Sri Lanka 281 & 3/0 (0.5 ov) v Australia 106
England 297 v Pakistan 257/3
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Jaxson Stewart
>No smarsh
pathetic
Julian Thomas
First for krazy is a SEETHING fuckwit and all Kiwis should eat FUCK and die
Ryan Martin
reposting
S Marsh
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
Handscomb
M Marsh
Nevill (Wk)
Starc
Ahmed
Lyon
Chase King
How the fuck is Red Rooster cheaper than KFC?
It's way better quality
Jacob Miller
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Luke Russell
waiting for the casuals again to blame the captaincy for the batting collapse
Juan Lee
hazlegood
responded
Adrian Garcia
It was fucking shit captaincy there in that collapse, Smith led like a bitch in heat, headstrong and totally fucked up his numbers.
Isaac Diaz
he hasn't exactly led by example this tour
Mason Carter
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Noah Smith
Is rape /cric/ approved?
Asher Jones
only for sri lankans dating your mates
Evan Hill
...
Henry Scott
what?
Easton Jones
Australia WILL win this match
Adrian Wright
based fucking straffo
Juan Perry
good morning
Samuel Johnson
you're cramped on a plane because you're a fat fuck, not because you're 6'2" you fucking cunt jarryd
6'2" isn't tall either
Hunter Walker
shhhh.. not being a manlet is the only thing he has to cling on to
Samuel Morris
lucky man growing an inch in his late 20s
Ethan Richardson
>LE I WENT TO SKOOL WITH HIM
>LE HE SHOWD SIGNS OF SOSHILL RETURDATION
you literally can't make this shit up
Angel Price
...
Ayden Gonzalez
...
Andrew Nelson
>getting schooled by that fat dyke
this is a new low, even for him
Charles Johnson
just got home from work lads
Alexander Gomez
FFFFUCK
Elijah Cox
>welcome to my world
John Hughes
>voges is a good fielder
t. krazykrezja
Charles Butler
>Hey friends who wear women's clothes! Temporarily coming out of annual leave break to announce another half yearly sale of clothes and shoes etc. I do this every year because I have too many things.
>friends who wear women's clothes
>friends who wear women's clothes
the absolute state of this fat cunt
Noah Evans
Holy shit, is this the worst all round performance by Australia in a decade? I have never seen worse fielding
Hunter Brown
>chinks on holiday in SL
>accidentally watch our sport
based
Jack Cox
Sri Lanka could start memeing shots between their legs and they'd still win this match tbf
Lincoln Young
starc was okay yesterday, but otherwise I'd agree
Elijah Davis
You now remember that chink woman who took a screamer in the crowd at the Big Bash without even trying and recoiling in horror.
Bentley Hernandez
he's dropped a fuckton of chances for the short time he's been in there
even the ones he holds he always bobbles
Christian Anderson
...
Lucas Walker
>le mendis meme
honestly, the game isn't lost
Ryder Jackson
...
Hunter Sanders
Straffo has shared his thoughts lads
Samuel Powell
was more interested in his suicide squad review tbqh
Isaiah Fisher
based straff dropping truth bombs
Samuel Miller
Did you take the cab on your way home?
Jordan Reed
He blocked me and I cant remember why
Lucas King
Voges on buying Starc and nevill a beer watch
Jaxon Gomez
based fucking kermit bumhole
Jacob Gray
...
Evan Richardson
being a bigot
Nathan Evans
based straffo showing better cricket knowledge than krazykrejza
Isaiah Kelly
He's not the slightest bit funny
If this is considered "le ebin bantz" that every person always mocks Americans about, I'm glad I don't partake in it
Camden Turner
Probably desu
Nathaniel Evans
>He's not the slightest bit funny
that's the point m8
Charles Bell
dat casual fatphobia
Zachary Ross
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT UMPIRE'S CALL
Colton Torres
It's a fact not bantz you dumb seppo
Chase Cruz
get a load of this nigga who thinks twitter is for "banter"
pro-tip: it's for shaming the human race into saving itself
Benjamin Cook
/cric/ put on notice
Tyler Stewart
>we
Which player is he?
