Let me tell u a story about how I went from popular kid to the loser I am today

Let me tell u a story about how I went from popular kid to the loser I am today.
>I was 13 at the time and I was a very popular kid mostly because of my charisma, excellent sense of humor and popularity with girls due to me being a boxer
>on the 3rd of November I met this russian girl from the year below at a party
>I'll call her M
>make small talk, and exchange phone numbers
>over the next few months we never met but only texted, discussing lots of shit
>I am usually comfortable around girls but for some reason I was terrified of M
>she offers to meet IRL again but I keep making excuses
>scared of a girl for the first time
>then one day, after winning a boxing match, I get brave and ask her out

Continue?

Bumping
And continue fag

Why not

Do It OP

yay story time yes pls

Nigga what do you have 10 WPM

Come on you stupid nigger

C'mon user

Cont.
>we meet at a movie theater
>hey user you didn't tell me what movie we were going to watch
>at this point I needed to pick a movie boring enough so she wouldn't mind missing out on the action while making out
>hey M, let's watch Tron: Legacy
>wow user you read my mind
>I could see she wasn't excited for the movie but that was exactly what I needed
>we walk into theater hall
>the hall is literally empty
>apparently it was the last showing of Tron: Legacy and nobody wanted to watch it anymore
>She was really hyped about having the entire hall to ourselves
>the movie begins and she pushes up against me

My right hand is injured so I have to type with my left

inb4 natasha is actually a soviet spy and shoots op in the dick with an ak47 while shouting "mother russia"

Cont user, seems like a good story

bumperinoooooooooooo

Bump

Bump also check em

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Cont...
>10 mins into the movie she pretends to reach for the popcorn but quite intentionally puts her hand on my crotch
>I get scared of getting hard so I shoot up and tell her I gotta go to the toilet
>I cool off in the toilet and on my way back buy some mints
>come back and she is on my seat
>hey M, why you on my seat?
>oh I was just warming it for you user
>She gets up, I sit down and she sits back in her place
>At some point in Tron Legacy the dude finds out his dad is fake and that's when I just grab her and kiss her
>she just hugs me and I don't remember rhe rest of the movie since we were just making out.
>once movie finishes and we leave, she says she'd like to meet again sometime and I tell her that I'd die to do this again

Cont. Incoming

Keep'em comin' user

Type faster

> puts her hand on my crotch

Bumb

More bumping with deez dubs

I dead

This is why I just read screenshotted green text stories

Well fuck off then, sir.

Bamp

Well said good sir!

>over the next few months I notice she is really trying to fit my tastes
>apparently one of my friends told her I liked blondes so she died her hair blonde
>she heard my Marilyn manson ringtone and suddenly she just wears MM t-shirts everywhere
>she brings me fucking sandwiches nearly everyday
>I find it weird but choose to roll with it

>March 9th my best friend, let's call him vlad, hosts a party
>invites us both even though he barely knows M, so obviously just because she my gf
>she clings to me the entire time
>at one point her friends call her away and vlad walks up to me and tells me there's a way to get onto the roof, where we won't be seen
>2 hours later, when everyone's minding their own business already, I tell M to follow me
>I lead her to the roof, and she is clearly excited
>we instinctively remove each other's clothes and start to rub each others gentials

Lurking it

>where we won't be seen

>We're fucking on the roof
>Suddenly we hear the roof door open
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Looking nice, user

>she pulls down my boxers
>doesn't hesitate to blow me
>goes on for 4 or 5 minutes
>about to cum
>she stops to get close to my ear and whispers
"reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep, no immunities"
>came buckets

>rub each others genitals
Is that how it works?

I'm just here for

Kek also implying OP doesn't have 5 WPM nice try though

Type fast mang I can only edge for so long

It was... just a social experiment.

KYS faggot

This has taken 10 minutes it better be gud

Cont...
>she gets on top of me and starts riding my member
>I was afraid of having sex unprotected but I was too horny and stupid to refuse
>eventually I pull out and cum on her belly
>she laughs and rolls over
>we lay on the cold roof of my best friend's house, looking at the stars
>I have never been happier in my life
>this is when things started to go downhill
>she starts to text me every day
>brings me more and more sandwiches/cupcakes/whatever
>becomes kinda clingy
>very suspicious of girls I talk to
>I was too stupid to appreciate someone actually caring about me back then
>a guy I know tells me that I should end it
>he tells me there's plenty of fish in the sea
>he tells me I could get laid anytime I wanted to
>out of my stupidity I listen to him

I push my clit against his wet tongue and grind it in a circular motion. He grips my ass with his hands and follows my lead. I reach back and squeeze his throbbing cock...

