Help me land a fatty, Sup Forums. 8 gets it

Help me land a fatty, Sup Forums. 8 gets it

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Her

Bet those tits are amazing, can I see?

Tell her big girls give good bj

Do you like 'sketti?

big girls give great head. Let me see your tits

I bet u have a beauty of a fupa ;)

Why do you want to beach a land whale?

winrar

Tits. Now.

Well I guess we should start by telling a little bit about ourselves, I love to cook and hunt whales for a hobby, so no wonder I was matched with you.

You're supposed to help me land her, not drive her away

Nigga.. you know where you are right now?

welp, this is what you get for listening to Sup Forums

HAHAHAHAHA

waste of 8

I wasn't serious

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DW i got you

I should have known the Jews were behind this

fuck me thats good
checked and keked

Can't send pictures on tinder though

I heard people like you are worth a lot in china, especially the fins

you done fucked it up

check for harpoon emoji, or *harpoon*

tbh if she hasnt responded yet you can forget this chub and move to the next one.
imma be here 'till 404 so you better think of something

tell her you found a way to her heart with this link

ebay.com/itm/Fishing-Harpoon-Spear-Gun-Fish-Leisure-Strong-Safety-Scuba-Diving-Snokeling-Sea-/141566177719

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Y'know I haven't seen a whale this far inland before, what are you doing out of the water?

Moving on to Jay Leno's fatter cousin. Last thing she said was "hey what's up? " 8 gets it.

Lets fuck. 9 pm. $500.

my dick

8get

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Well gl op

Goddammit now I have to pay Jay Leno $500

shit there you go op

Still gotta send it op, even if you rolled it....

Well, does she, Sup Forums?

yea sweetie

No, my prostitutes are much skinnier and know better than to talk back to me.

You look more like jabba the hut, but I guess you'll do.

No but money is money

I've fucked men dressed as woman hotter then this, so no she doesn't look like a hooker

No, I mean YOU pay ME. Jesus, do you think you're worth $500?!

winrar!

I'm gonna give you one of two things, and the choice is yours. The clap or a dick slap.

Nah, but I figured you'd be down for $500. We'll see where it takes us

You could do a lot with $500 though, like getting a personal trainer.

Yeah, I bet you keep all your money in your stomach rolls to be able to pay your bills, you fat fuck

You look like you have great tits. Pic?

This

You're a retard

Kek. Roll

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Kek roll

So we fuck for free then?

Kidding, i thought we could role play. You know...

no, you have to pay me $500 you fat virgin fuck

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this is exacly what you parents tought when they saw at your birth

This

I have a micropenis, I hope you're okay with that

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I bet a nigger wouldn't even fuck you

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this

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what does your butthole smell of??

I have a scat fetish, it would be such a turn on if you would defecate onto my penis while we have anal sex

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Who said anything about me playing you?

Fucking goddammit that isn't even funny

why are you so fat??

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Aaayyy

*paying

send nudes

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>mfw OP is not a faggot

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lol im a ku rn

try to save it and say i meant 9 pm to 5 am i want to fuck you like my overnight job

You fucking shit we had a good thing going

I won

listen lady, 500 is a good deal, u can buy more cake and doritos with that

this

The deed is done

winrar

Sorry

winrar op

rolling for this

I have cancer

samefag but winrar

The whale is angry

@698859444
winner got triples

This should put the nail in the coffen.