Your CP stash is found

>your CP stash is found
>you are sent to prison
>these fellas wait to greet you
>head spic says to you: Wassup cracka?

What do you do/say at this point?

Find the biggest, meanest one and become his bitch so that I'm protected from the others.

>Wassup cracka
My dick. Who's first?

Do spics even say cracka? Is that even a thing?

What's up.

Proceed to take as ass beating and probably get killed because they hate chomos

Build that wall!

Middle one goes first and holds you down while the others take turns shanking you

You would willingly give your boipucci to a spic?

Gringo

We're gonna build a wall, and you're gonna pay for it!

Join the Aryan brotherhood.

Um, it's not like there's any other choice.

>sorry guys, would you mind holding off on shanking me, I need to make some connections for my protection

Who said I'd be on the bottom? Gon breed me some cholos boiii

Fight? at least if they know you'll fight every time you're not going to get it as often as an easier target. Otherwise your hole will literally get destroyed, it is not built for that.

People who abuse kids are hated universally. There's a chance AB wouldn't extend their protection to you anyway.

They put pedos in protective custody faggot

Your options are:
1. Willingly give up your boipucci
2. Resist, get your ass beaten to within an inch of your life, get your boipucci fucked anyways

At least if I don't resist and I suck cock good from the start they might not knock out my teeth in order to make my mouth a pussy as well.

>hole destroyed
vs
>broken and bloody
>missing most teeth

Not anymore, in most CA jails it is only serious child sex offenders (rapists/murderers) who go PC, regular child porn and molestation go to gen pop unless prisons are satisfied a greater risk exists (kek, they wont because its too expensive to build more PC)

At least i wouldn't get raped then. I mean they could rape my corpse but, dead, so wouldn't give a fuck

Doubt if spics say cracka but a spook might

Sur13

Bitch ima spick too who the fuck you calling cracker pale ass bich

"Hi."

Hm, salient point, phambly. What happens if you call out to a guard or report that someone raped you?

"It's me, Goku"

They all look threatening, but I bet you they all regret commiting crimes and getting locked up.

Look around to see who he's calling cracka and laugh if I don't see anyone.

>well, thanks I guess. When does my initiation start?

Only time when being a spick pays off. I guess doing time in the slammer is gonna be alright.

The fact that ive been to jail and know people makes me not a prime target my dude. We will see whos laughing when the shank tears his throat the fuck out. Ill gladly suck the blood out of jugular idc. Drank a vial of my own blood shit taste damn good.
>inb4 edgy
Nah. Nah. Its all good in the world of schizophrenia and cannibalism, atleast jayjay says so

You best believe that's a rapin'

I'd say "I didn't realize I was being sent to a women's prison"

>you look kinda sexy maybe we should take turns fucking you
What do you say then?

God I know this isn't part of the thread, but can't we just kill those ugly mother fuckers. Like just gas the jail... They'd die in their sleep, it'd be humane.

Also that 75k a year on each of those retards could go to roads and stuff.

You got some nice ink. Know where I can find the artist?

Good thing I've been stretching my ass with dragon dildos for a few years now. Even the most well hung guy there wouldn't be a challenge for me to take balls deep.

>Otherwise your hole will literally get destroyed
Clearly you have no idea what kind of anal toys I use on a regular basis.

They would respect you because you have balls of adamantium.

What if they fuck you with a shank instead or knock your teeth out to make your mouth a tight pussy?

Ask myself how they failed to house me in a SHU or PC yard.

This, they should just accidentally havea horrible carbon monoxide incident at the prison every year. Those darn chimneys for the furnace clogged again. Whoops

>selling addy armor, 5k!
>money first
>log out.

pretend to be geroge lopez. not just his accent or his comedy, but the actual man.
>i am george lopez

What's the difference between prison niggers and prison spics?

>Promote murder of criminals
>Be outraged about over reaching law enforcement

choose one.

Spics don't say cracka retard

>CO, CO, YO GUARD I HAD CHILD PORN, SHOULDN'T I BE IN PC??

Let me know how it goes for you.

Hmmm if this happened on "accident" and only to life with out parole inmates or death-row, I wouldn't give a care.

I still think we should make them fight to the death in a tournament for entertainment value that gives the winner freedom.

I'd say "only if we all take turns together esse"

Instantly blush and reply

>Thanks again sexy, just don't cum in my mouth.

If it came to a choice of sucking dick and getting anally raped and beaten, I'd become more talented than OP. A combination of being a bitch, taking an initiation in the spick club and fighting my way up, then turning the newest guy coming in to my bitch. So sucking dick wouldn't be a permanent position.

I believe there are more prison spics than niggers.

