Roster

>Roster

>cleats

>target practice

>kit

>Pitch

>Jersey

>nil

>uniform

>coach

>and it's a Pee Kay to Real Miami Bayern United

>mfw bongs call the technical director "manager"

>rooster

>jock strap

>smibbly bibbly

>someone scores an equalising goal
>"TIE GAME"


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>rooty tooty point and shooty

>cold on the cob

>play (noun)

>calling cleats "boots"

makes no sense, what do you call actual boots, you know the big heavy shoes you wear in winter?

handshoes for feet

>manager

>el director técnico

o i am laffin

triggered

A boot is any footwear that's designed for protection and function.

>"Power Forward"

>holiday

cheeky bastards

>keeper

It's Sportdirektor fämäläm.

>that's what he brings to the team
>you're always going to get that from him
>they lead two to nothing

>parking lot
>pot pie
>trunk
>shopping cart

>franchise

>Hola soy Americano

>side walk

It's called a trunk because it used to literally be a trunk strapped to the back of the body
>Brits just had a boot nailed to the back to fill with semen rations

wat

A trunk is the front part of an elephant. What are you on about, Jared?

/o/ was always one of mu favorite teams. DAGAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>centre
>flavour

>doopin

>candy

>lorry

>I say tomato, you say TOMAAAAYYYTO

>sneakers

No slippy wetty clogs

>kit

makes me cringe every time