MLB general - /RICKEY/ edition

LA:Bud Norris diagnosed with strained back
TOR:Aaron Sanchez to remain in rotation for now
SEA:Steve Cishek placed on DL with torn labrum
COL:Carlos Gonzalez (ankle) sitting on Thursday
PHI:Jake Thompson to debut Saturday vs. Padres
TOR:Tulo (thumb) returns for Thurs. series finale
NYY:Yanks will start Severino on Tuesday in BOS
LAA:Mike Trout out Thursday due to a head cold
SEA:Taijuan Walker (foot) to return this Saturday
TEX:Shin-Soo Choo (back) off DL, batting leadoff
CIN:Schebler pulled from game with knee injury
CWS:X-rays negative on Tim Anderson's left hand

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First for Yankees

mariners

third for Tribe

L->R
Kill, Marry, Fuck

CAN'T UNSEE

fuck 2 marry 1 kill 3
1 looks the best imo, 2 is hot but has kinda a weird face which puts her down, I don't like gingers and think they should be genocided

I am a Mets fan

Kobe is such a faggot

strikeouts

His son who plays for the Thunder is okay though.

1,3,2

>early OP
>mlb not /mlb/

Reminder that no Chicago team will win a pennant this year

WHATTUP BLACK PHILLIP

WHATTUP BLACK PHILLIP

The Toronto Blue Jays have broken the record for most strikeouts in a 4 game series.

Get on our level fgts.

The blow gays overated offense now holds the record for most strikeouts in a 4 game series

>still gonna win the series

>/mlp/ is more exiting than /mlb/

>supernatural memes

>jinxing it
Slowly fucking kill yourself

>1(ONE) hit with RISP(runners in scoring position) in 36(THIRTY SIX) innings

Astros also set the 3 game series record against your fellow AL Easters the Orioles earlier this season. That was in a sweep of the Orioles, though. That's not going to be the case in this series.

>a fucking goat

>100 year record

Jesus Christ

>believing in jinxes
A leaf, everyone.

Its this meme ballpark. Fucking lights are blinding.

what fucking time did the angel game start i looked at the tv guide and it just showed angels vs athletics all day so i didnt know which one is real. it doesn't even say its live right now

It doesn't happen to everyone. And we had some issues with it blinding right fielders early in the season. But no one else except you guys have complained about it affecting batting.

dont believe the dumbass leaf who thinks lights are responsible for a fucking 53% strikeout rate

dirty 3rd world horsefucker pls go back to sucking communist dick

>Nationals break record for strikeouts in a 3 game series
>orioles then break that record in a 3 game series
>Toronto then breaks it in a 4 game series
There's definitely something that's impacting this insane amount of strikeouts.

WHATTUP BLACK PHILLIP

they also broke the combined record between both teams with 100+

Toronto is winning game against a team competing for their wild card spot and Jays fans are complaining.
Fuck off Canada

There were extra innings games in both the orioles and this series.

Nats

>Triggered by a goat for over 100 years
A FUCKING GOAT

Why did the Cubs decide they didn't ever want to live deliciously?

more like shit luck for about 30 years, then shit ownership for the next 70

I guess they just hate the taste of butter, senpai.

> a fucking 50% strikeout rate in the past 38 innings
>1 hit with runners in scoring position in literally 40+ innings
>not worth complaining about

>using twitter memes

>using twitter

/x/ here, they really done goofed. However, as A White Sox fan I cant help but kek at their misfortune. they had no idea waht they were getting into at the time.

>Unironically failing to even put the ball in play
>50% of the time
>Against the Asstros

>not using memes from everywhere and anywhere

Not even pretty dresses?

They're up 4-1 over Houston, what are you memeing over?

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.

Jays gets it.
Gotta capitalize on the twitter memes.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING GOAT! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN AND SUFFERING WE CUBS FANS ENDURE EVERY DAY!

I thought you only false flagged as a dodgers fan?

fuck 8pm starts. Too late for a afternoon game, too early for a night game

>Self Proclaimed Cowboys fan

stfu neet

>handegg

Who gives a fuck though

Anyone going to try get tickets for UFC 204?

they did put the ball in play 50% of the time you idiot

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>hating on Americas new pastime

settle down grandpa

69889068

Don't do it. Don't give it to him.

