>Hear knock on the door
>See this
What do you do?
>Hear knock on the door
>See this
What do you do?
Spartan kick him in half.
Hold the door
Teleport behind him
Turn 484 degrees and Marv turn skeleton
AYY
Breach the door and remove ayyy
Keep chilling I suppose. Not like that skinny little white alien is going to be able to move my fat-ass.
Tell him about leg day
Hold the door
hold the door
more like
>Tell rookie to set timer on high explosive and run outside
>wait for explosion
Show him what's on TV so he can decide if humanity is ready to join galactic civilization.
>Family Guy is on
Well we're fucked
Tell him to fuck off back to pleddit.
Tell xe or xer to get their bitch ass off my property
I would probably go totally insane instantly, not only from considering the total other-ness of an alien civilization so suddenly revealed to me, but also because it would prove God exists and heard my prayer to send a tall alien boyfriend to suck my ass up into space and take me away from this shitty blue ball forever
I think you mean Reddit, I don't think plebbit is a thing. Just saying
Point and him, say AYY, then laugh my ass off
hold the door
AYYYYYYYYY
too soon.
Call him a cuck
...
Ayyyy it's dat boi!
Tell him to vote trump