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Being a Normie is great, right?

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wtf delete this shit

back from the club edition

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generally don't mind Sup Forums but fuck me on /fit/ they get annoying
they can't handle any homobants

no

How necessary is a circle of friends for being a functioning adult?

I haven't spoken to another human my age since college

i thought 3 too
have you ever met any of the other icelandic posters irl? do you have contact with them outside of Sup Forums?

also what was it that made you all make /brit/ your homebase? i know you started after the euro game and you're all more than welcome in my book

just find it amusing how iceland has made their mark in this general in the last 6 months

ICELAD
I KNOW WHAT PIC YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
it's a pic of my lad 2bh

>get banned this morning
>turn the rooter on and off
>continue posting during the day
>got rebanned for ban evasion just there
fuck sake, bastards keep making me walk down the stairs

night lads xx

Not a poster then?

you gonna suck his cock as well?

what the fuck
is that butter
why do that

lad its half 2 where you in the swedish caliphate
why are you back already

Sexual relationships in the modern day are like efficient and reliable free market capitalism with the greatest outcome for the greatest number of people, however some at the bottom will lose out

Sexual relationships in the past are stodgy socialism in which the average person had sex with only one girl and the only benefit is to those at the absolute bottom of the pile

In light of this I can see why some people here would prefer the latter over the former

Traditional American snack

reposting because I got no (you)s for it

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janny's giving you your workout you fat slob

WTF I LOVE SOCIALISM NOW

nah
just my lad
also lmao when you call him red haired he screams ITS CHESTNUT BROWN

2017 is not going well lads

Also reckon I might have fucked the old gonads

That one day of nowank and my balls swelled like mad

I literally pissed cum when I wanked today

white people need to be stopped

>it's time a tale was told of how you took a child and made him old

bit nonce like moz

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the club ends at 2 and its 02.30 here

Jesus Christ, m8. I said I was sorry, it was never a criticism of you, stop being so thin-skinned.

2017 is going really well for me.

Got a gf, a new job and passed my driving test so far.

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mafakinn bagg landsliðið maa

im in the 20% rather than the 80% and i still think its disgusting and retarded. you dont know whether a woman is worth marrying until she's matured a bit, and in our society that means riding the cock carousel. its efficient in terms of having SEX and that's it. Its destroyed the family.

I think the others post in the Norwegian thread mostly, I however only post here
Then there is one who always makes threads with anime images which always get filled with slavs and South Americans

haitiANO

B&H sky blue masterrace.

taste just like golds but 3 quid cheaper

depends what you class as a normie
like i said i'm a normie to Sup Forums standards but i have my own smaller group that i class as normies that i dont like

let's be honest no one that is a top rank normie would spend time and keep coming back to a website like this full of anime nonces, 25 year old kissless virgins and a lot of autism

i occasionally have sex, and go out with my mates most weekends but the rest of the time i'm a full blown mentally ill autistic twat
/brit/ is a 'normie' general but realistically none of us that post regularly are 'pure normies'

Came home late from work last night and mummy thinks I was at a club or something

How do we make the normies leave?

>the club ends at 2
what
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the party has barely started then.

>greatest outcome for the greatest number of people
>extinction
ah yes, brilliant outcome

Nothing wrong with being red headed 2bh

>under 600 calories
setting unachievable goals is so fucking stupid. You're going to give up on that very quick, and if you stuck to it you'd starve to death. If you want to lose weight, eat maybe 200-500 calories under TDEE

>when you lose an argument in the last thread and bring it into the new one in an attempt to 'win'
Oh dear

weak
clubs here end at 3 usually

They're not really normies, just pretend normies.

might go grab a 'nana

>exercised for an hour
>0
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Fat cunt.

shan't be reading that

>have you ever met any of the other icelandic posters irl?
If you have ever seen an icelandic poster shilling marxism, weed and the pirates his name is Kristinn and I once said I knew who he is irl

clubs literally don't close til 5 or 6 here lads

At work right now
Mr Goldberg said I have to push carts AGAIN
been sitting in the handicap bathroom for 40 minutes

What makes someone a normie?

