Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

But hey, what about 20 chan? Huh?!

Hey! You're very hairy, you should get a haircut. Ok bye!

Old pasta.
Don't worry guys, he'll be back in school in a few weeks.

It's not Anonymous you stupid idiot. It's Anomalous. You can't even get your own name right.

Uuuhhhhfail
Sorry no lulz
:(
Try harder plz

How many times has this been here? Jesus

Show us your face you pussy, you still look fat and ugly even with your mask

Sorry

It's 10 pacific time

>3 hours

At least edit ur pasta my dude

I've only been on Sup Forums for like 9 months and I've seen this same fucking post like 3 times at least

Ninegagfag doesn't know his history, or troll.
Don't feed the pig

Go home faggot you're drunk.

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This pasta is disgusting, who cooked this shit up

Spread pussy or fake.

If you're going to be a troll be good at it.

Roll dubs to prove his faggotry

Whats with the little knife thing? Whatre you even doing shitbird, go home

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The Leader is sikkest of mannsssss

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U wot m8

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But if you're their leader why do you fear Masculinity?

"team aside me"
aside me
ASIDE

You can't even English, how can you kill the Chan?

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After 12 here. Yep still posting on Sup Forums. :/

I dont follow you

Okay

Oh shit this is fucking serious business

DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO??

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nothing, dubs. nothing.
you can suck my dick if you would like but as anons leader said there is nothing we can do.

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dude, same

>- The Leader
Hey, you must be new! Let me be the first to say, KNIFE to meet you!

... Anonymous isn't a group... Theres no leader

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it's THIS copypasta again!

anonymous irl

If trips, will be dubs, but quads?

Only one came with the fadoria. So sad for the others.

Dem chins doe

So, planning on hacking with a knife then, are we?

I'm sure that will definitely take Sup Forums down for at least one person.

Best of luck, Leader.

Cheers!

>its 12:05
kek u cant do sh*t

So about 2 hours and 25 mins. I can stay up for this weak display of lying faggory

>that runt in the middle
Is this viral for a new Bully game?

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>middle
>six people
I get it, I just don't like your wording.

Is that a dude? Everytime I open it it changes to some faggot telling me to kms.

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Bad pasta

fags
beside you fucking nazi
we all dont speak your nazi english
that has been fucking dictated to you
new fag

I posted it but the image was a normal image before i swear wtf

I backtraced you and informed the cyber police!

proof, faggot

This guys a joke anonymous has no leader

I have none sorry, but I downloaded it and it was just a picture of Carl wheezer from Jimmy Neutron with the caption kill yourself

faggot

Hey, moron.

I'm freaking out I don't even now

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9gag im fucking dying

What?

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Chill, I'm still here.

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in that classic 800x600 we all enjoyed the first time this was posted in like 2007

This is how you do it.
Unless you know html.

This is how you do what?

How you do dat

OP bigger faggot than usual.

I'm about to show you how you upload a picture of you asdhole, oh wait. Nvm you got this covered.

Smart ass.

I have to say, you got me good.

Do what change the picture to 2 different ones?

Oh shit. It's the anomolous and they are here for my 8 year Olds sisters butthole

What is asdhole? I'm not trolling I swear I just posted a fucking reaction image and I looked at it and it has some trap on it, it was never like that before

Thats not childporn, thats a nudist.

Witness.

Obvious fucking shill. Nobody ever puts cheese on the pizza like that.

Go drink some bleach faggot.

An asdhole is this guy. Its a total badass.

whats wrong with her bellybutton?

She just got fucked.

Your trolling me aren't you?

Is ur mask covered in ur boyfriends cum?

Sage
>Who the fuck is heaven

Not unless you mean youre.

Yaknow, I'm just going to say this now.
I fucked up this post. I ment to say your.

Look I saved a fucking reaction image and it was normal I posted it in a thread yesterday and it was a normal image I posted it today and now it's a double image. Well I've deleted that shit now so if you don't believe me don't

I wanna know why ppl can't post nudists on Sup Forums. Are the mods prudes or something?

Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

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What speak english

There you go again with the double images.

You sure are a cheeky basterd.

I tried.
I failed.
I dishonour family.
I know what I must do.

15 min let's see this happen

Sup Forums being a US site falls under US federal jurisdiction
nudism/naturism photos fall into a gray area of the law
while it is legal to let kids run around naked and take pictures of them so long as there is no sexual activity or connotation
the definition of pornography from legal code and judicial precedence boils down to
>was the person in possession of it masturbating to it or distributing it with the intent of other masturbating to it
so to avoid legal battles Sup Forums mods just ban and report any pics of nude kids
except for boys
because mods are faggots that masturbate to pics of little boys

Looks like our goose is cooked
Yikes

Go fuck yourself you're the one who changed the image aren't you? You sick fuck

What faggotry!
Whell, atleast someone gets a nut.