NEW THREAD!!

NEW THREAD!!
POP: 11 Normal, 63 Tards.
Food:14
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor

Re-roll for:

rolling for more inbreads

reactor melts down and creates a radiation area on that side

rolling for horde of raging apes to come and rape the inbreads to create even more retarded time traveling inbreads

+25 of old pop with 75% of that being tards

rerolling for harambe ape rape

What was the old Pop?

+25% that should've been

Aliens land and perfect the humans genetic structure to prevent all future retardation. All future children will be immune to natural retardation.

all tards get neutered, if any new tards join, they get neutered too

it was like 100 (Pop: 40 Tards: 60)

win rar

roll to overide this get

reroll!

reroll for tard empire

very nice, if dubs they are sent to the mines as slaves to increase production

roll for a duplicator gun in the tardis to create more tards
+20 tards

POP: 17 Normal, 82 Tards.
Food:13
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor

use tards in mines and fields to drastically improve productivity

>build blacksmith and jail

rolling

tards find a new way to procreate

more rolls

Asteroid hits reactor, causing a massive meltdown leading to

-50% population
+20% mutated population
30% population with intense radiation burns.
-100% food.

Rolling for the town name of "Inbredia"

nevar forget

use power from the reactor to make a massive rail gun

rerolling

roll

keep rollin

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Half of tards were really aliens

hahaha, so massive due to quads, too bad we cant power it

rolling for

nice quads

the rolls

this

send all non tards to work in reactor to make them mutants

A railgun doesn't take that much energy.. they fucking put one on a battleship already..

must happen

make it happen

roll for government run by tards with a law dictating that all capable non inbreads must mate with their family

water turns acidic and poisonous.

we need this

Re rolling for this

no luck

the rolls keep coming

this (all pop turns into Tards)

Shoot down UFO with rail gun turn flying saucer into temple.

Worship ayyy lmao aliens

Teach us to clone tards for infinite workforce

Reactor, is really a demon... we have to sacrifice the tards

Rolling to change economic system to Communism.

reroll

re roll for nearly infinite tards

reroll

roll

Noted

POP: 19 Normal, 81 Tards (Minus 1 per turn due to accidental tard death)
Food:12
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well (random building every few minutes), Railgun

Will clean up picture over the next few turns

Rolling for communists tards

Also rolling to name village Russia

Harambe kills all

WINRAR

OP Plz... Trips deliver

Rolling for meth lab.
Turning 10% of population into meth addicts.

Village religion becomes Scientology, I dont know what that entails but they build a statue of a gundam and force 1/4 of the tards to human centipede.

Tard zoo keeper shoots harambe resulting in only -1 pop loss

rail gun defends and kills that meme forever

Reroll

reroll

rolling

re roll

Sun goes supernova

(will take 5 turns)
Government is now Tardunism. Normal population will decrease by 5 every turn and tards will increase by 7.
POP: 14 Normal, 88 Tards
Food:11
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well, Railgun

Reroll

Harambe attacks agian

Rolling to name village Tardville, Alabama

tard hillary becomes president and takes away all rights

Village needs to become master race and keep tard slaves in their place. Divide tards into 10 groups and start hunger games. The "victor" shall be taken down river to be taken to the "promised land".

Promised land = death via drowning/high impact sexual violence

make larger farm and houses for more people NORMAL PEOPLE

tards find cure for tardism. throw it away cuz they are tards

POP: 0 Normal, 0 Tards, 1 Harambe
Food:11
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well (random building every few minutes), Railgun

Winter
Human centipede and gundam!

Rerolling for this

dubs and trips

Would have been great, but there are no more tards

Tards decide to build a wall and make neighboring village pay for it

harambe divides his cells to make a population of 50 children and one man, tod.

harambe activates tardis to go back in time to regain the ENTIRE TARD POPULATION (+100 tards +Tardunism government)

Harambe and Cecil have lion-gorilla hybrid children

Aliens appear and Harambe tries to shoot them with the rail gun

roll

roll for lion gorilla + tard population

Harambe is shot by the railgun. Riots ensue.

Zerg invasion by 10 zerglings and an autistic zerg queen

HARAMBE CONVERTS TO SCIENTOLOGY
TARDANISM RESTORED
POP: 0 Normal, 100 Tards, 1 Harambe
Food:10
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well (random building every few minutes), Railgun

zerg queen and harambe mate, the egg hatches 500 tards

roll for lion gorilla

nazi revolution. harambe spontaneously creates 1000000 jews and twice as many aryan ubermensch. the jews then get killed slowly each turn

Re-roll for zerg-tard hybrids

roll

a convoy of 27 pilgrims show up and settle here, they drink horse cum as a delicacy

School is built, reducing tard numbers.

rollll

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