Ahh yes humans are going extinct that's why the population is growing

vittu pekele

ahh yes autism spreadsheets

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Depends on what club and what their licensing agreements are

under 600 calories is literally worse for you than eating 300 calories over your TDEE a day

U just can't
*smokes a weed*
*drinks a drink*

what is the general viewpoint of the icelandic population about UK/british people
i've always thought about you seeing as we're kind of 'sea neighbours'
also i can't remember the exact details but there was a couple times in history where denmark offered you to us but we never accepted

wonder what iceland would be like if you were part of the british empire for a small period

>watched something intelligent

would LOVE to go to a swingers party lads but i'd just be so shit and quiet trying to engage in conversation with a group of complete strangers

the idea of it sounds wonderful

"Under 600 calories" should be red coloured, you're just messing up your hormones

I conceded defeat already, see and you still flipped your shit.

Even after apologising for offending you, you're still fucking bang on.

I think most Icelanders have a positive view on Brits
They hate yanks though

ah yes, niggers and chinks populations are skyrocketing whilst whites are plummenting and islam is the worlds fastest growing religion, shall surely be a utopia

might bounce the gfs head off a fucking wall

there are some pretend normies here
i think there's a few others like me though, ex normies who ended up isolating themselves and becoming mentally ill and stuck in the cycle

it's sad because i was on course to make it but i don't think i'll ever break back into normie society

what happened to the spreadsheet I made for you?

>guy posts in fb that about 15k icelandic guys are in
>asks about sailing a sailboat
>give him a quick overview of cruising, use to race sailboats btw
>sends me a pm asking how much I want to sail from colombia to iceland
what the fuck do I say

I'm not a normie but people say I am a normie.

get a bit wonky beforehand, pop a viagra and you're sorted

you lads are literally anglo tbf. you speak Old English

It's not a long term thing. I stuck to it for a few months at the end of last year and I lost 15kg.

I'm just doing it as experiment really, I'm already thin I just want to see what happens.

The plan is to gradually switch in exercising and start eating properly again in a few months.

>1 in 2 of us will die of heart disease
>1 in 3 of us will die of cancer

struggling to see why I should bother living a 'healthy lifestyle' ...

>Be on normie spring break because my roommate invited me along to be nice
>Everyone staying in one hotel room
>literally 7 guys 5 girls in one suite
>everyone passed out drunk
>come out of shower seeing mate getting head from a girl with her bathing suit bottoms off
>he tells me to fuck her from the back while hes getting it
>she says its fine because shes hammered
>I do it
>never make eye contact with her again as im sure she regretted it

the human (white) population is shrinking
its only the other species of human that are growing sadly

Tell him you are only in it for the experience and would like to do it for free

I think cancer will take me desu.

>feel a bit down

>waaah i'm mentally ill
>my life's shit because of mental illness
>did you know i have mental illness
>my mental illness means i need a safe space

tommy is a fucking jew

>these two arguing about babestation slags making noises

Yes, we can all see how 'not mad' you are with your ranting paragraphs about how you're 'not mad' and bringing the argument you lost into the new thread because you are clearly 'not mad' at all about it

Maybe it's time you went to bed

>I just want to see what happens.
what happens is you'll be starving yourself and doing all the damage to your body associated with that. Eat properly.

Should I drink tonight lads?

no, its haram

I altered it desu, I used numbers so I can assign specific values to certain tasks and get a nice little chart.

Still has the same name though

its like when I used to think only idiots smoke
now I just think why anyone would want to live past 70

>you lads are literally anglo tbf
I know. I keep posting reminders that Iceland is Anglo

is 'kristinn' the younger kid that went your college?
i can remember one two icelandic posters arguing before because they went to the same college/uni and he was stalking you or something
also see good lads
how big/well known are the cod wars in icelandic culture
would the average icelander know all about the cod wars?
i only really know for meme purposes, i reckona lot of brits nowadays wouldn't have a clue about the cod wars or ever heard of them

well you're starting a little late

BrownNosing: The post

Literally had an icelandic exchange student live with me and he was brutally honest about things that annoyed him. He said no one really gives a shit about Americans in Iceland, and there certainly isn't a "hate" factor involved.

You're just trying desperately to fit in, like you always do.

Its easy pickins just saying, yeah our country hates americans too!!!

the irish
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nah ur irish mixed with subhuman germanics

I really want a sexy alt-right gf lads

I'm a little bit addicted to watching my fat melt away though

Some days I skip any calories altogether, it's actually becoming hard to force myself over 500.

Africans and Asians born and raised in Britain are more British than Australians and other commonwealth citizens with British ancestry

It's simply a fact of life

nah fuck lad I want at least 25 million
a kilo is what 18 million?

this happens often on /brit/
always some Irish posters licking up to brits. Sad!

Did it all last year m8

Started late because i was on holiday and didn't have my computer.

rorkes