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Rate me and my gf Sup Forums

Just finished ranger training in this pic

Why don't you weaklings protect your country?

Currently in vocation in scandinavia
I'm the most alpha on Sup Forums

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bad pasta +
>implying being an armyfag makes you anywhere near alpha

this is the wrong place for bait faggot

actually i do, and rangers aren't shit compared to me lol

weak pasta

>implying your country has goals which support my agenda
>implying politics wouldn't better serve my agenda

You misspelled basic. It's basic training.

Get the fuck out of here you nigger! That's basic training where they practically hold your dick now.

its hilarious that you know this is bad pasta but you still get triggered enough to reply

such a faggot

me on the left

Ignorant assholes im a ranger
We recieved the patch after the seremony

>not joining the marines
What a fucking beta.

ceremony

why are rangers so fucking retarded?

im busy fucking your gf..

I enlisted 11B when we were fighting an actual war and you were still in kindergarten back in 2004, hotshot. Daggum man, come talk to me when you take fire while trying to drop a deuce in a field of date palms and have to drop a hajji before you can wipe.

Enjoy sitting tight in the AC while drones fight your war for you, kid.

Is that Selena green Vargas?

Nice ROTC outfit

I know her pic related she sucked off my mate at my school (where I know her from)

Because they're Army lol, they may not be brainless morons like those window licking Marines, but they still like to eat glue and paint chips as a mid day snack lol

Your bitch is ugly af.

Your best friends are gonna run a train on your "faithful" gf hahahaha

Does anyone actually get the joke here tho?

No one recognizing the slut on the left

>inb4 Jody

>timestamp or fuckoff
>beyond flat footed. The only real armed service (the marienes) said no semper fi for u user. U can be of ise in america beating non supporters
>feelsgoodnothavingmyhandstied.jpg

>oh yeah. Plate and 8 screws in my foot u fucking faggot now timestamp or stop or no fishing.

Oh the big war of 2004. That was the man's war.
>I wish you parents got a big gold star for your heroism

I ain't gonna do shit bc you faggots will volunteer like tools to do it instead

>I'm so alpha
>I need confirmation, please rate my gf you guyz

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OP you baiting faggot I've seen the original where he gets cucked and his gf did porn.....which means ima need a link

On a real note I've signed all the paperwork for the Marines but it's taking a long time for a reply. At this point it feels like I'm begging for a job interview. Anyone else recently joined the Marines?

tell me why the marines? it's low pay to be a bullet magnet lol

>no unit crest on beret
>missing your rank
>no unit insignia on shoulder velcro

The fuck kind of ranger needs their mommy to put their uniform together in the morning for them?

Why are you dating a dog ??

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Hoorah Sup Forumsrother

That's at ft Jackson you faggot. I'm a drill sergeant there. You're a fucking POG. Hahahahaha

Selena Green Vargas..... do she have twitter or instagram someone must have found it there

>army in file name
>marine uniform

>ranger training
where's your beret faggot

1. This is pasta
2. I once saw a group of 7 marines beating the shit out of a vending machine because it stole a dollar. SO alpha. Not retarded in the least.

ur gf is trollface

The training seems more my speed.

They're called UAVs faggot. I'm sorry your GT score was too low for anything other than 11 bulletstopper

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here you go you fucking slack jawed faggots

KEK

2003-2011 with the lowest total death estimates for all parties combined at around 150,000 and some estimated going up to a million, with many more wounded. Yes, that war. I wouldn't expect an ignorant kid who's spent his entire life with his fat face shoved up onto a glowing screen playing vidja and taking 10000 selfies to know anything about it.

baitfag

girl is a pornstar

baitfag

I have a 119, I'm an Infantryman. Too bad you're too much of a pussy to actually join the infantry branch

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worst training in the Military, you'll get yelled at most of the time, if one guy fucks up everyone gets the shit.

lel gf is a fucking chav slut

As a matter of fact. Most Infantryman have the highest GT scores out of the rest of the POG branches. Check yourself before you speak of what you don't know

She's on Gdp, look her up

Vietnam.

