It's time Sup Forums.
I'm going on a suicide mission.
I have 45 deodorant cans and a lot of zipties.
I'm in my office. I've worked there for 20 years. Computers still run XP. I remember when they were 98. I will be using the zip ties to keep the deodorant cans spraying. There's no security cameras. The places I can go to are:
>the main hall
>the office cubicles floor 1-6
>my boss' office
>the break room
Roll trips and select location. Trust me on this one. I can't really deliver pics. Phone is a Motorola. I can do multiple cans in one place. But please keep in mind that I have 45 cans.
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do it op
Main hall
roll for the office cubicles
boss office
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boss' office, about five cans
but ignite the last one with a lighter before you throw it
bosses room
Bosses office
Main hall
Ay ay, Cap'n!
For office cubicles. I've never not gotten trips
Bosses office, try to deliver any pics if you are able to
Boss' room
>Op here
no arson please
Back in my day we broke in, took a shit on the bosses desk and were done with it
>2016
>So much drama
Fuck you. 5 off. This is also a roll for cubicles
>Op here
Quick update
There's a quite a few people with me.in the building. I'm alone on my floor. Boss isn't here.
What is the goal here?
15 in boss
boss's office
Please elaborate which cubicle floor.
definitely break room, make their break last a little longer
boss office
>Op here
Alright. I don't want to let this shit go to waste. I'm gonna boobytrap my boss' drawer.
Also you can get creative on where and how I set off the cans. You're free to suggest whatever.
boss officee
Boss office
Strap all 45 cans to any chair with wheels, take said chair up to the roof, sit down, light em all off at once, blaze of deodorant glory into the parking lot.
No pictures? Cmonnn..
>Op here. I'll set aside 30 cans for this. Then I'll fuck around with the coffee dispenser.
boss office check'em trips
But only if quads are rolled for this
take pics
With a 2009 Motorola phone?
Please pull your dick out and write "dicks out for harambe" on your tummy. And also bosses office
reroll
Bosses office.
Bet you won't
>Op here
Fuck the trips. I'll now be selecting the most creative suggestions.
Please Shout Allahu ackbar so everyone get mad at muslin
boss' office
anyway you won't deliver
Sorry. No muslims in my workplace.
Why would you want to die smelling like cheap deodorant when you can live and smell like expensive cologne?
Already set up a trap in boss' office. It's the door next to my cubicle. Should I install Bonzi Buddy on his computer?
The break room op
I guess op would rather SPRAY his brains all over the place than ROLL ON through life.
Alrighty one can in break room.
Run into bosses office yelling ALLAHU ACKBAR with a bunch of the cans tied around your face and blow up
Have the cans running in the break room and near the bosses office too
See how big the explosion will get
also I'm alerting the FBI of this thread
>Op here
After the break room I'll do something grand. Will reveal later. For now I'm bombing the break room.
Bruh.
This guy. Fucking hell. Cans don't explode you dumbass.
Office cubicles and scream out "Black Lives Matter made me do this"
YA BLEW IT
>Op here
Boss' room smells like cheap deodorant. Break room reeks. Time for my grand finale.
>Cans don't explode
What are you, retarded?
Check'd
Your autism is leaking
feel like this has to be fake, shit sounds like a childrens cartoon
Live stream it you stupid faggot
its either fake or op is autistic
Put them in bathroom like a gas chamber :)
>Op here.
I'm going to the janitor's closet. There's a big vent cover which I can easily remove. I'm going stink up the vents and turn all of them on. This whole building. All vents start from one room.
office fridge
reroll
shit so close - roll again.
Why don't you do something better like shoot yourself while you're in the air vent so your decaying corpse stinks up the office
No webcams or laptops?
and you never will. also rolling for this if I get triples
what is the point of this? there are no videos or pictures or anything
This is a workplace. No need for those.
Boss' office
>the stories and information posted here blah blah
>Op here.
I found a better job. So I'm doing this, because I'm quitting tomorrow.
inside the pc's - better yet start every one of those old fuckers up and when the fans kick in use the cans to nuke the insides. Become the office hero.
>suicide mission
You're supposed to die after. You don't get another job
roll
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRIPS M
MAIN HALL
You want to throw away 20 years of references for some stupid prank?
roll
again
rolling for mainhall
Yes
888 get
Well then carry on
kek