/cric/ AUSvSL; ENGvPAK

England 297 v Pakistan 299/5 (109.6 ov)
Last Wicket: Asad Shafiq 0 (18b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00
Sri Lanka 281 & 237 v Australia 106 & 3/1 (1 ov, target 413)
Last Wicket: JA Burns 2 (4b 0x4 0x6) SR: 50.00

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first for follow me

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first for goddess

Execute all Germans

inb4 mitch marsh is opening the batting instead of burns

Was Muammar Gaddafi, dare I say it, the most based leader of the second half ot the 20th century?

some ridiculous shit going down in CC lads

Somerset are 33/6 on the most batting friendly wicket in the country

bit rude

>ree

tweet vixen vu please

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>day 2

what the absolute fuck

who's that cock dock?

my gf

LOL no. That title goes to Mobutu Sese Seko.

finn is a chucker

good job he's white like glenn mcgrath so will get away with it

don't miss my truthbombs lads

why is burns already out? what is he trying to do, on day fucking 2?

delet this

he's trying his best and that's the worst part

what's for supper lads

Used to love Swann but now think hes a cock. Who /kp/ here?

JUST

had two pies like the fat shit that I am

going to have to ride it off tomorrow

putting unders on every single batsman except Warner and Smith

How much are Australian players paid compared to Sri Lankans?

team kp till i die

khawaja's fault

front up at #3 you spud

Further to this:

>Mobutu formed an authoritarian regime, amassed vast personal wealth, and attempted to purge the country of all colonial cultural influence, while enjoying considerable support from the United States due to his anti-communist stance.

>Mobutu established a one-party state in which all power was concentrated in his hands. He also became the object of a pervasive cult of personality

>Mobutu became notorious for corruption, nepotism, and the embezzlement of between US$4 billion and $15 billion during his reign, as well as extravagances such as Concorde-flown shopping trips to Paris.

Literally the realist nigga of the last 50 years.

pea and ham soup
>thanks mum

>Warner out before the night watchman

fucking manlets

AT LEAST 10x

in the cases of guys like Smith and Warner, much more

Remember when he and Smith were good?

>Noe (B)runs

Should maybe try him lower down order till he settles, and let Khawaja open

cringe

HA HA HA HA HA

seems like a faggot Tbh

At least Gaddafi had the balls to stand up to the oil jews running his country

At times Tbh. Just like Mugabe, he had some elite fucking ideas that were actually successful, but he also managed to fuck everything else up

why not just send another nighty?

/KP/ for life Tbh

#I'mwithhim

KEK

>PAKI BATTING

brb committing suicide

Aus all out before close?

Oh no Jesus Christ.

kek

KEK

>This whole fucking test match

lads.

Beautiful, that was a Michael Clarke class leave

WTH IS HAPPENING?

MEME TEAM AUS

Will we see two fucking hat tricks in the one day? Has this ever happened before?

holy shit

What channel is this on kiwi lads?

I don't give a fuck about test cricket to be brutally honest

47 all out all over again lads

ahahahah holy fuck I was SO close to booking a trip to Sri Lanka to watch the Galle Test because I love the venue

SO fucking glad I didnt

small time:

>Idi Amin's official title was "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"

never have
never will

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

well left lads

>Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"

topkek

yeah m8 just an impromptu trip to sri lanka

fucking normies

HIT BALL SCORE RUN PLS

He was a humble man

>He held such titles as "Father of the Nation," "Messiah," "Guide of the Revolution," "Helmsman," "Founder," "Savior of the People," and "Supreme Combatant.

this is just priceless

Warner's lost it lads

>being poor

maybe watch a bit of soccer instead lads

>reverse sweep
fuck off warner, don't care if it went for a four

Are either of these people or just some IRL OC stuff?

In any case, that's really really sad.

>warner

This is what Warner should have been doing all game. Belt that fat fuck around and make HIM play on YOUR terms.

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Fidel Castro did literally nothing wrong.

I DESPISE Communism, but fuck, he's the victim of American propaganda.

That honour goes to Tito.

Gaddafi was also pretty cool though as was Sankara.

>not being familiar with the #brand of straffo

>not recognising the Man With No Name

may be in ODI

Australia is kill

its the best way to play in these circumstances

literally impossible to block the match out. If he plays cautiously he will get out because there is too much turn. Even if he doesnt, he will run out of partners

in this situation DUDE AGGRESSION LMAO is justified

i-i can't believe how bad australia are at cricket

you're rugby team aint too flash atm either. least you still have hockey tho, r-right guys?

Can someone rustle up an official dictator power rankings please?

lurk itt a bit before posting m8

they did have rugby league but PP are ranked above them now

Excuse me, but you totally disregarded the true GOAT leader, Saparmurat Niyazov AKA Turkmenbashi.

badassoftheweek.com/niyazov.html

debacle

holy fuck how many wickets fell today?

21 if im counting right. close to a record probably. thats about what happened in the 10/48 game

FUCKING TONK THAT BROWN CABBIE FUCK

Yeah m8, 21
>8 Aus
>10 SL
>3 Aus

yaay, second bundes starts today :3

>7/388 needed in the next 3 days

Thoughts?

Sankara sounds absolutely based. I would literally have done the same thing if I was in power.

yeah, the record for asia is 22 wickets in 2001, russell said it

who the fuck cares

div 2 of a pleb sport

fuck off

I unironically think Australia will win this

Tbh it's not impossible

Next two wickets determine it

He was the very definition of Iron Fist, Velvet Glove. Truly a man before his time. He gave women heaps of rights, and told the ruling juden of the IMF to fuck right off.

just read about him

what a fucking lad

>khawaja is the best batsman in the world because he bullies new zealand and west indies at home
What did krazykrejza mean by this?

there's too many m8

Gaddafi, Saddam, Idi Amin and Pol Pot would be up there though

Pol Pot gets special brownie points in that he actually got to live out his retarded utopian fantasy

it's paying out at 22.00