Sebastian Anderson
>lost 1 (ONE) test to Sri Lanka in 35 years
>on the verge of losing 2 in a fortnight
If Australia lose this will Meme Shit be the worst Australian captain of all time?
Jaxson Nelson
he literally already is
Smith is a fucking braindead mong. Give the captaincy to Nevill, Khawaja or Voges and let him go back to memeing centuries
Benjamin Young
i hate umpires call when the ball is hitting the wickets
because thats literally what lbw is, doesn't matter how much of the ball is hitting if their legs weren't there they'd have been bowled
Andrew Moore
>already forgotten the hawkeye debacle
Easton Gomez
>highest successful chase in Galle is 99
Dominic Johnson
it made sense when hawkeye was shit, but it's pretty fucking accurate these days
glad the ICC are throwing it out
Levi Stewart
The leeway is for the inaccuracy of the system.
Gavin Lopez
It's pronounced "bleached Japan" you dumb hobbit
Jeremiah Jenkins
its literally not even off by a milimeter
Colton Reed
Still, even if 10% of the ball can accurately be estimated to hit the stumps(while adjusted for inaccuracies), that would be enough to dislodge the bails
Luis Hernandez
it's a projection, there's no way to know if it's "off" or not
Jason Cook
exactly. Didn't MIT test it and determine it was 98% accurate?
Nathaniel Anderson
see
its LITERALLY accurate to the millimeter
Josiah Rivera
Dunno, but it seems likely.
I hope the technology has been changed since THIS though (ignore the music)
youtube.com
this was one of the most bizarre things I've seen
Jacob Turner
...
Anthony Roberts
do you think he's ever been to a bar in his life?
Matthew Sanders
how wide are the doors in melbourne?
Carter Perez
...
Carson Diaz
Are >we finished lads?
Luke Barnes
>assignment due sunday
>haven't started yet, getting that sinking feeling
>spend all day procrastinating but finally look it up
>big notice that the due date has been postponed to sunday week
fucking based
Tyler Peterson
>He thinks we genuinely find it funny.
Stupid fucking American.
Ayden Reed
>assignment due sunday
what the fuck
Eli Campbell
...
Cooper Powell
yeah it's weird but I have a few like that - due date is the exact end of the week, so 11.59pm sunday
Isaac Torres
>Chucking stupid fucking music over everything
Why are Indian and Paki cricket fans literally subhuman?
Christian Phillips
What's it on?
Sebastian Ortiz
back on lads
David Gray
about to go and get some fish&chips lads, can i get you anything?
Gabriel Cox
marketing law
it's only 2000 words, easy enough to write in a couple of days
my problem is that I can struggle to start these things and then I get in a bad cycle where I feel like I'm behind so I don't want to work on it because I'll find out how far behind I am so I just procrastinate to take my mind off it
Levi Bennett
just a potato cake
Lucas Gray
just some milk, cheers lad
Andrew Hernandez
kek hadn't seen that one before
Sebastian White
do an IP law paper if you can lad, really interesting stuff
Adam Adams
literally doing one this semester
Lincoln Bell
good lad
Nicholas Mitchell
How big is your mwngf folder?
Nicholas Clark
I've got about 150 MWNN related pics.
Eli White
Cheeky 10er on Aus Tbh
Mason Flores
stuff.co.nz
>WAAAAAHHHHH MUUH FEEEELINGS
Jesus Christ, when the FUCK did strippers in the fucking Waikato start to get so precious? Western women truly are the most entitled little bitches on the planet.
Samuel Reyes
have you got Reality Check's message to him?
Mason Wood
...
Bentley Hall
>wanting to review that
Smith is a fucking mong