Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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BEST VAMPIRE

Corpse Party is pretty good.

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Still here

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oh fuck off, how you beat me?

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(Nep)
Nui Harime from Kill La Kill
That's not Dio

Calamity-masu'd

Something about the way she holds her phone bothers me

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get AIDS and die niggers..

yezhednevnoye napominaniye o tom, chto Mevis eto der'mo i tak yavlyayetsya pedik , kotoryy utverzhdayet, chto yeye
Nyet and nyet pidor

Did Esdeath go to bed?

>that's not Dio

>Rattle

Claimed

I don't like it either i just have to drink it otherwise i could fall asleep anywhere anytime.
Relaxing is always good.

Oh nice.

It's entertaining yeah

Well i guess if it has to happen then it's good to enjoy it :)
And it's so relaxing! If you have a barber and stylist you can talk with while it's going on it's even better.

Nico claimed.

claim

Finger placements?
Either way its being held to her chest

>Its a snek
>ITS A SNEK
>HOLY FUCK THAT IS AWESOME

Heh, I can live with that~. Likewise, if there's something going on then yeah, not sleepy at the moment but you know how that goes.

Nep-Nep knows what's up.

>He says after getting multiple PoTGs
I bet you went and bought the keyboard extension :^)

>maki
It's on bars and spring boards/platforms if that makes sense
Dude yesssss sure the fights seem long or too fast but they're going agaisnt the rest of the world who's literally fighting for their country too

How lewd?

Hell yeah. Your father, grandfather and child are next

>little nico
I honestly dont know. It seems like men gymnastics isn't our strong suit

>lil ship
11 gold
11 silver
10 bronze
;_;

>tristy
Idk about the fetish part dude lmao but I sometime beat off before bed. Feels good. I love you too!

Idk what you mean by both question

>plushie
Aw shit nigga!

Galil a best.
>inb4 Muh juice tho

I had pretty low expectations coming into it, but it's shaping up to be pretty good, on episode 2.

total garbage user. you should be ashamed.

whats /waifu/ listening too?

>youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI

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(Stella)
>Being gone for this long.
Hey, I'm a heretic now. Start reading from and read everything between me and Nico.
>I was the Yoko user btw.

(Shinoa)
With all due seriousness, Laura was a bit mean at first to the MC for an unknown reason, but she realizes that her viewpoint of the MC was wrong and makes it up to him.

(Nico)
Theres still a couple of anons who don't know that I switched like Mugen for example.
>I made a QotT the other day asking who hasn't talked to who yet/don't talk to much with, I answered with Mugen as one of them, and he piped up.

I'm more of a fan of soda tbh. And yeah, I've been off of work for a few weeks now

Heya Maki!

youtube.com/watch?v=UWHEcIbhDiw

Forgot pic

God-tier

youtube.com/watch?v=dr6iv8IWZ6Q

Shiro, drop a track ples. I want to hear on of your favorite tracks by them

Still here. Check

Rem! Rem. Rem is it short for Remy?

K fam

Time will tell

Nice fee- er.. tail. Yes. Nice tail. Great tail

I see. To each their own yes. Have a good night Smugsy

Nothing by empty area and trees

haha get it cuz mai is le idea tottaly not another avatarfaging faggot XDXDXDXDXD

See Dio at least has high quality shitposts
youtube.com/watch?v=uzMx60ea_gI

Fuck. Tristana claimed

Like is she pushing her phone or holding it?

Plastic block covering nips lewd.

Rem.

Yup!
Huh.. The only thing remotely close to me was having a barber giving me some really nice haircuts
Now I just buzz it myself kek

Are those even a thing?
Just you wait until I finally get good with a controller, I'll be a death machine :^)

1 silver
5 bronze
fuck...

Light tinnitus.

Does she have powers with her eyes like moving them very fast and such?

Hey Esdeath I want to be your friend

How you been Trist?

fug off cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=8OJCrzly5eA

Pushing it against her chest

youtube.com/watch?v=VyDL72BZLic

>long ass muthafuggen licker
>probably awesome BJ's

Yesh'te der'mo i umeret' , grebanyy pridurkom.

Hello, just a no life back again to claim his waifu.

Oh yeah! we have plans and you're staying up mister! No butts!

Hmm well that's saddening :(

Oh :( are people taking it harshly to you?

I could never ever dye or cut my own hair! I feel like i'd mess it up so bad. You guys have it easy. Even when I had short hair i didn't dare cut it myself.

