My hair has been falling out since I started using the cinema hairdryer. Can I sue them?

My hair has been falling out since I started using the cinema hairdryer. Can I sue them?

I'm glad no one is replying to your shit thread.

Me too

Everyone's hair falls out after anything.

Who /shitthread/ here?

>cinema hairdryer

What?

I replied thanks to you bumping it :)

sue them op, I got free gift certificates from my theater when I got bedbugs from one of their bathtowels

cinema est mort

lol stupid americlaps don't even have them

This thread is lit

/film/ when?
or bring robot here too

Kinda like your moms pussy

How do you get bedbugs if you pass through the delousing room when exiting the shower before the falcon feeding station and footprint registry?

Us stupid Americans also have hair.

Well not me, I'm like 40% bald and I'm 23.

they'll give you free crab legs cause of that

The delousing powder gives me a rash so I have a doctor's note to bypass it.

and then an anvil dropped on my head xD

You wanna fuck with me?

I already did

That happened to me too.
They gave me a free falcon from their lost and found. I'm pretty happy now with two falcons.

how much do you guys normally tip your cinema bathroom attendants? I normally give $10-$15 depending on the quality of service.

I keep taking my mandatory shower in the cinema's locker room, and I'm starting to get what looks like a chemical burn on my skin. Anyone else have this problem? With this on top of the penis exam, I'm really questioning the purpose of all this.

You bought the Brendan Fraser edition.

Le falcons and crablegs so kek and lel

I wife's son got to get a free unicorn when he lost his cereal under his seat. The cinema did a top notch job in my book. My ex wife's step daughters brother is banned from our local cinema for refusing the penis inspection

I know how you feel man, but I guess in the grand scheme of things its necessary.

>tfw 24 and already balding hardcore

Feels bad man

>be Dutchfag
>visit america
>decide to visit american "kino"
>fined $500 at the gate for not wearing NFL jersey
>fined $200 before going in the theatre itself by the ticket guy for not having at least 2000 calories of food
>get in theatre
>seats are literally 4 feet across
>could seat like 2 fit people or more, barley seats one american
>previews end, have to stand up to sing national anthem
>movie starts
>25 mins in, a Ford F-150 commercial plays for 5 minutes
>movie resumes
>halfway through, we must stand up to say the pledge of allegiance
>movie resumes once again
>dozens of americans passed out around me due to heart failure
>just before the climax, a coca cola commercial plays for 15 straight minute
>movie finally ends
>i've had enough, bee line to the exit
>cops in mobility scooters stop me and fine me $350 for not tipping them for protecting our freedom

fuck american cinemas

There is a class action suit brewing OP, so just look into that.

Also a lot of falcons have been getting sick off the AMC Theaters falcon chow, so that's something to keep an eye on, too.

like $1 at most, calm down Riche Rich

lame ass 2003 hairstyle lol

>22
>no signs of balding
>grandfather had hair until he died

Sucks to suck, fag

What's a 1983 hairstyle look like?

Between $10 and $20 depending on how they wipe/wash my anus.

JUST

I don't know, a mullet?

I just get what they give me at fort dix at drill every month. Not too concerned about going bald, would save me a buck because I could start shaving it.

god damn it, gets me every time

JUST

this is way above usual Sup Forums quality

chuckled the whole way through

Here, let me try
>tips, fat fat, money, football, shot xD
Did I meme it right lol? haha

You ever been to Missouri? He ain't wrong.

I lives in Kansas City for two years and agree, he's not wrong.

i swear this same autist shows up every cinemaposting thread just to try and ruin the fun

thanks for the bump and enjoy your pathetic flick sheds

what the fuck is your problem, friend

KC has a nice indie music scene, it's not super political either. Lot of bible belt cities are like that with hipsters that aren't tumblr tier. Actually cool people.

Yeah I liked it. I lived a couple blocks from the art institute so knew a bunch of cool people. My old roommate does video production shit for SSION and other local bands still.

shout out to my bald brothers

hang in there bros

Man, I miss living in the south. Philly fucking sucks.

But it's always sunny in Phillip user.

>Go to theater by myself
>Buy ticket from machine outside so theater doesn't find out I'm by myself
>wait for large group of friends to come, walk next to them and pretend I'm in their group
>laugh at their jokes but only loud enough so the usher can hear me but not the group
>give usher my ticket, he looks me in the eye suspiciously
>Usher asks the group if I'm with them
>they say they don't know me
>usher tears my ticket into a bunch of pieces, says no singles allowed
>get escorted out in front of everyone by security

I have that too, but much much less. Sucks man.

I miss Baneposting

>tfw not balding

feels good, i feel bad for you guys

>go the theater
>seeing a flick with a few friends
>going great
>intermission comes up
>go to use the lad's room
>finish my tinkle
>wash my hands, take my shower
>get out of the shower and go to get my towel from the rack
>see a guy walk out of the lad's room without and friends and a towel

I reported him to security but they didn't do anything. I don't know why I pay my membership dues when it doesn't keep the singles out and there are never enough warm towels.

and at what point did "it ain't me" start playing?

I love living here in philly especially north philly...i live 2 minutes away from two of the best heroin corners in the city. Its always good and the bags are always big.

Am I thinning

user, I...

lost it user, was genuinely listening to it ain't me to add to the thread atmosphere

Receding, yes. Thinning maybe.

lmao

L O N D O N
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Maybe, maybe not. Not digging that hairline tho. My bud has that.

Yep.
Coming from an annon w/thinning hair and a bald spot in the back

Just to add its not bad...yet
Take it from me, grow it out while you still can :(

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it's not that bad dude, only people who are looking for it / have experienced hair loss would notice the recession

or at least that's what i tell myself every night, having a similar hairline :(

started propecia a few weeks ago. here's hoping it doesn't fuck my shit up.

>Go to theater
>It's penis inspection day
>Didn't wash today
>Usher pulls back on my foreskin
>"Sir, you're not allowed to bring your own cottage cheese."
>Get escorted by security in front of everyone
>Also issued a 30 day ban
>tfw

Holy Justamole

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I'm choosing to bald with grace, already shaved it off a couple times so I know what to expect in the end

>visit with old friends I haven't seen in 10 years
>"user, I wouldn't recognize you if I saw you in the street"
>"your hair... it's all gone! and you're so young!"
>Me: "well, I just won the genetic lottery I guess haha"


Jeez I fucking know it's horrible and got unlucky. I'm gonna shave this shit off now. 24 years old and bald is suffering.

One of my friends who was balding told me that you'd better lock down a girl before you shave your hair off.

It doesn't matter what confirmation bias you come across on the internet, wayyyyy less women go for bald dudes. He was super attractive with hair too. Without hair he's still pretty good looking but it's definitely not the same.

He compared it like this: With hair, you're a potential mate, without hair, you're a potential friend.

It sounds sucky dude.

All my thoughts are with you bald anons

Bald people are percieved as more powerful/leader types if they don't go "woe is me". Some girls won't give baldies a chance while others find it sexy as fuck