@69889116

u wot

69889068

I'm not even going to give you the satisfaction of a (You)

>implying millenial parents will let their precious snowflakes play cte: the sport
NFL dies with this generation, baseball back on top soon

>4 games
>41 total innings
>15 combined runs
>104 combined strikeouts

yeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

technically more like 47% of the time

nice double post idiot

Why give him a you?

delete this

>he doesnt think that theres a generation of negros and other shitskins that will continue playing American Football

Youve never been south of the Mason Dixie line have you?

it will stay infinitely more popular in the South and probably Ohio and maybe the mountain states but yeah I think that outside of there Baseball or something else will come back

I love baseball, but it's going to take a loooooong time for MLB to surpass the NFL in popularity.

As Happ joins the 15 win club, its interesting to note the last two previous 15 game winners for the Jays

>Mark Buehrle
>Rickey Romero
>Brett Cecil

All lefties except for Doc in 2009

>wrote two, but almost forgot Buehrle so added him

my bad m8s I'll let myself out

>the city of the mest injury culture

Alex is CUTE

CUUUUUUUUUUTE

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I'm sorry but you're an idiot if you think the NFL is going to be around in 50 years

>ace lineup that cant hit
>bullpen that cant stop blowing games

what more could you ask for? lads, these are your 2016 world series champions Texas Rangers

>2016
>Letting the Yankees get a 6 run comeback on you in the 9th inning
>RAGS

Hey guys

Rangers are a favorite to win the AL Pennant

Stay mad

And you're an even bigger fucking idiot if you think the NFL is just going to roll over and die that quickly. They've got some issues with the concussion/cte stuff, but there hasn't been a single indication that the NFL will struggle even a little bit any time soon.

>rags

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will the dodgers win the west

y/n

Being a dodgers fan is worse than being a cubs fan. Any other team could buy a WS if they had our payroll yet our inept front office keeps fucking up

Kershaw wins Cy Young 2016

Refute this.
(you can't)

>no kershaq
>no hitting vs LHP
>no good prospects
lol no

>JA Happ
>15 wins
>in the American League
>HURRRR NL PITCHERS SUCK IN THE AL
Get fucked Arcade Leaguers.

>butterface

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>>no good prospects

m8...

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>7 IP
>5 H
>1 ER
>7 K
>0 BB

Brad please.

Urine Ass and Ded Lion are memes who will be exposed. The only good player we have in OKC is Carlos Frias but the FO hates him even though he pitched 4 scoreless innings

>The only good player we have in OKC is Carlos Frias

>we

Lmao so I was eating at a Chipotle during my lunchbreak in San Francisco when all of a sudden I see some Dodgers jersey-wearing vato eating there too and I mouth to him "DODGERS SUCK"

this vato just keeps chowing on his carnitas bowl (no guac, I noticed) while staring at me like he was bout to knife me or some shit

I was surprised he didn't throw up any gang signs but he just kept staring me down and doing that thing where gangbangers lift their chin like as if to say "yo whats good homie"

anyway, I sit there and finish my bowl of baracoa (how do you mexicans eat this shit?) while occasionally giving this vato a smirk

as i get up to throw away my garbage I tell this vato real fast in a low voice "i'll pay you 20 bucks to suck my dick" and he just keeps feasting on his carnitas while smirking all gangbanger-y at me

so I toss my shit out and walk into the bath room to take a good long piss in the stall since I dont like people staring at my junk when were peeing next to each other

I flush and when I get out of the stall, I realize this Dodgers homie had actually followed me in and was waiting for me

No lie but I get a little scared when I see him standing in front of the sinks and mirrors with with his hand in his waistband clearly holding something

I fucking thought I was gonna get shot right there and then

Little did I know but this vato was actually watching me pee through the crack in the stall while masturbating himself gently

We make eye contact and he says to me "you got them 20 bucks cutie?"

I've never done gay shit in my life before and dont even consider my self gay, but that was the hottest, dirtiest blow I've ever had in my life

I paid him his 20 bucks and gave him an extra 10 for the job well done (he swallowed, not wanting any of my cum on his Dodgers jersey)

We parted ways and I never saw him again

Solely to trigger (you)
I don't visit 3rd world countries, so no

just want you to know I didnt bother reading a word of that