>spics
>cracka
wassup gringo

>Promote murder of criminals who did murders
Save 75k/y on each one
>Be outraged over over reaching law enforcement
Like this isn't already an issue

Want me to teach you to read?
>write 2 letters per week to state congress until they agree to fund my prison library project
>find the black guy with the pleasant voice who can get you anything you need
>buy small rock hammer and pin-up girl poster
>spend years digging a tunnel out of my cell while these fools scratch their heads over Ayn Rand
>????
>profit

Imagine if you worked your way to such a position that you could be there when a qt white twink lad coming in for the first time gets to be your celly and you make him your prison wife

Potentially even taking his anal virginity

Wouldn't that be a good thing?

I'd hope so. But if any of them starts to act aggressively I'd attack first, put everything into fucking up as many of them as possible. If I show them that I am completely willing to die but it's going to cost them dearly, they might decide it's not worth it

Yolo cholos! I brought vaseline!

Please stop, you're too spooky.

>make them fight to the death in a tournament for entertainment value
THIS!!!

Who?

Cops are killing unconvicted criminals. The people in prison stood trial and are convicted. Fuck em.

Especially people in super max security. Those aren't people doing time for selling weed or tax evasion. They are pretty much all murderers and rapists.

Sup beaner?

Note: Head Spic. Gain his trust. Become one with the spics. Then take over the spic empire and make your own.

You could turn that edge into a nice razor and shave your neck beard

Im gay, so let it begin!

Well, it's a lot better than fapping, so sure. I guess forcing whitey to be my bitch would pass the time and prove to others that I have a position of power.

They probably would know why I'm there, so time to prepare my anus for all of their dicks and enjoy them. I'll just pretend I don't like it, to keep the cocks going.

Benefits of being a fucking horny guy.

Which one of you ladies is gonna make my bed?

Then throw your newly-acquired bedding at the feet of the gang.

They will respect my dominance and assertiveness.

Is it gay if you fuck another man in the ass in such a situation? and let him suck you off?

uve clearly never been to jail. unless u r famous they wont kno wat u r in for unless u say. ive had people refuse to tell me and id guess that thats wat they were there for but jus didnt ask any further

Gay or not, you don't want herpes up your ass. It's not a pretty feeling. Now that I'd know what that's like.

>protip: it burns worse than hemorrhoids

its called an ass
retard

Neck beard. Hmm

Right? It would promote capital and get rid of unwanted taxes that go towards keeping the faggots alive to rot.

Put a gopro on every inmate and live stream it!

boi if im not in PC, the only way is to find El cacique and become his bitch. would still get spanked 24hours but still if you got caught for this is not like you have any better options except suicide

>spicks
"Odele vato"

>me

"Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.

Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!

Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit."

hrmmmm I'd watch it......

I'd make like I'm about to go down on him, and then crush his balls, jab fingers in his eyes and punch him in the throat, etc etc. Try to fuck him up as much as possible

only if your crimes become known to the public.
OP never said they knew.

I'm a spic so I'd be fine

>implying the guards wouldn't tell them
Pedos are the lowest of the low in prison. Even the guards don't mind seeing them get fucked up.

>gopro on every inmate and live stream it
shut up and take my money

Gay wouldn't even be a word to consider, it would be an abstract word to everyone doing time. Everyone on the outside would call it gay, but in the cell, it's all about survival and dominance. The sheep or wolf mentality, doing what you must without putting any moral or definitive thought into it.

But surely you would have to be a bit gay to gain and maintain an erection whilst your fuck another man?

Another reason these degenerates should be put to death in an epic tournament.

The funny thing is that prison wouldn't be that bad if all the psychotic prisoners would just stop making it bad.

You could just chill and get free meals. It would just be boring. But no they have to make it a living hell by constantly creating drama and fighting each other for no fucking reason because they are all sociopaths. That's why they are in prison.

>why are these prisoners so darn illogical?

kek, they're in prison for a reason, they're not that smart to begin with phambly.

I'm one of them, so we all become a spic gang.

Spoken from experience user?

I don't have a CP stash

>MFW i am bigger then any of these fucking beaners and would rekt them ez.
>Walk up in that bitch and start a reckoning of the beaners
>Stand up, fast walk toward tough sexi mexi's
>O shit here he comes.jpg
>They Shit paints.avi
>MFW i am donkey dicken them when they are doing my laundry

"Wassup"
Gas prices shits went up like 3 dollars

What would first-time anal sex without lube even feel like? I imagine horrendous. Wouldn't there be literal tearing and such?? my fucking asshole is tiny?

That's what I said at the end of my comment.

You're damn right it would, just close your eyes and think about what you were looking at before the FBI busted your computer.

Come estas, hermano?
Necesitas ayuda?
Tengo motta...

Then I'd smoke a fat joint with them. Casual as fuck.

That's philosophical level territory. Would you have to be at least a teensy tiny bit gay to masturate then?

Yes it would be horrible. Even the first time you play with toys being gentle and using lube it hurts a little.

How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

Suck me.

I don't have cp but I would laugh my ass off at any pedophiles misfortune