Sup Forums this is a priceless collection of DVDs,. Only 10 pressing of each exists in the world...

Sup Forums this is a priceless collection of DVDs,. Only 10 pressing of each exists in the world. If they hit he floor they will damaged and worthless. You where going to sell these for rent money.

How would you solve this?

TL;DR: help!

Put a blanket or pillow underneath to soften the impact. Or take a board and shove it up underneath to flatten them out.

>priceless
>DVD's

Pick one...

Hope you have cheap rent. You might get 10 bucks for those at the pawn shop.

Buy a shit ton of matches
Go to bar pick up loads of beer mats
Construct a solid but beautiful structure underneath dvd's
That will have the best arctects baffled and do jelly that they will copy my design for future buildings
Gently remove dvd's
Job done
Also get some weed in and watch boosh

1. breed chinese silk worms
2. farm their silk
3. carefully create intricate spider web of chinese silk around dvds avoiding table
4. sell priceless dvds
5. pay rent

While it was a good movie, I don't think that the Dark Night Rises was exactly priceless or very rare....

>You where going to sell these for rent money.
Wait... if they 'where' priceless, how would I sell them?

step one: peanut butter

Painstakingly train a colony of ants to make a structure
Then train them to move each dvd at a time on there tiny backs
Have them deliver to pawn shop return with cash on there backs
Made rent money not moved and inch
Over years learn to be as one with the ants become a ant/human hybrid
Go forage in garden for food and battle other ant colony's for there land become ant King marry ant queen have kids settle down grow old and contempt with my life's achievements

protip: if you have access to a small child try using its butt to carefully remove each one.

No that's just silly
That will never happen

Call 911

Then write on tubmlr about it.

its basically a scientifically proven method of making sure your dvds will not slip to the ground. google it.

engineer reporting in.

get a crane

Eat un cooked pork grow a tape worm
Pull out tape worm make a lassuo
Use lassuo to grab dvd's

Before anything say hello to Jared and spray adhesive on the dvds making them all one big dvd

1. Go to an area near a nuclear reactor
2. Build a house to live in
3. Have kids
4. Wait for a spider to bite me
5. After the spider bites me on my hand I'll use web sling with my cum on my child's head

support beams and a series of ropes and pullies of various lengths and sizes

Travel to Switzerland
Copy the hydron collider' blue prints
Return home invest millions and tweak some design issues build a molecule Ray
Shoot dvd's with Ray collect the atoms and molecules with my key bord vac
Place the contents into collider type in details of pawn shop
Send them through
Follow and re atomise dvd's
Fuckin flawless

take the already stacked dvds off then grab table and lift up and towards cabinet while someone else directly supports the bend make sure you are pushing toward the cabinet firmly you will wedge the dvds and with assistance be able to remove them safely.

Wow that's gotta be the most dumb suggestion in this thread it will never work
Tell me do you really want to help op

Enlist two pledimites apply glue to there goofy twisted arms
Watch as they try there best to grab the dvd's
Laugh your ass off
Recover dvd's from stick tard stumps pawn in its a win

>pro tip
Place a fan under dvd's if they drop they will just hover on a bed of air