Ask a guy who prefers to jerk off than having sex anything

Ask a guy who prefers to jerk off than having sex anything.

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Did you ever had sex?

Welkome in club

you mind if I go fuck your old lady tonight while you jerk?

When do you plan on killing yourself?

Not op. Had sex. Jerk off. Rather jerk off 75% of time.

>bj.
>jerk off.
>sex.

>Not op. Had sex. Jerk off. Rather jerk off 75% of time.
I'd rather fuck, but I'm married and while I fuck enough, I still jerk off a lot . . . because I don't want to cheat and fuck up my life. I don't care if you are fucking the hottest actress in Hollywood, you are going to think about other pussy. It's completely inevitable. So I rub one out in the shower several times a week. THAT way, I won't dime one of the girls who work in the building and are always up for getting a drink. You know how that shit is going to end.

OP here, here is the raking :
Blowjob > Jerk > Sex

What if she jerks you off is that not better?

Just 4 hours ago was my last time

why do you enjoy fapping more than fucking?


is it the act of fucking or everything else that is necessary to do, like conversations and shit??

Vagina does not feel as good as the control and skill I got with my hands.
I have better orgasms while jerking off to webcam sluts than fucking.

>I don't care if you are fucking the hottest actress in Hollywood, you are going to think about other pussy. It's completely inevitable.


depends on the person you are

and you user are simply not made for one woman

I prefer to jerk off too, so tell me the sauce op

how many women did you fuck?

how much sex did you have?

did you ever love someone and had sex with her?

You shouldn't have gotten married. You WILL cheat. Mark my words.
And don't regret it. Never tell your wife. It's normal.

This might be the difference. Gay as it might sound to some, sex with a girl you love is so much better

I'd rather get jerked off by my gf than fuck her.
Do you want to ask me anything OP?

Lack of availability does not mean you have a preference the other way.

>foxandgrapes.bmp

To this day I have had 8 sexual partners.
I fucked a lot, really...but now that I think about it I have never fucked a woman with love feelings...

>This might be the difference. Gay as it might sound to some, sex with a girl you love is so much better


thats so true

its the reason why i dont fuck around even when im single

after every fuck i felt so dirty and lonely except ive been in love with her, than it was the fucking best

I think I have only loved once, and that girl know has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me anymore.

>but now that I think about it I have never fucked a woman with love feelings...


try it. its worth it. and its something complete different than just fucking some ho

BJ > Hj > fap > sex

Not op just here to confirm. Sex 100% overrated, women never wanna do any of the damn work.

I'll do it if I could user, I'll do it if I could

What is the a fucking feels thread. Jesus

Cheaters and non-monogamists should be burned alive.

>good bj (very rare)
>good sex (common)
>jerk off (always good)
>bad sex (sadly also common)
>tar & feathering
>bad bj (very common)

I wouldn't know cuz I'm a virgin. Asking girls out and getting rejected is really demoralizing and I'm a big pussy.

It sounds gay, to say having sex with a girl you love?
>my how far b has fallen into trap hell

Who do you think did 911

I grab my wife by the head and chin the other day and face fucked her till I came
>mfw when she vomited as I came down her throat

looks like we have a scorned bitch in here

>bad blowjob

That's wrong. Blowjobs are like pizza.
If they are good they are good and if not they are still good.

I'm male. Where are you statistics?

TEETH

You don't necessarily need to be female to be a bitch- as in your case, for instance.

Not an argument. Sorry for you.

Hahahah.
Butthurt much faggot?
Or are you some kind of Islamist?

Hahahahaha
He is a super-bitch, isn't he?

your not alone...

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i prefer sex.

What's your argument? That you literally want to kill non-monogamists? It's none of your fucking business. That's my argument.
Debate is over you little bitch.

Non-monogamous people lead less successful, less satisfying lives, and are a public health risk because of their greatly increased risk of contracting an STD. Thus we should burn them alive or at least send them to reeducation camps.

All supported by my statistics.

her jerking you off?

literally never had a good hj.

no

Hey OP, my bf is a porn addict chronic masterbater. Before me, ot pretty much ruined his relationships. So due to that he's been single. With me for about nine months now, and well we are soul mates so every aspect of our relationship works out. We watch porn and look at pics together, and point out sluts in public that are asking for it. Sexually, it's mostly just me giving him blowjobs while I massage his balls and flick his nipples. He always has to get to cumming by jerking, than I just eat his load. Due to some childhood trauma, I've never enjoyed vaginal penetration. Fucking over exerts him he's got bum knees. Plus he can't ever cum without jerking no matter what. So, we barely fuck. I have to be stoned and drunk, have never fucked sober. Never orgasm that way. So he gives me head, or I prefer nipple suckling while I rub my clit. That and naked cuddles is our intimacy. It sincerely works for us, it's even ideal. I just remind him to toss his skeet towel in the hamper since he jerks off so much. It really doesn't bother me like it would of his exes or most other females. Is what is, we're happy.