PART THREE.
So, Craig Austin died at 38. Smoke up a blunt, or drink in Craigs name. He has a crippled, crack-head, alchoholic who couldn't have kids and was cucked by his true love. He should never have moved to New York. But now, the story off....MIYAZAKI begins.
yay ^_^
I was hoping we'd roll a fucking dump but this is pretty hilarious.
Your goal in life is to become a JAV superstar.
Aww yeah
ninja school it must be.
Why didn't you make yourself 10/10 on looks?
Be a slut and get knocked up at 13
7zip
Randomized it.
Pretty athletic, Olympic Gymnast by 16?
Lets make it our goal to become a pornstar
Let's give her a bright future, in honor of Craig.
Our family, desu.
This
Well she's stupid and good looking. Why not
> 7zip
kek
Nice start, eh. We are 1.
wtf mom and dad, living off 18 year old sister?
87,200 yen in dollars makes 861.6607 US Dollar a month damn
Born into royalty
fugs
God damn anti-vaxxers.
living the dream
>our father is a NEET
uhoh
She just moved out too. I'm getting to the school age, all it does is tell you about the Japanese diet and climate/
Our sisters boyfriend and Craig would of got along.
Our brother
He'll be back. They always come back.
So far, so good.
Calculating for inflation since 2007 its a actually about 650.Also our family is like 6 people so we're poorfags actually.
Might I ask what game is this?
We are 7. Will be bring dishonor upon our parents?
Real Lives 2007.
Go for religious activity. Worship them ancestors, bitch
HONARBU STUDI TIEM
STUDY HARD
Bring the shamefur dispray
No
keep studying.
We'll be pregnant in 6 years anyways, may as well start early.
Studddyd
BRING HONOR AND GLORY
study
>be Japanese
Is there any other option?
We gotta make this girl live the good life, do it for Craig.
IT WOULD BE DISHONORABLE IF WE DID NOT STUDY AND READ. WHAT DO WE DO FOR FUN, user-KUN?
We rolled randomly. If enough people think that it's boring. We'll start fresh, but it seems pretty funny.
music
reading/study
WHERE ARE MY JAPANESE ANIMES?
Physical training! Let's give her what Craig never had.
PHISICULL STUDI AND MENTAL STUDI ONLY THING MATTER IN RIFE
FASHION
u win
Only reading/study. Nothing else.
Physical training and reading.
Worship those ancestors
FASHION
BEEF CAKE
OKAY, DESU
roll i guess?
Oh shit thanks for explaining, I just threw that stuff into google to check it
Wow.
WE STUDY FOR FUN.
POLITICAL ACTIVIST
OH BOY
DRUG DEALER
We must pray viorin
she's never going to be a pornstar now ;___;
IF WE WANT TO MAKE A QT WE NEED TO WORK OUT ASWELL YOU IDIOT
Been v. slow so far. We're 15 now, lol. Our brother has left the nest along with our sister. I didn't realize I went so far into the future. But should we look for a BF? And we were in a small crash.
nowhere in buddism does it say "don't fuck for cash"
infact it lacks anything of the sort about sex being bad
GET A DICKING
Get knocked up immediately
BOYFRIEN IS SHAMEFUR
buying bf
Holy shit we have bad luck with cars
so statistically average luck with cars cos they are rolling deathtraps going way way above what evolution could have prepared your monkey brain for?
YAKUTAAAAA
Gotta start practicing them blowjob skills now
> intelligence is 47
nope
YES GET INVOLVED
YEEEESSSS FUCK HIS DICK OFF
Buddhism doesn't care about the body, only the soul.
Oh yes. Strong and hot
NO HE IS SHAMEFUR AND UNINTERRIGENT
depressed cute bf
Looks like a total Chadkuza
Go for it
84 appearance
Yes
We will make the bloodline strong
>88 strength
DOMINATE ME SENPAI
WE NEED A 100 INTELLIGENCE
GOTTA BE A GOLDIGGER FAM
Can we reroll for Graham?
He is handsome af, suck his cock
He's an 8.4/10 and has 88 strength do it
now fuck him every year
WE'RE SO FUCKING DEPRESSED
Were Japanese what did you expect dumbass
getting together with you ATE 40 OF HIS HAPPINESS. what are we Psycho Bitch?
>Jap
>Happy
pick one
FUCK THE BOI, THAT WILL MAKE HER HAPPY