Help a nigga be smooth Sup Forums

help a nigga be smooth Sup Forums
what's a comment I can make about this pic that sounds like i'm talking about the pretty scenery, when i'm actually talkin about a cute girl?

stop being a bitch and go gettem

Its not often you see such beauty in nature

nice ass

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good one user

trips has spoken.

Thanks man. Now go out there and fuck some muff

I have placed the bait, let us hope she takes it!

Looks pretty wet there, and the hard wood of the trees make a great duo. Nature is beautiful, and by nature I mean your sexy ass damn girl that creek would be a lake if you knew what I'd do to you. Make those trees feel small as I slang my redwood around like Johnny fuckin Appleseed. I do love the outdoors.

kek

i hope you don't actually take this seriously op
if you actually consider saying this then you're spaghetti beyond reason
>if i'm smooth and cunning she'll have no choice but to fall in love with me and my beautiful brain
just tell her her ass is fat and maybe she can fit you in her busy schedule of sucking and fucking next tuesday

It better not be dat botch in the hat

>help a nigga

OMG
M
G

I got a fucking
>(you)
Like I L I T E R A L L Y just got a fucking
>(you)

*Obligatory thank you kind sir, who would've thought my most
>(you)'d
Comment would be about tree dicks!!!!

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Shit photo, cant really get much of any features about anyone. If shes retarded it'll warm her heart and if shes got an IQ shes gonna know youre a fuckboy

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i cant tell if this is bait or not
either way you're a faggot

Lol deal with it

(How do I post that funny video of the sunglasses meme?)

>implying theres a pretty girl in the picture

There were a lot of nice beavers, but I can't catch them on cam.

Guess you're not an

>oldfag

Like me. Be gone, Summerella.

is this you OP?

the other two faggots seem to be in love with each other

>Check out dat birch mayne, dem lines.