Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH

Saber claim

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Claimed.

GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
Pretty image

Fully Priced Maid
Reporting for battle

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Laura the heretic, reporting for duty!

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Yeah, shes a pretty cool one.
My one and only as it were.

If trips you are all my daughterfu.

They're dirty liars.
Not happening.

So are you

Probably.

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Countryside eh? Sounds wonderful, the fresh air is really grand out there, good stuff. Nice to hear things are well. A couple of ups and downs, usual stuff but nothing too bad. Oven is still kill, about the only problem.

Heh, I thought it was a stretch, still hanging in there. Glad to hear, sounds like a cozy time to get in bed. Today? Not really, played some OW then had a sudden wave of sleepiness, took a nap that lasted much longer than expected. Was gonna go for a run but that'll be tomorrow.

It's all good my man, get those PoTGs for me.

Meant what was going on at the con, like a get together or something. Cool though, live it up tomorrow.

I'll be sure to do that.

>join us whydontchu?
Absolutely, if I had a PC that could run it that is.

Doll claimed.

Claimed

Are you about to start stealing my new catchphrase?

hello waifu

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If i ever switch, feel free to call me a dirty liar.
Don't hold your breath. Or do. Killing yourself is on you.

Haruna claimed.

Oh! I get it now! Those nicknames make more sense now. They give ya a lot of shit for that dont they?
Thanks! Your gave me a good laugh.

it reminds me of something, not sure what
>pls explain what you meant
it might be because im so tired but i didnt understand you

Ah, i see. it's best to play it only if you have fun after all.
What have you been up too?

Trash

youtube.com/watch?v=7h5gRnY9Gt0

SO MUCH RESPECTED DISTANCE RIGHT NOW

Two of my bros are going, its their very first time going to a con

maybe :^)
but what if it does happen?
>heretical rattles

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Good evening!

hello friends

Aye queen
has been some time
you are on late whats up?
im quite the emotinal gamer
>ive tried clearing some games 100%
only worked on hotline miami and that was a rage fest

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It won't. Hooray agency.

I'm not here.

Claiming for a friend

Fucking stop

Like family events.
Being'fun'
Not bad, but not completely good either

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Hey better than nothing. I'm in bed at the moment, waiting for sleep to hit. Ah I played a bit today too, got a summer box, best thing I got was a Mei skin dupe. I'd rather a long nap than a short one. Oh well, the Earth'll be there tomorrow for you to run on just as it is today.

I'm sort of here now, been lurking all day
Hello Yuno
Hello Sachi
Good evening Emi, do anything interesting today?
Hi there!

How is everyone doing tonight?

I think I've been playing for 3.5 years now and I've been playing the Nirvana stuff for 3.5 - 3 years now so that just comes off the top of my head at this point. The SoaD and Dead Kennedys I all learned within the past 6 or so months.
Honey Bucket is pretty fun to play but Cherub Rock bores me.
Old Teen Titans theme was and still is pretty good

ive been drinking food and watching movies

I dont see it where?

im on later than usual kinda forgot about waifu for some reason but im here now

Don't get caught in your web.
Calm yourself
And then off yourself.

Hello there

Are you sure your friend would be happy about this claim?

Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

Not likely any positive thoughts of any kind anyway.

You've probably nailed it on the head with that line.
Script becomes irrelevant and he pockets the profits. Even worse to hear other decent (or once so) actors were behaving the same way.
Must be contagious or something.

The fresh air is indeed quite something. Forgot how pleasantly refreshing it was after not being out there for about a year.

Good to hear you're doing alright anyway. Shame about your oven though, could imagine it being quite a nuisance.
Trying to revive my dad's old deep fat fryer at the moment myself. Might attempt some deep frying in the near future if I get anywhere with it.

He'd be with what he can get...

That's a song.

im doing p good man
how are you?

nope lol. The most interesting thing was when I got to work the internet was fuck up so I got to chill for 2 hours. How about you?

I guess
I love my family though, we are really close
>Hardly ever not fun with them
>Forgot about waifu
Ouch, well glad you're here
How's the face?

Speaking of that, you'd be better off playing Ultra before 64 due to having to collect Three Crystal Shards in each level.
Nice, i've been eating soda.

Deus Vult, christ-chan.

Rachnera is my favorite monster girl, not my favorite girl.
Numerous other characters i'd pick over her.
And you be careful not to sink with your current waifu, too. Wouldn't want her to anchor you down.

>Implying I'm good enough for that

They used to give me more shit for it
Now they're mellowed down

What are you up to?
Not doing too bad, watching Shino fail at NES games
Sounds like 2 hours of easy money to me! Most exciting thing I did was clean up a puddle of cat vomit

Hey hey hey

not about esdeath just /waifu and my face is better now still don't want to talk though.

sounds yummy you do anything else?hi hi hi

Eating Domino's and playing destiny
You?

