel an urge to steal.
Also I never use the gun while stealing that's a felony (which gets your guns taken away).I just slip a bottle of soda into my bag or a movie into my pants.
>He doesn't like big cums
What are you, a fucking faggot?

Yea it's great
>Free food
>My dog
If only I always could be here
Nothing much either tbh, watching some anime with some other fags

Holy shit nigga, you mad.
I'm addin this shit to my 2016 diss track.

Ugh.

Fine, I didn't think you were completely retarded.

Disregard me then

>being this much of a nigger

Go be the next statistic in the BLM Dindu Death Counter

you are not going to believe what im doing

Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos, at your service!

Then stop trying to erp.

My boy pullin out all of the big guns today!
youtube.com/watch?v=rrGZoOYSexg

Wait wait
Is it world of tanks?

>So let's see whats going on in /k/ today... Oh ok.
I'm white so no

no

>trying this hard to get the last word
Was I the one mad?
youtube.com/watch?v=fsGDtCFPkxk

I mean what the fuck

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Ah i see, thank you

older Rikka

I'm so bad at guessing
>I would lose all my money in a casino
Is it witcher then?

Never change /k/, never change.

yes its the witcher

maybe
nice
what does trying to ERP with my favorite tomoko have to do with having multiple waifus?

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That's my dick jizzing on ur face

I had a weird feeling of Deja-vu reading this post.

>50/50 chance, 100% chance of guessing wrong
Hows it going?

It's probably your illness

Hey everyone!
Sorry for the awol, I'm out of state at the moment and got wifi at a laundromat; I'll stick around for a thread or two

i dont know made friends with a rock troll.

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Oh...

Now that's weird because i was just about to say this huh

Triss

Ey, mal'chik yebat'.
Your waifus from LoL right?

>Troll
>Friends
I didn't know this was possible
What is there to gain from being friends with him?

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i dont know he seems chill. he thinks he is in the army and i painted his army symbol. he is pretty happy.

Too bad your waifu isn't meta anymore
>Loved playing her
Do you main her?

Trolls are big tough fuckers mate.Why wouldnt you want a guy who's pretty big (not for a troll but , for you) to run around starting fires and watching them rise with you?

>Rikka's eyepatch is on the other eye.
>She had a contact under said eye so she had normal eyes all along.
Are you being serious?

It doesn't, what does matter is that you're going to become a boatfucker.

Holy shit, you're right.

Pat pat
I know you, better than you know you

Nice image
Hey Tris doing well?
>That blush

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>Too good for even a virtual world
Don't you just het exp and stuff for killing him?
I dunno, because deep inside all trolls are just dicks, plus isn't it more fun killing everyone yourself
>Literal god

Does the Kyouko want an apple?

So you're saying Laura is a fake too?

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i think ill just leave him alone. i dont need the xp that bad

Well i'm up pretty early, what's going on?

Waddup Yuko!

Yes she's from League

When I get the chance; I'm usually thrown to other lanes

Doing great, I have about a week into the challenge, yourself?

You should stop being such a hothead and get out of here

Maybe.

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Fine then, I guess my thirst for blood should be settled with someone else
Hey nui, had a good night sleep?
Eh dynamic que sucks
No I think I'll stay

Mugi's hot, you got that right.

you know it

I finished classes, now what do i do?
Good that you're doing great

Smiles

You smile too

As if I could say no to that face

you could always prick your fingers

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Meant to quote this aswell.

Yeah, though i don't like being up in the day because everybody likes to bother me.

How are you doing?
Dayum

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Which re. I do me, you don't happen to know a better way to share alot of images other than mega, do you?