/heem/: palhares edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Nelson-Bigfoot added to UFC FN 95
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/roy-nelson-vs-antonio-silva-added-to-ufc-fight-night-95-event

>McCall-Borg added to UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/after-ufc-201-scratch-ian-mccall-meets-ray-borg-at-ufc-203-in-cleveland

>Two fights added to UFC FN 95
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/burns-vs-prazeres-and-gillespie-vs-silva-added-to-ufc-fight-night-95-in-brazil

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bloodyelbow.com/2016/8/4/12376910/khabib-on-drug-testing-usada-found-too-much-courage-in-my-sample
strawpoll.me/10834384/
youtube.com/watch?v=6PArtyB-jac
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub is God

>And when Dustin's head clatters off that canvas, they'll realize

I miss the old Mcgregor, when he actually believed he was God

Why wasn't Bisbong suspended and fined for calling another fighter a faggot like Nate Diaz was?

$20,000 is a lot desu.

It's spelled Paul Harris

Is Roy Nelson ducking THE BLACK BEAST?

Lewis wanted a rematch so he could HEEM him this time

>Guillerhme Cruz: So a mugger attacked the Russian vice-consul in Rio, but didn't know the Russian trains BJJ. Russian tackles him, takes his gun & kills him.

>posted this at the end of last thread but want more opinions on it

why do people boo mighty mouse no matter how exciting the fight is? did gsp get booed like this?

my theory is that there was one drunk casual at one event one time that started booing as soon as mighty mouse feinted a takedown and other people where drunk enough to join in and ever since then it's just proper mma etiquette to always boo mighty mouse not matter what, call him a boring fighter and pretend that he wasn't outsized by dom cruz.

me too mate, with his viking hair and before he got the shit tattoo's and posted on facebook all the time

Tim Kennedy is God

you have to go back

Because he's 5'3. This is the UFC, not the freak show.

>nobody likes manlets
It's not just that he's a manlet, he does not have a "normal" size. When was the last time you saw a man that small? I don't think I've ever seen a man that small in my life, other than some 80 old dudes.

thanks OP for news and effort

Reminder to tune in to Tachi Palace Fights 28 tonight where future UFC bantamweight champ Richard Parra will heem some goof

no problem
it really doesn't take much effort

ignorant stupid asshole

Old Conor is best Conor
youtube.com/watch?v=H6ozHe3HOOU

I'm sorry I don't like using bad words, but you really frustrated me. Don't do it again.

French women belong to African men.

>RDA's broken foot robbed us of a timeline where McGoober is champion of the LW division instead of getting choked out by Diaz

He'll never recover from that, especially because he'll lose again.

He's been my boy since the "DANA! 60Gs BAE-BEEEEE" moment.

GSP is a pussy for wanting to come back and fight Bisping or even Woodley right after beating Lawler(a bigger threat)

Be careful nerds

20k ain't shit for General Bisking.

I don't get the impression he's coming back. Not sure why but it just looks like bluff over and over.

The aliens got to him
youtube.com/watch?v=XaxnCG4Voo8

why isn't there as much booing for other flyweights and 135ers including women?

btw there are hardly any mantels in wwe, i think that might be more your speed.

what h-town means?

kek i can already picture him grabbing an edgy little shit by the shirt dragging him to ground and going full mount

Sup fellas. Big J here. Just want to let you know we're gonna not only clean the sport but fix the sport. Now I've been reading your /meem/threads for a while. And I'm sorry to tell you this but some of your, if not all your favorite fighters are om PED's. And we're gonna take them down. Now you probably want an apology for UFC 200 but you won't get one from me. It sucks but this is the only way. If Jones was the GOAT he wouldn't need steroids. Many more busts are coming, including a certain fighters name who rhymes with Ruse. He's also at 135. Now natty fighters like GSP, Tyron, Sam Alvey, Bisping and other natty gods succeed. You will also see the return of natty kings like Schaub, Shane Carwin, and others now that they can be competitive naturally. Trust me when I say this. Wonderboy will not make get to fight Woodley. And it won't be because of injury. You don't need to thank me. It's going to get lost worse but will be better in a few years. Just don't be stranger.

How do I achieve 260 pound black memester mode?

Houston, Texas

youtube.com/watch?v=E6reEPmd8q0

Damn i missed that accent so nostalgic, i don't miss his fights tho

kek they were had a camera on gsp

they thought they were going to have a conair gsp fight

>conor is in supirior physical condition
>gsp

top kek

Kek, there's a sense of worry in GSP's face after Conor gets rocked too

Get ready for truth bomb that will make you think..

When you look at all best mma fights in history of this sport, one or both fighters were juiced..

Let that just sink in..

