England 297 v Pakistan 299/5 (109.6 ov)
Last Wicket: Asad Shafiq 0 (18b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00
Sri Lanka 281 & 237 v Australia 106 & 3/1 (1 ov, target 413)
Last Wicket: JA Burns 2 (4b 0x4 0x6) SR: 50.00
/cric/ AUSvSL; ENGvPAK
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first for goddess
Execute all Germans
inb4 mitch marsh is opening the batting instead of burns
Was Muammar Gaddafi, dare I say it, the most based leader of the second half ot the 20th century?
some ridiculous shit going down in CC lads
Somerset are 33/6 on the most batting friendly wicket in the country
bit rude
>ree
tweet vixen vu please
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>day 2
what the absolute fuck
who's that cock dock?
my gf
LOL no. That title goes to Mobutu Sese Seko.
finn is a chucker
good job he's white like glenn mcgrath so will get away with it
don't miss my truthbombs lads
why is burns already out? what is he trying to do, on day fucking 2?
delet this
he's trying his best and that's the worst part
what's for supper lads
Used to love Swann but now think hes a cock. Who /kp/ here?
JUST
had two pies like the fat shit that I am
going to have to ride it off tomorrow
putting unders on every single batsman except Warner and Smith
How much are Australian players paid compared to Sri Lankans?
team kp till i die
khawaja's fault
front up at #3 you spud
Further to this:
>Mobutu formed an authoritarian regime, amassed vast personal wealth, and attempted to purge the country of all colonial cultural influence, while enjoying considerable support from the United States due to his anti-communist stance.
>Mobutu established a one-party state in which all power was concentrated in his hands. He also became the object of a pervasive cult of personality
>Mobutu became notorious for corruption, nepotism, and the embezzlement of between US$4 billion and $15 billion during his reign, as well as extravagances such as Concorde-flown shopping trips to Paris.
Literally the realist nigga of the last 50 years.
pea and ham soup
>thanks mum
>Warner out before the night watchman
fucking manlets
AT LEAST 10x
in the cases of guys like Smith and Warner, much more
Remember when he and Smith were good?
>Noe (B)runs
Should maybe try him lower down order till he settles, and let Khawaja open
cringe
HA HA HA HA HA
seems like a faggot Tbh
At least Gaddafi had the balls to stand up to the oil jews running his country
At times Tbh. Just like Mugabe, he had some elite fucking ideas that were actually successful, but he also managed to fuck everything else up
why not just send another nighty?
/KP/ for life Tbh
#I'mwithhim
KEK
>PAKI BATTING
brb committing suicide
Aus all out before close?
Oh no Jesus Christ.
kek
KEK
>This whole fucking test match
lads.
Beautiful, that was a Michael Clarke class leave
WTH IS HAPPENING?
MEME TEAM AUS
Will we see two fucking hat tricks in the one day? Has this ever happened before?
holy shit
What channel is this on kiwi lads?
I don't give a fuck about test cricket to be brutally honest
47 all out all over again lads
ahahahah holy fuck I was SO close to booking a trip to Sri Lanka to watch the Galle Test because I love the venue
SO fucking glad I didnt
small time:
>Idi Amin's official title was "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"
never have
never will
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY
well left lads
>Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"
topkek
yeah m8 just an impromptu trip to sri lanka
fucking normies
HIT BALL SCORE RUN PLS
He was a humble man
>He held such titles as "Father of the Nation," "Messiah," "Guide of the Revolution," "Helmsman," "Founder," "Savior of the People," and "Supreme Combatant.
this is just priceless
Warner's lost it lads
>being poor
maybe watch a bit of soccer instead lads
>reverse sweep
fuck off warner, don't care if it went for a four
Are either of these people or just some IRL OC stuff?
In any case, that's really really sad.
>warner
This is what Warner should have been doing all game. Belt that fat fuck around and make HIM play on YOUR terms.
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Fidel Castro did literally nothing wrong.
I DESPISE Communism, but fuck, he's the victim of American propaganda.
That honour goes to Tito.
Gaddafi was also pretty cool though as was Sankara.
>not being familiar with the #brand of straffo
>not recognising the Man With No Name
may be in ODI
Australia is kill
its the best way to play in these circumstances
literally impossible to block the match out. If he plays cautiously he will get out because there is too much turn. Even if he doesnt, he will run out of partners
in this situation DUDE AGGRESSION LMAO is justified
i-i can't believe how bad australia are at cricket
you're rugby team aint too flash atm either. least you still have hockey tho, r-right guys?
Can someone rustle up an official dictator power rankings please?
lurk itt a bit before posting m8
they did have rugby league but PP are ranked above them now
Excuse me, but you totally disregarded the true GOAT leader, Saparmurat Niyazov AKA Turkmenbashi.
debacle
holy fuck how many wickets fell today?
21 if im counting right. close to a record probably. thats about what happened in the 10/48 game
FUCKING TONK THAT BROWN CABBIE FUCK
Yeah m8, 21
>8 Aus
>10 SL
>3 Aus
yaay, second bundes starts today :3
>7/388 needed in the next 3 days
Thoughts?
Sankara sounds absolutely based. I would literally have done the same thing if I was in power.
yeah, the record for asia is 22 wickets in 2001, russell said it
who the fuck cares
div 2 of a pleb sport
fuck off
I unironically think Australia will win this
Tbh it's not impossible
Next two wickets determine it
He was the very definition of Iron Fist, Velvet Glove. Truly a man before his time. He gave women heaps of rights, and told the ruling juden of the IMF to fuck right off.
just read about him
what a fucking lad
>khawaja is the best batsman in the world because he bullies new zealand and west indies at home
What did krazykrejza mean by this?
there's too many m8
Gaddafi, Saddam, Idi Amin and Pol Pot would be up there though
Pol Pot gets special brownie points in that he actually got to live out his retarded utopian fantasy
it's paying out at 22.00