Sup Forums why is there yellow in my cum? I Jack off into a styrofoam plate covered in paper towels

Sup Forums why is there yellow in my cum? I Jack off into a styrofoam plate covered in paper towels

Sometimes I miss and hit the door. Also yellow.

holy fuck

On a scale of 1/10, How likely are my kids to be retarded/deformed because of this?

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8/10

that shit won't produce kids

what the actual fuck user

It's Gonorrea

Although you can't get that from your hand...

Posting in epic bread

...Unless it's been with someone else

Those 2 sacks of shit

user do you have any symptoms of an std

is it? ew

>Sometimes I miss and hit the door

>mfw OP Is trying to cover his yellow cum stain
You're better off saying you had to piss OP

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That must be some rancid smelling cum OP
Trips and OP licks it

How the fuck do you even hit the door OP?

send that pic to PaulsEgo. He will appreciate it

I literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

op please spare the kids

> styrofoam plate covered in paper towels

No you retard that's what happens when you cum in one place for over a year, I would know.

try this OP
will make your cum white again

It's because you have a weak bladder.
Seriously.
You need to piss with more force because you still have urine in your dick when you jizz.
Do some kegel exercises.

Stick a fucking drain snake down there and it'll clear out the blockage that makes your cum yellow. I had to do that once.

Just noticed that, OP HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO GET EVERY OUNCE OF CUM IN THERE WITHOUT MISSING?

did you save that thumbnail just to trigger the fuck out of me or are you actually retarded?

Do you really thinkI can have unprotected sexWithout Worrying about kids?I highly doubt it. I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin
I've never had sex so it can't be an STD.
I think I might have a bladder infection though because I pee alot

Funny how you're calling him retarded when you're the one cumming on the wall.

wtf

sure. dudes can't get pregnant

DAMN IT OP IF SOMEONE GETS TRIPS, YOU HAVE TO LICK THAT FUCKING PLATE YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF HUMAN LIFE!

>implying im OP

>did you save that thumbnail just to trigger the fuck out of me or are you actually retarded?

Someone put me in the screen cap for /r/Sup Forums please

how does that make him op

It's piss, you dumb faggots.

Plz lick it

Because No one randomly gets triggered by an image.

Roll

rolling

Rollerino

I can't sit down and jack off like normal people do because I have a small dick so I stand over my door and point my dick down When I'm about to cum. Sometimes I don't point it down enough and so I hit the door

this thread is too spooky for me.

are you retarded

>Sometimes I miss and hit the door.

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Did you ever think to CUM ON THE SIDE OF THE BED?
Holy shit OP you really are dumb.

>He's so fucking fat that he literally can't find his dick when he sits down.

TOP FUCKING KEK

He got triggered because the dude saved a fucking thumbnail.

That triggered the fuck out of me too

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Oh, never mind then.

I'm not licking it and I swear to God it's not piss

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>so I stand over my door and point my dick down. >mfw

Cock rate thread?

How long have you been cumming on that spot? Because cum spots that are yellow usually crust up within a year.

Mom cleans my room every few months.

I'll help you out OP, just spill some soda over it, it will look like a soda stain instead.

He's not OP. I change it out every 2 to 3 weeks

i cant believe this is real

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Fellow cum cruster here. Just spill some soda over it.

Who wants raisins?

Forgot the image shit

Someone please screencap with all these awesome reaction pics

Maybe you cum baconfat?

I'm not that fat. My dick is just really small.

WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE NEEDS TO SCREENCAP

I vomited a little

...it's like someone glued an acorn to your torso.

>those fucking hairs

Caught red handed

This is as hard as it gets.
>should an hero

Holy shit Op it's like that because it's sitting if you really want to look for discoloration in your cum do it onto a napkin and look at it.
It may have a tint to it but that depend a lot on what you eat.

>shit skinned AND short dick

Yea dude, sorry but what's the point of life if you have a micro penis

The paper is so crusty that it supports the weight of the styrofoam Bowl

More pics?

That's not short dick. That's no dick. He'd have to fuck an amputee just to get it to the lips.

rollinh

Why don't you do the most logical thing and just go to the toilet right before you cum.

Oh yea, that's not how autism works.

I don't want to live anymore. I wish everyday that a car would hit me and I end up on a rekt thread. Nice dubs

Could you lick the cumstain for us and post it here before you do?

1: crack an egg into it
2: piss in it
3: leave it in the sun for a week
4: place in a douchebags backseat

Just wrap it in newspaper and duct tape. Tell bitches that it's a bionic cock.

It's hard to stay hard =/
Idk how you cock rate guys do it.

This thread 10/10
Holy shit definately making screencap

posting in an epic bread

You could become a pornstar, you have an unbelievable tiny dick.

>His balls are longer than his dick

I think I'm gonna be sick

Also, put me in the screen cap please

I am bi, I would not even get near that. As a half faggot I rate it a disgusting/10

Jesus Christ even my unerected Dick seems large compared to that.

Fuck OP, your kids had jaundice before they even had the chance to have a gas-station egg sandwich.

it's threads like these that keep me coming back