>she wouldn't have nipples
>not that I give one about that

I'm here

I don't know who 'them' is, but here's some songs I find enjoyable at the moment.
youtube.com/watch?v=STkutMcJImk
youtube.com/watch?v=A9keYQzgg9c
youtube.com/watch?v=QA6TO4isdkQ
Sorry, a bit all over the place with the music.

you wanna fite meh faggor?

She can go demon mode and kick ass, has uh... how do I word this, regenerative healing, and does around the house stuff really really well.

Still looks odd

>lick

Motoko

Bukval'no grebanyy ubit' sebya , ty khrenovo pizda .

hi sweetie

say that to my face faggot. meet at the mc donald's parking lot right now scrub.

but no seriously, i can't read that fucking nigger language.

What show are these 2 from, and is there hentai of them sticking their tails up each other's pussies?

well im fucked I saw what he read that set him off it wasnt even him i was talking about but im just fucked god the stuff he said to me thats going to stick for a while

>Can both constrict and use venom
>Thats two fucking snakes in one
>TWO
>FUCKING
>SNAKES
>And on top of that, she can hold a gun
>Or a sword
>Or my dick

Time to switch things up

>Nibbles your ear

youtu.be/PT2_F-1esPk

Awww

Kek oh you~
Youve been fine yourself?

Thats lewd

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Oh what a shame! Maybe you'll get us in the winter oylimpic in 2018
It happens dude

But hey, we dominate in the waters right? Did pretty good at the sync diving

Hi

>Not up for snek sex?
>Cuddling is always an option
>But it will turn into rape
>This might not be an upside

It's not that good but worth watching imo.

Hey, read that whole thing. It's okay u remember i have thinked about it too?

Me too, or energy drinks.
I'd want to take a break too but no i just can't.

Hey tomo.

I can get behind this
>nibble

I like lewd.

Blame the artist

Yeah. I've learned to accept it

fug off cuck

Oh god if you showed him this other shit then what set him off?

I really can't tell if I'm liked or hated in these threads.

I've been alright Yuuki. I'm out of state for a week so I'm out of contact with everyone. It's a blessing becoming a curse.
Und you?

Them as in cannibal corpse. I'll check these tracks out right now. BRB

My shit of a joke didn't register. Sounds cool and reminiscent of devil may cry.

Yes I've been a little indulgent to myself. Any new things that came across you about sea, biology, etc?

Russkiy yavlyayetsya chistym yazykom dlya chistoy strany vernut'sya v Transil'vaniyu tupoy chertov "vampir"

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he thinks i stole his sister panties wich is not true i was referring to my older friend sam

i luv you

I wouldn't dare either if I still had my old hairstyle. Now I just have super short hair. And I still manage to mess that up sometimes

We had more gold and silver medals in 2014, we can beat you again :^)

Nenavideli tak zhe, kak Mevis.

The great smuggers

>that backfired

Haha... okay, okay, you win. No need to go further.

You seem nice. I like you.

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Yeah, not expecting trapeze artist kek. Still cool to watch, used to be able to do that stuff, then again I haven't tried. Right? Shit is gonna be intense my man.

youtube.com/watch?v=39xaGqpkNPo

Yuuki! What's up?

Not with a mouse. they're there for typing I believe, was more popular with the PS3, never understood why they were needed.

Gonna move onto the next flavor of the month by then :^)

More experiments to crash my computer? Heh, I'll try.

Oh, I'm talking about the anime Corpse Party. Never really listened to Cannibal Corpse. If you like death metal, this is pretty good, but I'm not very knowledgeable on the genre.
youtube.com/watch?v=ha5jJ0sLfUI

But you like me even more~

Damn you artist

>...nibble

Sucha fine gentleman.

What the fuck kind of prehistoric babbling is this shit?

Bo Burnham is by far my favorite comedian

I'm starting school again in a few weeks so I moved back up to school into a new apartment.

Why you out of state? I'm good though, I moved into a new apartment near school, just relaxing for a bit until then.

Not much man! Just relaxing and playing WoW, you?

QOTT: if you're waifu were in the summer oylimpic, what would she be great?

Martial arts, gymnastics and maybe fencing

Check dem trips

Surprise surprise, the fucking furry has shit taste

Naibol'shiy yazyk , dlya istinnogo man.Maybe rogonosets , kak i vy by nemnogo govorit' der'movoy yazyk, no vse istinnyye lyudi govoryat po-russki.

Fencing

Saber claim
Fiora is a fun champ
>Tfw already mastery 5
Yep she's my new main

None of them unless there is events for blind people

Seen his most recent show?
It's awful, imo.

>sigh...

Hello Lily

H-Hey, I said you can stop touching me now...

Tile-hopping

Martial arts, fencing, marathon race