RIP epic fights..
Fuck this bald motherfucker..

>nate is really tired
>conor is in superior physical condition

i thought gsp was smart

Marco Polo Reyes vs Dong Hyun Kim

test

Fedor never popped tho ;^)

did it work?

yeah thanks

Schaub bless

Nice dubs and great quads.

my boy

>Derrick Lewis doing anything from mount
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=4cNHqV9V3sI
If Ishihara is not your boy get the fuck out

Also I got banned for posting on /po/ and I never go there. The fuck?

Are you on mobile?

You have a dynamic IP and the person who last had your IP got banned from /po/

Sup Forums recently implemented a ban on all homosexuals.

i got someone's ban on Sup Forums on mobile before

they posted furry porn :(

bloodyelbow.com/2016/8/4/12376910/khabib-on-drug-testing-usada-found-too-much-courage-in-my-sample
Courage too stronk. Needs to be added to the PED list

Maybe not the last person, but a person who at one point had your IP

>what a display of determination and heart

>Hey I am not surprised mothrfuckerz

sure gsp would love to lure and crush Conor in a freakfight.thank god Nate ruined his silly plans

Thinking about it, what kind of idiot goes and gets banned on /po/? It's for Origami and it's a slow board, what purpose would pulling some stupid shit even serve?

kek'd

>Leave Woodley to me

>people actually thought he was natty
You can see all the courage just looking at him, he fails the eye test

>i dont like fighting, i only do it to impress """women""

Official anti-boy

History has it's eyes on you

They said user was banned for posting porn

>Not crushing all the fight groupie puss you can

Honestly, as amazing as it's been that Nate beat Conor, GSP is just so much more charismatic and would have beat him up so much worse, it really is a bit disappointing knowing that it would have happened if Conor had won.

GSP made BJ literally believe he was going to die. He would've taken Conor down exactly five times.

Kek, that's retarded. Why would you post porn to a slow board of people who just want to make shit with their paper? They're barely even going to care
Unless it was origami porn

Sup Forums goes there for their occasional spam and trolling

Where is the huezilian that did this?

weird to see Sup Forums actually knows their stuff about mma

It'll be the same Brazil that's always bringing Sup Forums shit to /heem/

that wasn't me Nigel, fuck off. I posted about GSP's alien anal molestation here instead

>/heem/'s taken a trip to Sup Forums

>Gabi cleaning the Lightweight division
Alright, let's fucking do it.

She would get blown out by even a literally who flyweight.

kek, all of /heem/ migrated to the Sup Forums thread

Who thinks Jimmy Lennon Jr. should announce MMA again? He alone made Strikeforce better than UFC

John lineker would sleep her.

nah bruce is the GOAT

What Sup Forums thread?

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>canada still an insufferable fag

strawpoll.me/10834384/

strawpoll.me/10834384/

strawpoll.me/10834384/

Gentle reminder that if you vote for anything other than Canada, Sweden or US you're an idiot.

>WHY ISN'T MEXICO THERE?
Not ranked on the P4P list, he's shit.

>strawpoll.me/10834384/

First time i'm glad i don't rate desu

literally only reason canada is there is because of adan

all the other Canadians are alright

>tfw no moment in any fight for the rest of your life will ever live up to this punch

>Implying we don't like you
You're like Bangladesh. One of you, harmless and most of the time on point. We like you, nigga.

For real, it feels like every single Canadian poster is a retard. There was only one of them who didn't seem like an autist once when discussing GSP.

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Portugal is actually the worst, but they rarely post

Normies absolutely fucking disgust me.

I especially like Conor literally only losing because he only had 7 days to prepare properly apparently

Portugal is possibly the Khabib of Heem.

Rarely shows up, when he does beats up a can and barks that he deserves recognition. That's why he isn't ranked.

>he never had the energy to last that long because he only had 7 days to train at that weight

Top fucking kek

>the rest of that fucking post

thats hard to read tbhfamalam

So where is picks bro?

Gracias, amigo.

This cakes the take

He'll be taking picks again tomorrow

Has the legacy captcha been stingy as fuck with the number captchas lately? I keep having to click bullshit words until I get some numbers.

Paul

FUCKING

Harris

To be fair, Conor was pushing a high pace in the first where he did *beat* Nate, so you can see where their opinions come from. The fact that that dominant high pace is what led to him being gassed goes over them though, or the fact that Nate was literally never once rocked

Tachi Palace Fights 28 stream to see future UFC bantamweight champ Richard Parra III heem some goof
youtube.com/watch?v=6PArtyB-jac

RIchard Parra III will fight pretty soon

>Beats goat farmers, cans, and RDA two years ago
>Somehow the #1 contender

i'd even say Barboza is more deserving