State your job, salary , weight and cock size. I'll start

state your job, salary , weight and cock size. I'll start.

petroleum transfer engineer
170,000 dollarie doos/annum
180 lbs , 6'1, 9"
not black

This. Fuck that fucking chef at wendys shit. You're a God damn engineer now.

>not black

obviously if you have a job

Unemployment $275 a week 5 11 210 ponds... Told my boss to fuck off when he demanded I come in after calling out to spend with my grandpas last days in the hospital.

I suppose you want a week off berevment leave when he dies. fuck
off

Food Service Technician/ Customer Service Liaison (multiple duties) at Wendy's
17,500/yr
250lbs
6' 4" tall
6.2" long cock

not black

Oh, I'm also a Sanitation Engineer there.

>.2"

Americans can't even keep their shit measurements straight.

wouldn't it be .25". or 1/8" or 1/2"

Neurosciences Clinical Coordinator / Nurse
USD 98,000/yr
220lb 5'11
ginger

Have you ever accepted a collect call from the States?

No, it's exactly 6.2 inches long.

If you really want it fine. It is 6 1/5" long

Mental Health Counselor

35k

6'1 5" pecker

Student / Construction
22,000 a year (Depends on the amount of overtime)
225lbs
6'3 tall

Working my way through college.

~7 inches

what's 1/5th of an inch. measuring tapes don't work that way

Underwater Welder
$100,000 (on average)
150 lbs
7.5 inch banger

Fecal/Urine Removal Supervisor for McDonald's

8M a year

6'8 10" dick

SpaceMarineCowboy

~$1million a year

8.5" dick

Black

lol op you poor bastard.


Better petroleum transfter engineer
170,001 dollarie dongos/year
190lbs 6'2, 10"
super not black

diesel tech
26.50/hr
6'0
180 lbs
not black

Assembly worker. $13.70 per hr. 130lbs 7.5 inches

The Olympics is a fucking shame! It is just a way for niggers, indo-shits and towelheads to prey on white and asian women. It's just a hotbed for mass interracial (acceptable) rape! FUCK THIS EVENT, DO NOT SUPPORT IT!

>itt: literally everyone has an above average size penis

Daycare teacher
$12/hr
5'3"
142 lbs
No cock

Senior Systems Engineer
$70,000/yr
265lbs
6' 3"
5" cock

not black

Eyy bb

Janitor
About 30,000/year
6'
7 inches

Jesus Titty-Fuckn Christ
$666 Octillion /yr
14 metric tonne monster cock
Sand nigger

Professional Faggot
About $3.50
7' on the dot
250 lbs.
12"

Since measuring tapes don't have the marks then the mathematical concepts literally cease to exist. 1 is no longer divisible by 5.

programmer
$52k/year
8-7/8
black

don't bring that shit in here. go back to finding the Illuminati burnout.

so you make 170000 a year pumping gas huh. sounds like a fuckin sweet gig

PHP Developer
$50,000/yr
180 lbs, 5'10"
5.5"

hahha you poor paki
170003 dollarie doo
6'2 1/2"
185 lbs
not one millimeter of black

Lrnmetric or fuck off moran

... squid?

transferring

15*5
54 pop 1258
7876 red 4.20
ninteen fourty four and that

Seeing as how I live in Houston and now the Oil and Gas industry down here is pretty much at a hiring freeze. Also shit the fuck up you fucking fill pumps at a gas station I know for a fact those dudes don't make 170k

first off Houston is gay as fuck, second off so are you.

ahh one off quints


have fun fucking your wife that resents you and driving around the lifted camo truck you can't afford anymore loser

credit card payment company CTO
$100000 USD/year
132 lbs, 5'3, 6"
white masterrace

Never said Houston wasn't gay. Also everyone on Sup Forums is a faggot so your point is moot.