Muh

>pull her pants down
>come to find she is a he
Itzafuckingdong.zip
>think whatever we are alone I'll try anything once
>start stroking his cock
Feelskindagoodmang.jpg
>fuck it, get on my knees and start sucking
>slide a finger in his ass for good measure
>feel cum start to slide down my throat and his body tense up

Cont?

Uh, continue?

Also post tits

>very suspicious

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

No you gay fuck. Go suck your own dick and break ur neck in the process.

Cont.

>break up with m
>after she runs off crying she comes back and shouts
>ayyyy mayne we pullin up wit dem dicks tonight yuuuuhhh
>and she then lodges her huge black cock info my mouth and earhols

No gays allowed here fuck off back to tumblr where you should be fag

Damn OP talk about a curveball
Pls continue

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cont
>I'm a faggot
/thread

You were cheating weren't you. Was she fat?

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rofl im pissing myself

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You can't /thread your own post you newfag

when will summer end

Cont
>I'm nervous, about to break up with M.
>I walk up to her at school the next day, I then whisper in her ear "I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke."

pic related

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Fucking newfags

when you want for the fucking end i have to sleep after that

Well the shit is getting heavy

A nigger can write faster than op and they can't even read

rofl at closet fags

Is that it faggot

Whoa man can you please not say the N word, what year is this 1940? Thanks,

cont..
>walk into math with M
>she instinctively sits next to me
>friend gives me signal
>before the bell rings i tell her we should be friends
>she loses it
>starts screaming and throwing shit everywhere
>security has to take her out of class
>before they make it through the door she resists and comes back
>she breathes in real deeply
>screams the loudest thing I've ever heard
>reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

nigger

fuck

Nigger thread now

I can feel his pre cum sticking to my fingers. I wipe it on my lips and tits. I feel myself getting closer to exploding in his mouth. He smacks my ass and I let out breathy moan...

Also, no

If quads then all curses are lifted

No. It's 1952. Now if you don't mind me, I'm about to make my husband a sandwich in the kitchen. Hopefully he doesn't realise I put rat poison in it.

Based quads

Nigger u wut

Keep going

Damn

Hoooray! user, our saviour is here!

witnessed

Winrar

Cont...
>I took out my phone right in front of him and messaged, "lol im single now"
>I didn't even have the decency to tell her in person
>she first thought it was a prank, writing messages like "Vlad, did you get user's phone again?"
>the next day I hear she attempted suicide but didn't tell anyone why
>she sends me a pic of her hand with bleeding lines - she was cutting
>this makes me feel really bad
>I start to regret my decision and really want to be with her again but I just don't think she'd love me after what happened
>After a week I start to miss the sandwiches
>I didn't feel like doing anything
>I dropped boxing
>I became fat
>I was scared of speaking to all people, let alone girls
>for the first few years there were girls that seemed to show an interest in me but each time I'd think of what I felt with M and I'd just distance myself from them
>my grades began to drop
>I got a porn addiction
>now I live alone, working as a freelance software developer
>I tried to hire a hooker once but as soon as she undressed I kicked her out of the apartment, remembering the sandwiches that M used to make
>I live alone now and will probably die alone too

The end.

BASED

FUCK NIGGA

Fuck you you fucking piece of shit

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Fuck you

THIS IS THE NEW HERO OF THE THREAD

Check'd

what? that's even worse than a dinosaur or mom dies in her sleep end

Wow OP your a bigger fag than those trolling newfags

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just fuck the hooker, faggot

For fuck sake

Check em

I decide I want to cum on his dick. I move down and slide his wet cock into my dripping pussy and involuntarily gasp. My pussy is swollen and tight and he can't help but moan too. I start riding him hard and fast until I feel that familiar tingle...

That is the real ending, I'm not gay wtf

Fapping
Pls continue

Just embrace it user