state your job, salary , weight and cock size. I'll start.
petroleum transfer engineer
170,000 dollarie doos/annum
180 lbs , 6'1, 9"
not black
state your job, salary , weight and cock size. I'll start.
petroleum transfer engineer
170,000 dollarie doos/annum
180 lbs , 6'1, 9"
not black
This. Fuck that fucking chef at wendys shit. You're a God damn engineer now.
>not black
obviously if you have a job
Unemployment $275 a week 5 11 210 ponds... Told my boss to fuck off when he demanded I come in after calling out to spend with my grandpas last days in the hospital.
I suppose you want a week off berevment leave when he dies. fuck
off
Food Service Technician/ Customer Service Liaison (multiple duties) at Wendy's
17,500/yr
250lbs
6' 4" tall
6.2" long cock
not black
Oh, I'm also a Sanitation Engineer there.
>.2"
Americans can't even keep their shit measurements straight.
wouldn't it be .25". or 1/8" or 1/2"
Neurosciences Clinical Coordinator / Nurse
USD 98,000/yr
220lb 5'11
ginger
Have you ever accepted a collect call from the States?
No, it's exactly 6.2 inches long.
If you really want it fine. It is 6 1/5" long
Mental Health Counselor
35k
6'1 5" pecker
Student / Construction
22,000 a year (Depends on the amount of overtime)
225lbs
6'3 tall
Working my way through college.
~7 inches
what's 1/5th of an inch. measuring tapes don't work that way
Underwater Welder
$100,000 (on average)
150 lbs
7.5 inch banger
Fecal/Urine Removal Supervisor for McDonald's
8M a year
6'8 10" dick
SpaceMarineCowboy
~$1million a year
8.5" dick
Black
lol op you poor bastard.
Better petroleum transfter engineer
170,001 dollarie dongos/year
190lbs 6'2, 10"
super not black
diesel tech
26.50/hr
6'0
180 lbs
not black
Assembly worker. $13.70 per hr. 130lbs 7.5 inches
The Olympics is a fucking shame! It is just a way for niggers, indo-shits and towelheads to prey on white and asian women. It's just a hotbed for mass interracial (acceptable) rape! FUCK THIS EVENT, DO NOT SUPPORT IT!
>itt: literally everyone has an above average size penis
Daycare teacher
$12/hr
5'3"
142 lbs
No cock
Senior Systems Engineer
$70,000/yr
265lbs
6' 3"
5" cock
not black
Eyy bb
Janitor
About 30,000/year
6'
7 inches
Jesus Titty-Fuckn Christ
$666 Octillion /yr
14 metric tonne monster cock
Sand nigger
Professional Faggot
About $3.50
7' on the dot
250 lbs.
12"
Since measuring tapes don't have the marks then the mathematical concepts literally cease to exist. 1 is no longer divisible by 5.
programmer
$52k/year
8-7/8
black
don't bring that shit in here. go back to finding the Illuminati burnout.
so you make 170000 a year pumping gas huh. sounds like a fuckin sweet gig
PHP Developer
$50,000/yr
180 lbs, 5'10"
5.5"
hahha you poor paki
170003 dollarie doo
6'2 1/2"
185 lbs
not one millimeter of black
Lrnmetric or fuck off moran
... squid?
transferring
15*5
54 pop 1258
7876 red 4.20
ninteen fourty four and that
Seeing as how I live in Houston and now the Oil and Gas industry down here is pretty much at a hiring freeze. Also shit the fuck up you fucking fill pumps at a gas station I know for a fact those dudes don't make 170k
first off Houston is gay as fuck, second off so are you.
ahh one off quints
have fun fucking your wife that resents you and driving around the lifted camo truck you can't afford anymore loser
credit card payment company CTO
$100000 USD/year
132 lbs, 5'3, 6"
white masterrace
Never said Houston wasn't gay. Also everyone on Sup Forums is a faggot so your point is moot.