Am not married and don't drive a redneck Cadillac

Specialized Crisis Counselor
$38,000/yr
210lbs, 6'0, 8.5"

Trips don't lie bitch

virgin

> student/disability benefits
> $850/month benefits + $2000/semester grants
> 215 lbs
> 6'0"
> 8"
Yes, I'm autistic, and no, I'm not a kissless virgin

you mean mute

No one suspected you of being autistic lol

I fill out one online survey a week
$598,000/year
110lbs
7'45" tall
9' long cock, yes that's feet

I make $1000-$7000
from home

part time.

call me for details

No I meant moot. As in what you said doesn't mean anything because we're all faggots. What the fuck I thought school started already

Do your job better OP, gas pumps haven't changed at all

>replying to bait

what's that about school?

US Navy midshitman
$400 a month stipend
6'2", 170lbs
8" or something

except for you

Left you a message, but I think you're lying, as your voice sounded like a faggot.

haha jokes on you.
I don't have voicemail

>US Navy midshitman
Hello biggest group of douches I have ever met.

What. I've never provoked or bragged to anyone about being a mid.
But I have been spit on
Fuck off

Brewery packaging & packaging quality control
about $40k p year.
95Kg or 190lb ish
7"

Window Blind Manufacturer
$1100 Bi-Weekly
200 lb
7 inches. Sometimes 8 if I tug my balls back and shove the ruler into the side area of muh dick but you didn't hear it from me

Database administrator
€ 31000 a year
62 Kg body weight
17 cm cock

help me with a query
pls respond

Stud
190k
205lbs, 6'4", 9 inchez

Nuclear equipment operator
180k/try
255lbs
5 11
6in

Anything under 8" is small for a cock. Women prefer 8"

Kekd hard

German Navy Officer
55000€ / year
187cm, 100kg
16,5 cm

Fuck your imperial system

16,5?

,?

Fuel station attendant
$14.23/hr
202lbs
5' 11"
6"

not black

Good for them, I didn't choose my sick size.

Also, checked.

women don't know what 8" even looks like.

no job
$0
165lbs
9"
black

16 1/2 cm = 6 1/2 inch
Average dick I guess

no. why the comma? should be a period

8 is pushing what most girls find comfortable. Real life girls arent porn stars user.

probably works in the kitchen

55k euro? the fuck are you? a frigate captain?

screw you loch Ness monster can't have my tree fiddy

>dick size
>ginger

Prostitute/ Student
$300
155
5'11
7.5

Because Europe, bro.

Supervisor at Starbucks, student
Like $13-14-ish an hour
6", 180lbs
Never measured, would guess ~5.5 inches

you mean
because Europe. bro

Security Analyst
58k
5'10"
160
6.8"

tell me more, I am intrested

What do you want to know?

Corvette captain, of-3.
Equivalent to major

1. How you got into prostitution.

2. Whats your major.

>this poor dude has no dick
>how sad

Took me a few minutes to realize that you're a femanon..

Ah I see.
I'm still OF-D :^(

Real Estate Mogul
~200M
6'2"
185 lbs
8.5 inches

student
0$
5'11"
150lbs
7"

Interning/sophomore in college for computer science
$10/Hour
110/5'5"/7in

1. When I was younger I was in a dark position in my life. I got scared one night and ran in to the city's business district where they have this large park, I sat on one of the benches for a good few hours, when some women can by. She asked my if I was ok who was I, that sort of thing, I broke down and told her everything. After she asked if I wanted a part time job fulfilling people's needs, I said fuck it sure. That's when I met my pimp and i got my first job a week later.

2. Currently Political Science/ International relationships

Junior Attorney, 80 USD per hour (double for overtime). 5ft 11in, 200lbs, 8.6 in cock. 1/2 german 1/2 portuguese so I'm not a nig nog

Electrician's helper.
$80 a day when I get work.
120 lbs.
6.5"

>no job
>0 monies
>5'10"
>250
>5.5" on a good warm day
I live in a 300 square foot guest house
Haven't had a job for like 3 weeks now