NEW THREAD!!
POP: 11 Normal, 63 Tards.
Food:14
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor
NEW THREAD!!
Re-roll for:
rolling for more inbreads
reactor melts down and creates a radiation area on that side
rolling for horde of raging apes to come and rape the inbreads to create even more retarded time traveling inbreads
+25 of old pop with 75% of that being tards
rerolling for harambe ape rape
What was the old Pop?
+25% that should've been
Aliens land and perfect the humans genetic structure to prevent all future retardation. All future children will be immune to natural retardation.
all tards get neutered, if any new tards join, they get neutered too
it was like 100 (Pop: 40 Tards: 60)
win rar
roll to overide this get
reroll!
reroll for tard empire
very nice, if dubs they are sent to the mines as slaves to increase production
roll for a duplicator gun in the tardis to create more tards
+20 tards
POP: 17 Normal, 82 Tards.
Food:13
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor
use tards in mines and fields to drastically improve productivity
>build blacksmith and jail
rolling
tards find a new way to procreate
more rolls
Asteroid hits reactor, causing a massive meltdown leading to
-50% population
+20% mutated population
30% population with intense radiation burns.
-100% food.
Rolling for the town name of "Inbredia"
nevar forget
use power from the reactor to make a massive rail gun
rerolling
roll
keep rollin
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Half of tards were really aliens
hahaha, so massive due to quads, too bad we cant power it
rolling for
nice quads
the rolls
this
send all non tards to work in reactor to make them mutants
A railgun doesn't take that much energy.. they fucking put one on a battleship already..
must happen
make it happen
roll for government run by tards with a law dictating that all capable non inbreads must mate with their family
water turns acidic and poisonous.
we need this
Re rolling for this
no luck
the rolls keep coming
this (all pop turns into Tards)
Shoot down UFO with rail gun turn flying saucer into temple.
Worship ayyy lmao aliens
Teach us to clone tards for infinite workforce
Reactor, is really a demon... we have to sacrifice the tards
Rolling to change economic system to Communism.
reroll
re roll for nearly infinite tards
reroll
roll
Noted
POP: 19 Normal, 81 Tards (Minus 1 per turn due to accidental tard death)
Food:12
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well (random building every few minutes), Railgun
Will clean up picture over the next few turns
Rolling for communists tards
Also rolling to name village Russia
Harambe kills all
WINRAR
OP Plz... Trips deliver
Rolling for meth lab.
Turning 10% of population into meth addicts.
Village religion becomes Scientology, I dont know what that entails but they build a statue of a gundam and force 1/4 of the tards to human centipede.
Tard zoo keeper shoots harambe resulting in only -1 pop loss
rail gun defends and kills that meme forever
Reroll
reroll
rolling
re roll
Sun goes supernova
(will take 5 turns)
Government is now Tardunism. Normal population will decrease by 5 every turn and tards will increase by 7.
POP: 14 Normal, 88 Tards
Food:11
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well, Railgun
Reroll
Harambe attacks agian
Rolling to name village Tardville, Alabama
tard hillary becomes president and takes away all rights
Village needs to become master race and keep tard slaves in their place. Divide tards into 10 groups and start hunger games. The "victor" shall be taken down river to be taken to the "promised land".
Promised land = death via drowning/high impact sexual violence
make larger farm and houses for more people NORMAL PEOPLE
tards find cure for tardism. throw it away cuz they are tards
POP: 0 Normal, 0 Tards, 1 Harambe
Food:11
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well (random building every few minutes), Railgun
Winter
Human centipede and gundam!
Rerolling for this
dubs and trips
Would have been great, but there are no more tards
Tards decide to build a wall and make neighboring village pay for it
harambe divides his cells to make a population of 50 children and one man, tod.
harambe activates tardis to go back in time to regain the ENTIRE TARD POPULATION (+100 tards +Tardunism government)
Harambe and Cecil have lion-gorilla hybrid children
Aliens appear and Harambe tries to shoot them with the rail gun
roll
roll for lion gorilla + tard population
Harambe is shot by the railgun. Riots ensue.
Zerg invasion by 10 zerglings and an autistic zerg queen
HARAMBE CONVERTS TO SCIENTOLOGY
TARDANISM RESTORED
POP: 0 Normal, 100 Tards, 1 Harambe
Food:10
Town center, mill, 2 fields, Reactor, Well (random building every few minutes), Railgun
zerg queen and harambe mate, the egg hatches 500 tards
roll for lion gorilla
nazi revolution. harambe spontaneously creates 1000000 jews and twice as many aryan ubermensch. the jews then get killed slowly each turn
Re-roll for zerg-tard hybrids
roll
a convoy of 27 pilgrims show up and settle here, they drink horse cum as a delicacy
School is built, reducing tard numbers.
rollll
rel