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So What the Fuck Are we gonna talk about?

Take your shit country and go fuck your self hippie

Why are IDs even gone?

Fuck off cunt, we're one of the least cucked first world countries.

Auckland reporting

>tfw my boss knows I was on Sup Forums last night
Go in to work today and he says "have fun on Sup Forums last night?
I said "nah I barely go there any more"
He shows me a screenshot of a post I made. Can't deny it.

If you're here boss, you're a faggot and should be playing NMS to make me jealous tomorrow.

Kek
Sup Forumsad Luck

This is True.

Otaki here,

I just want a boyfriend and my life will be complete

I just want a gf and my life would be complete. I wish I were gay, it'd be so easy.

god new zealand is early for once

Tauranga here

>So easy
Smh fam if you only knew..

Theres internet in otaki? Petone chapter reporting in sieg fuckin heil

Reporting from Dunedin
Procrastinating that study, what's good?

What was the post?

Considering how many offers I get to have my dick sucked by some fag on dating sites, yeah, it would.

That's not exactly a boyfriend tho is it

Dunedin here. plz gib job

Something about my TV. A set of circumstances that were too coincidental to be anyone but me. Nothing bad.

If I had a boyfriend that's exactly what he'd be. He'd just suck my dick and keep my house clean. In return I'd buy him glitter and soaps and whatever else gays like.

Do you want a bf

Blow or hand?

Well your telly broke, that was pretty bad.
$240 is a good price for a new one though.
And fucking kek at your boss lurking

No. I want a gf.

dunners reporting.

whats good cunts im bored once again.

Dunners here

I could dress up as a girl

Another Dunners reporting.
Are we all here for Ian's party?

He's a cool boss. Best I've had tbh.

Can you dress your y chromosome up as an x?

>Ian's
i dont get it, i seen this yesterday also and didnt understand it.

You're just kissing ass now 'cause you know he's reading

Doesn't matter, just show up!
There's going to be fast internet and cake

lucky we are all grey blobs. anyone here playing replaypoker atm?

Where and when, i'll be there.

3 monitor gaming setup and all.

Yeah dude
Maccas @ 11:30, amirite?

oh so its just a meetup at maccas??

Ian's birthday
Fuck, you've completely missed the boat, you

...

Pre-gaming at Maccas, drag train at midnight.
Be there or be gay.
No, we're going to Ian's house. He's having a party. Try to keep up.

Nah being real. I've had some shit bosses in the past.

I don't know why you'd wanna meet up with other channers
Don't really care
But if anyone shows up
Rob them
Or rape them

>being this delusional.

we're the laughing stock of the world m8

i missed the thread for like 2-3 weeks due to my course

Hamilfag reporting in

Sidenote; done it before, met some legit people
Some people on here are genuine good cunts

i just wanna see the type of person who is in this thread hahaha.

Be fair. Most of the world doesn't know we exist, and the rest never even think about us

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Is this meme still happening?
Damn, I never expected it to take off.
Bit of a shit one to be honest tho
Reckon you can do a little better
Or not. I don't care.

I'd be mad to miss it, my dudes
There's probably some shady cunts, but yeah, defs some legit good cunt people in here

What are everyone's thoughts on the labour-greens coalition?

kek

nah i believe it man, this sites full of good people masquarading as fuckwits.
i guess it makes them feel more relatable?

Yo nigs

Whakatane zent!

kinda... Im not that dumb....

honestly from what i see in this thread, all of us from dunners all share a common interest of two things.

maccas and alcohol

Because that's literally all there is down there.

Fuck all else to do in this shithole

Whats everyones job?

exactly man haha

what do the boys get up to in the petone chapter? Also what other generally offensive gestures are you coming up to replace the sieg hail once people start forgetting about world war 2?

no job, studying the Bachelor of IT at Otago Polytechnic.

I just saw Maccas @ 11.30 and rememebered it,
Don't know if anyone's actually been doing it.
But yeah, bored as shit right now so why not?
Roll threads suck and
Orgasms don't even feel good anymore.

Heh, I'd say so
Although Maccas @ 11:30 has sorta become a meme among the ones who went to the first meet
Hah, fuck dude, what year? Same course

dude we've had this discussion before. we must meet up at some stage.

I'm in the 1st year, second semester (but repeating a few papers).

Ah yeah, wondered if you were the same fella
Programming?

I don't have to hide who my waifu is anymore in fear of being cum cucked
Dicks out for Harambe, not my waifu
Big cums will come to you but only if you reply to this post
Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
Of course immunity cat has to powers here

why dont you faggots just suck each other's dicks and get it over with

Faggot

Rotorua here.

programming, math and professional practice..

surely if we've seen eachother you'll know me by now.

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Hmm, this you boss?

Im the one with the big head and small feet.

Same bruh
Fuck this shithole dude

big head and small feet? i don't take that much notice of people hahaha

Damn
Math is fucking rip, hate it
Maybe, I don't pay much attention to people

its not so bad. at least its tidy

wait... there's more than two of us from the BIT First Year in this thread? o.O

I think big head small feet is trolling, heh
There will be a few that low-key browse the chan though

It happens from time to time, yeah.
Dunners anons just went for a Maccas run once and it all started from there.
Became the standard response to the question, and then a meme in its own right.
Reckon you need to do nofap for a bit, if orgasms don't feel good anymore,
Otherwise your dick might come off and you'll die.

If you're going to do that shit at least make it relevant
Didn't have anything to do with anything
Be a little creative for fucks sakes
Rotten-brained ball-bag
O is for Orsum

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kinda figured that it might be a troll but honestly who knows.

yeah without a doubt there's a few that browse the chan..

fuck uni girls?

Nice. You slammin?

What the fuck is happening with your sevens in the olympics? You guys are lucky the lady bocks did not play, or there would not have been a fucking medal!

How are you finding papers since repeating? Be way easier now?
I'm not down on this Prof Practice one, in saying that

alexandra reporting. anyone else?

We have no pace, kurt baker should have been there and sbw getting injured was a big fuck up. Next time it's gonna be stacked with all blacks I reckon.

i let slip where i studied before on one of these threads and the dude started asking more specific questions, wasn't kosher. Sup Forums is a dirty little secret.

Waiukufag reporting in

We have no pace, kurt baker should have been there and sbw getting injured was a big fuck up. Next time it's gonna be stacked with all blacks I reckon.

they're easier for sure, prof prac is still a cunt.

Is the pizza place down the road from the skatepark still there?

actually or nah? got nudes from alex?

Scanned thread. No nudes. I'm out.

Why do you people fuck sheep?