Getting yelled at isn't as loud as live rounds being sent out right next to you. If one guy fucks up in the worst scenario we all might die, so, even if it's me i'll gladly take the shit where it's safe. I've thought about it a lot and researched the other branches' training and it seems the most logical.

I got 45 college credits in unmanned aviation just for completing ait. I can get my pilots license anytime I want. I feel that I made the better decision for life after service. Its too bad you were never given that choice. You're not brave. You're just dumb.

thanks for killing yourself so i can fill up my car ya lower class shitheel

Truth, 3-34 hooah

Btw, 133, bitch. Suck it

Your girlfriend is ugly

Also, I didn't say I was joining the Marines to defend my opinion on the matter just wondering if it took anyone else a long time to get in.

I'm too lazy to check but, has the blacked blowjob collage already been posted? If so, thank you user.

>Sup Forums
Got to be bait m8

Oorah, you fucking poser

Ha ha, she's at least 25% nigger.

Pasta obviously

Coming from somebody who spent over 10 years active duty, with very little to show for it after a helicopter accident.

The military doesn't give a fuck what happens, you're a number. 10 yrs active. I'm living proof. 7 yrs pt, same with phyc counseling. Not worth it.

Look at this faggot! His gf is a fuckin 4/10 and he's all pissed because he gave away the best years of his youth to fight for oil. Good work, retard. Next time you're deployed, I'll pay her a visit and pump one into her while singing America, the Beautiful. Stupid cunt.

I hit my two year mark about a month ago. It's fucking shitty, but it's the best decision I've ever made. The brotherhood is better than in any institution you'll ever find. Plus, if you're totally serious about joining the military, the marines are the best. Air Force gets paid a lot, but nobody in the military refers to them as military members. Army is alright, but they don't have the brotherhood we do or look out for each other. Navy is alright, just cause they help us out. But if you have any questions, ask me

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Navy here (ND2), what's your rate?

Cool story bro. There's 2 jobs in the Army. Infantry and everyone else.

Your long, light brown hair is nice, ranger... but who's that pasty fag-shaft on your right?

BUT HER FACE

cool story, but we're Sup Forums

Protect from what? You useless fucking pawn. You don't even have the brains to realise how useless your life is to your owners who only care about their benefits and pockets. You are a deluded faggot, I hope raging Taliban jiahdist would shot your faggot dumb ass

Y'all know this is bullshit, right?

Cuse im fucking your gf while youre away

nice this is the chick from girls do porn. best ass ive ever seen

How many of those were just civilians black water raped and pillaged
>it was only a couple thousand real (read American lives)

where's her jaw headed?

"Air Force gets paid a lot"

Being this fucking retarded and not understanding the military pay scales are identical

Gay

You look at her face, you can tell she's been dreaming about this moment since she was a toddler

Boy... Please... Stop baiting already. This is just boring.

>sitting on Sup Forums makes you alpha

Laughed

Falling for it this hard..

E2, got ninja punched lol

EXPOSED

Kek, your gf was cheating on you, OP?

>I saw a few marines doing something dumb once
>All marines do dumb things all the time

You are not as special as you think you are.

You got the pasta wrong freind. Also it's called ranger school and that dude does not have his tab.

Too bad she's gonna fuck around while you're deployed (and divorce rape you in the process).

Not when they get sub standard living pay for some of their own barracks. Trust me, I've got buddies in the Airforce making 1900 in BAH for sub standard living conditions. And their barracks is much better than mine. And they can get paid for a "deployment" at certain places stateside, like San Antonio. So fuck off nug

Rangers are only proceeded by DELTA and there is no way on earth you are even close to being eligible for selection.

>in the military
>gf

You mean the girl us civies fuck whilst you die as a political pawn.

She gonna cheat on you when your deployed