Help me land a fatty, Sup Forums. 8 gets it
Help me land a fatty, Sup Forums. 8 gets it
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Her
Bet those tits are amazing, can I see?
Tell her big girls give good bj
Do you like 'sketti?
big girls give great head. Let me see your tits
I bet u have a beauty of a fupa ;)
Why do you want to beach a land whale?
winrar
Tits. Now.
Well I guess we should start by telling a little bit about ourselves, I love to cook and hunt whales for a hobby, so no wonder I was matched with you.
You're supposed to help me land her, not drive her away
Nigga.. you know where you are right now?
welp, this is what you get for listening to Sup Forums
HAHAHAHAHA
waste of 8
I wasn't serious
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DW i got you
I should have known the Jews were behind this
fuck me thats good
checked and keked
Can't send pictures on tinder though
I heard people like you are worth a lot in china, especially the fins
you done fucked it up
check for harpoon emoji, or *harpoon*
tbh if she hasnt responded yet you can forget this chub and move to the next one.
imma be here 'till 404 so you better think of something
tell her you found a way to her heart with this link
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Y'know I haven't seen a whale this far inland before, what are you doing out of the water?
Moving on to Jay Leno's fatter cousin. Last thing she said was "hey what's up? " 8 gets it.
Lets fuck. 9 pm. $500.
my dick
8get
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Well gl op
Goddammit now I have to pay Jay Leno $500
shit there you go op
Still gotta send it op, even if you rolled it....
Well, does she, Sup Forums?
yea sweetie
No, my prostitutes are much skinnier and know better than to talk back to me.
You look more like jabba the hut, but I guess you'll do.
No but money is money
I've fucked men dressed as woman hotter then this, so no she doesn't look like a hooker
No, I mean YOU pay ME. Jesus, do you think you're worth $500?!
winrar!
I'm gonna give you one of two things, and the choice is yours. The clap or a dick slap.
Nah, but I figured you'd be down for $500. We'll see where it takes us
You could do a lot with $500 though, like getting a personal trainer.
Yeah, I bet you keep all your money in your stomach rolls to be able to pay your bills, you fat fuck
You look like you have great tits. Pic?
This
You're a retard
Kek. Roll
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Kek roll
So we fuck for free then?
Kidding, i thought we could role play. You know...
no, you have to pay me $500 you fat virgin fuck
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this is exacly what you parents tought when they saw at your birth
This
I have a micropenis, I hope you're okay with that
roll.
I bet a nigger wouldn't even fuck you
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this
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what does your butthole smell of??
I have a scat fetish, it would be such a turn on if you would defecate onto my penis while we have anal sex
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Who said anything about me playing you?
Fucking goddammit that isn't even funny
why are you so fat??
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Aaayyy
*paying
send nudes
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>mfw OP is not a faggot
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lol im a ku rn
try to save it and say i meant 9 pm to 5 am i want to fuck you like my overnight job
You fucking shit we had a good thing going
I won
listen lady, 500 is a good deal, u can buy more cake and doritos with that
this
The deed is done
winrar
Sorry
winrar op
rolling for this
I have cancer
samefag but winrar
The whale is angry
@698859444
winner got triples
This should put the nail in the coffen.