This girl and I have flirted a lot in the past. Help me in getting out of the somewhat friendzone stage. I'll post dubs

This girl and I have flirted a lot in the past. Help me in getting out of the somewhat friendzone stage. I'll post dubs.

Give a little background

stop for a while

She and I have known each other for years. Last year around this time she and I were close, staying up late on Skype playing LoL and whatever. Eventually it stopped cause she had shit going on in her life but she liked me at the time. We talk on and off. A couple months ago we somehow started sexting and she basically said she'd be fwb with me, but we kinda stopped talking and recently started talking again and she wants to do shit like we did last year. She's hot and smart as hell but she lives a bit of a distance away.

"You were in a dream I had last night."

Ignore her for a week. When she asks about it pretend it's nothing and you hardly noticed. Come back to Sup Forums for further instructions

I also use textra. But what battery icon are you using?

She clearly has no interest in you

If dubs don't talk to her at all for at least a month. You are clearly annoying her.

Jeez i've had a boner for 2 hours now and it wont go away, wanna come over and help out?

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OP is slightly beta. My advice:

Get Tinder. Get a date. Post some cute Snapchat photos and slowly cut off contact with Sarah for a little while. Smaller, less enthusiastic responses when you *do* talk.

She'll be jealous within two weeks, tops.

this

Reroll

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N9 more games, I like you let's hook up.

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this

69 better than dubs

tbh I might just use that line. goddamn, that's actually good

Just wondering, do you prefer to spit swallow or facial?

roll for this

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WINRAR!!!!

haha yes reroll

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Im going to give you some quality advice.
As awsome as that smart phone is, you cant get laid using it. You need to set up a quality date with her. Spend some money on her, and work in a laugh. If you can do these things, you are in.
However, women are different from men. They get hormonal, and suffer mood swings. An hour ago she was horny. Now shes hungry and wants to watch her favorite show.
Yeah, its that fuckt up. When you are in, you are in. You need to know when to be aggressive to the point it gets you laid. And not to much where you smoother her.
Good luck

you need to utlize the "take away close" a few insta posts with another girl or snaps to show you aren't a pussy should do the trick, now closing is up to once youre out the friendzone

That was dubs op deliver

Winrar dont be a fag op

Kek. Roll

saying dont worry about it was cringe as fuck but continue

Double winrar, better deliver both

this is so gay. for the love of god never tell a women this.

you literally just have to ask her out. a women has already decided if shed fuck you the day she meets you. the longer you 'talk' or be her friend the more likely she'll see your flaws(for instance that youre a faggot) and change her mind

Agreed

No, that can backfire very quickly. She needs to see you are interesting and fun to be with. Maybe have friends that are female in pics.

>implying you can read a woman from 5 texts

Is her name by any chance [spoiler]Sarah Rose[/spoiler] ?

I just read this. You've been friendzoned.
If shes pointing out you like to flirt alot. She is analyzing your posts.
And not trying to get laid

Op is a fag and wont deliver

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I'll admit, I am kinda beta but the past month I've been working on coming out of it. I just don't know how to change the way I text

Op here, ok im serious this time, next dubs will deliver.

Op deliver u faggot

lurk the sexting threads on Sup Forums

im one of the dudes willing to text a girl "why havnt we fucked yet?"
the shit works

Why haven't we fucked yet?

"Jeez i've had a boner for 2 hours now and it wont go away, wanna come over and help out?"

>s girl and I have flirted a lot in the past. Help me in getting out of the somewhat friendzone stage. I'll post dubs.
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> Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)20:38:09 No.698890935▶
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reroll check the dubs OP

Afraid you're going to have to deliver, OP.

If she digs you now, the line up above is going to work. If not, she'll probably just deliver a "lol" response.

Alright sorry guys, can't text her anything rude. She's too good for that, I'll just text her privately.

fag op

OP we are all fucbois ittl work have some balls, girls like bold and confident

if you dont send the dubs OP, just face it that you're so beta that you'll never have pussy, you'll just be such a little whiny bitch and go on user forums and complain how you don't get any

Kek no problem faggot. She doesn't like you anyway, you wishful bitch.

This is the mentality that will leave you friendzoned forever. You do realize that, right?

Pussy-pedestalling is probably the number one turn-off. The fact that you're trying so hard is half the reason you're never going to get her to even notice you, let alone your dick in her pants.

You're treating her like she's way out of your league, and there's no sane person on earth that would want to date someone leagues below them.

shes too good for that? kek, thats why you're in the friendzone and shes getting plowed by some alpha. Cuck4life.

I like flirting with you. It's fun, and although I do like the chase I actually want to ask if you'd like to go see a movie sometime.

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Let's fuck

Kek, got you guys. I'm not OP.

Can I lick your pussy?

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Either way, OP has not delivered.

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>Today OP was a fag

There. That is what I believe to be my best option

AUTISM.

But fake

What do I say

Yeah, like the Greek symbol. It means I haven't cum in a while. Wanna help me ;)?

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Yeah, it means I'm a piece of shit who flirts over text but will never do anything in person. Wanna.. um.. idk... cuddle and watch My Little Pony some time? ^^ hehe

That wasn't dubs you cucklord get a trump ya stump

It means that I'm a faggot that doesn't deliver

"Nevermind. Truth is I actually want to fuck you since some time. Never said it 'cause it felt wrong, but fuck it, you are hot."

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"Beta as in I'm shy and can't find a way to express my feelings towards you....I love you sheniqua, I know it's wrong and makes me a nigger lover...but darn it! I don't care. If it's wrong to be a nigger loving faggot I don't want to be right!"

r0ll

You can't even read dubs right you think she is gonna want your feet in her pussy. Nothing personal kid

Rolling

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Send pic of soft cock

Rollin

This without the nigger loving part

Does 69 count?

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Rolando

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This

Mind if I call you "My Female" until we reach the next friendship level?

Why haven't we fucked yet?

Rolling for this

Would you like to try to be my fire tonight? :-)

I will fuck you raw dawgy, just like i did your friends.

Roll

Rolling even tho this faggot will never deliver

lol

roll for this

I flirt because im really gay.

Ayy