Am not married and don't drive a redneck Cadillac
Specialized Crisis Counselor
$38,000/yr
210lbs, 6'0, 8.5"
Trips don't lie bitch
virgin
> student/disability benefits
> $850/month benefits + $2000/semester grants
> 215 lbs
> 6'0"
> 8"
Yes, I'm autistic, and no, I'm not a kissless virgin
you mean mute
No one suspected you of being autistic lol
I fill out one online survey a week
$598,000/year
110lbs
7'45" tall
9' long cock, yes that's feet
I make $1000-$7000
from home
part time.
call me for details
No I meant moot. As in what you said doesn't mean anything because we're all faggots. What the fuck I thought school started already
Do your job better OP, gas pumps haven't changed at all
>replying to bait
what's that about school?
US Navy midshitman
$400 a month stipend
6'2", 170lbs
8" or something
except for you
Left you a message, but I think you're lying, as your voice sounded like a faggot.
haha jokes on you.
I don't have voicemail
>US Navy midshitman
Hello biggest group of douches I have ever met.
What. I've never provoked or bragged to anyone about being a mid.
But I have been spit on
Fuck off
Brewery packaging & packaging quality control
about $40k p year.
95Kg or 190lb ish
7"
Window Blind Manufacturer
$1100 Bi-Weekly
200 lb
7 inches. Sometimes 8 if I tug my balls back and shove the ruler into the side area of muh dick but you didn't hear it from me
Database administrator
€ 31000 a year
62 Kg body weight
17 cm cock
help me with a query
pls respond
Stud
190k
205lbs, 6'4", 9 inchez
Nuclear equipment operator
180k/try
255lbs
5 11
6in
Anything under 8" is small for a cock. Women prefer 8"
Kekd hard
German Navy Officer
55000€ / year
187cm, 100kg
16,5 cm
Fuck your imperial system
16,5?
,?
Fuel station attendant
$14.23/hr
202lbs
5' 11"
6"
not black
Good for them, I didn't choose my sick size.
Also, checked.
women don't know what 8" even looks like.
no job
$0
165lbs
9"
black
16 1/2 cm = 6 1/2 inch
Average dick I guess
no. why the comma? should be a period
8 is pushing what most girls find comfortable. Real life girls arent porn stars user.
probably works in the kitchen
55k euro? the fuck are you? a frigate captain?
screw you loch Ness monster can't have my tree fiddy
>dick size
>ginger
Prostitute/ Student
$300
155
5'11
7.5
Because Europe, bro.
Supervisor at Starbucks, student
Like $13-14-ish an hour
6", 180lbs
Never measured, would guess ~5.5 inches
you mean
because Europe. bro
Security Analyst
58k
5'10"
160
6.8"
tell me more, I am intrested
What do you want to know?
Corvette captain, of-3.
Equivalent to major
1. How you got into prostitution.
2. Whats your major.
>this poor dude has no dick
>how sad
Took me a few minutes to realize that you're a femanon..
Ah I see.
I'm still OF-D :^(
Real Estate Mogul
~200M
6'2"
185 lbs
8.5 inches
student
0$
5'11"
150lbs
7"
Interning/sophomore in college for computer science
$10/Hour
110/5'5"/7in
1. When I was younger I was in a dark position in my life. I got scared one night and ran in to the city's business district where they have this large park, I sat on one of the benches for a good few hours, when some women can by. She asked my if I was ok who was I, that sort of thing, I broke down and told her everything. After she asked if I wanted a part time job fulfilling people's needs, I said fuck it sure. That's when I met my pimp and i got my first job a week later.
2. Currently Political Science/ International relationships
Junior Attorney, 80 USD per hour (double for overtime). 5ft 11in, 200lbs, 8.6 in cock. 1/2 german 1/2 portuguese so I'm not a nig nog
Electrician's helper.
$80 a day when I get work.
120 lbs.
6.5"
>no job
>0 monies
>5'10"
>250
>5.5" on a good warm day
I live in a 300 square foot guest house
Haven't had a job for like 3 weeks now