Sweetheart!
>Mr Peter
Not sure if animu for dr pepper or mr pibb..

what a coincidence
i just so happen to be doing the same thing

Miho claimed

Ok, I trust you
>fully priced rattles
hello not kimmoza aliceu

Hey hey hey hey

I was being cheeky because you said drinking food.

But yes, i've been listening to Kirby Music.

youtube.com/watch?v=eTeT6t9sdjc

You ever play a Kirby game?

Claiming Yuuki

Whats good queen??

My love!
Mr Pibb destroys Dr Pepper anyday!

lmao thought my post didnt go through, ignore this shit

Anyways going to go pretend i'm an adult. BBS

Rem claim
>who's rem

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Still waiting for Shino, he'll figure it out eventually!
Such a mean Sachi. There are plenty of Alice's to go around!
Rem is the superior maid to Ram

>Dat pantyline

YUUUUKKKKIIIIIII!!!!!

>>>>>Mr Pibb
>>>>>Over Dr pepper
Hmm our first disagreement hm?

Well you aren't allowed, last I checked, your waifu doesn't quite fight. The only weapon we've seen her with is a chainsaw. Well whatever, I'm going to look for more pictures. I'll probably miss a thread or two, but I won't really care. Auf Wiedersehen!

A cute.

>youtube.com/watch?v=LCzlsD8YiVM

>Baits mouse

>Miho

>Numerous other characters i'd pick over her.
The same could be said about Shoukaku, Akitsushima or other ships.

>claiming cartoon characters on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

Ah I see. Well you made a good choice when you switched. Amatsu a cute.

Im headed out. See you around.

Thanks.

Figure out what?

im trying so hard to say hi

sounds fun and yeah still cant eat solid foods so i was making a joke myself. no ive never played one music is good though

not much just playing fallout hbu?

very nice would lick

>Well you don't have to try and one up me...
My cat either eats too fast or too much and pukes fucking constantly. I hate it. She's also constantly asking for food even if we just fed her. Makes me want to tear my eyes out

>feet

Meh phone died
>Last post from me guys
I'm gonna abandon thread see all of you tomorrow
>Sorry if I didn't reply

No no nooo, you're suppose to blush angerly, hit the back of my head and call me a baka hentai but secretly like it

Right!?
Ama a total qt3.14
See ya later man

I suppose so, lets not let this get in the way of our love Yuno

Oh shit its Yuuki

Oh I remember fallout I thought it was good and then I realized that all the fun I was having was a lie.

Oh, sorry about that then.

You should check out the series if you can though.

He was working on getting flash games to work in the stream. We're starting Link to the Past now!
She likes to just shovel the food down her throat and vomit it up immediately after. I share your frustration

But it was a swim suit under that.

YUUUUNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>both dr pepper and mr pibb are bad in my opinion

Heyo! I accidentally replied to myself. What's up?

Today we learned we can play super nintendo
together in the stream

Our adventure begins!

By the way, why exactly can't you eat normal?

Oh no no no, I love you too much to let your different taste get to me

Orly?

Swimsuit my ass, its the same shit

>>both dr pepper and mr pibb are bad in my opinion
I'm going to look over this shitty opinion of yours just cause I love you so much

I got the DMM thing and i can't understand Japanese.
Any help?

I want to give that cat a good shake. What are you up too tonight?

im glad you like that image
fighting your strong desire to mess with the mouse is tiring though, so you're free to pet the mouse

rem is the cuckquean of re:zero

surely you jest
this is a mongolian throat singing forum, take your basket weaving elsewhere

Learn Japanese.

Click moonrunes untill you find speedslut.

ikr had the same problem so what are you up too?

np ill have to look into that super tough pink puff

all 4 of my wisdoms came out on Monday so i cant eat solid food until this weekend

Show them the ropes, first time is bound to be a great experience.

Sup Emi.

True. Sounds good, get some nice rest. That RNG is fucking brutal, nothing but dupes and voice lines. Best thing I got lately was the executioner opening for Reaper, some medals as well. Those are much better, get to complete the full cycle. If the nukes aren't launched then you're certainly right.

Extremely calming as well, would like to visit sometime, the city life can be very eh full of it I'd say. Pollution, sounds of the highway down the block, and other annoyances. Nice to hear though.

It certainly is, everyone either charges too much for a look, or is not available. Left with fixing it myself or getting a new one, both I don't want to do. How's that going for you? Hopefully better than my lack of progress.

If I can get one, you can get one :^)

What's good?

Yeah, we just got it working!
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