"Hey user, what's your three wishes?"

"Hey user, what's your three wishes?"

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1) You to get hotter
2) You to get naked
3) Trump gets elected

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Kek

Win

1) Get the clothes off
2) Get some pics of some things up the pussy
3) Post em here

1. Show us your tits.
2. Kill all the people I hate.
3. Trump wins election.

1.OP to stop sucking cock
2.The internet to go down so OP can't jack off to the intense gay porn he's watching
3.For that fine pair of 12 year old chink lips to unfasten around OP's cock

#1. She'd dig a hole in Norway, and bury herself in it.
#2. After a month of frozen storage, I dig up her dead body and let it warm up
#3. I fuck the shit out of it.
#4. She kills herself for being a fat and ugly cunt.

1)£500,000 into my back account every month
2)For every chick to at least rate me at a 9/10 looks wise
3)To be able to learn any skill or ability extremely fast with ease

>me: "I wish for infinite wishes anorexic genie"

>anorexic genie: "Wish granted user"

1)
2)
3)three more wishes

>1.I want win lotto.

2. I want to fuck my qt coworker.

3. Nothing else, thank you.

I know everyone says this but I had a friend that looked JUST LIKE THIS physically

1. My choice of any 5 billion people to become immortal, including myself, in which I can decide the immortality at any time, in which the immortality is achieved immediately
2.My choice of any 5 billion people, including myself, to become 1000,000,000 times more intelligent, in which I can decide the intelligence at any time, in which the immortality is achieved immediately
3. The ability to travel back and forth through time at will, with anyone I please

1 get naked
2 shove something up your ass, preferably large
3 take object out and shove it up your mom's ass

>To be able to learn any skill or ability extremely fast with ease
Then you wouldn't need no. 1

true but why work when i can get the money with ease

That's the thing. With 3, you just develop some skills that you use to get more than that much money with ease.

>3)three more wishes
>not unlimited wishes

>Hasn't seen Aladdin

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I've watched it a few times, but that was long ago, on those tapes you have to use a rewinder with.

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Gemini Stone's Makise set in full

take off the stupid mask and post a better pic

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seconded since thread just gonna die since looks like a butterface

Tits or gtfo

That you had died before the point in time you thought this was a good thread.

1. cure my loneliness trauma and depression
2. give me someone who i can trust and who trusts me
3. let that person love me for who i am and let me love them just as much

to get dubs

go outside idiot.

1. decent well paying job.
2. cure depresion and body problems
3. for my mom to be happy.

1)Emperor of Mankind level Psyker abilities, minus the whole chaos and insanity problems.
2)A wallet that would never empty, that could never be stolen or lost. It would appear in my pocket whenever I reached for it.
3) I almost wished for Trump to win the election, but then I realized that with wish #1 that I could do so much more. So wish 3 is to bind the genie to my will, thereby granting me unlimited wishes and occasional sex, when I'm not meddling in international politics.

never hurts to have extra income

I need in this order:
1. Fuel
2. Fire
3. That which I desire

It does hurt when you was such a limited and valuable resource. You only get 3 wishes, nigga.

double dubs and wow being emperor would just make things boring. wouldnt you rather just fuck around and have fun behind the scenes?

burst out laughing . you fucking won the internet.
he has wish 3 bruh

Open the door

Get on the floor

Everybody walk the dinosaur

This

1) 1,000,000$ per month for the rest of my life
2) Big nice house for my parents
3) Her.

I don't have to wish for Trump because I'm confident America will come to it's senses and elect him anyway

That's the whole point, I do what the Emperor himself did and just mess around behind the scenes. He didn't reveal himself for a very long time, I would wait just like he did for just the right moment to lead Humanity to it's rightful place in the universe.

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Bumping

> 1. Have the will to stop coming back to Sup Forums
> 2. See #1
> 3. See #1

>40 billion in reserve, along with unlimited military grants and licences
>indestructibiity which includes immortality
>infinite telekenetic ability that can manipulate energy and space itself

Id be a god on earth and could forge my own utopian planet after i dicked around on earth till it blew the fuck up

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>10''x6'' dick
>no mental illness
>photographic memory

theres only 2 pics of her in that outfit? fuggen fail user at finding more