I'm 90 IQ transhumanist, poor as fuck, have obssesion in blood and have literal 5.5 inches dick. Will I ever get laid?

I'm 90 IQ transhumanist, poor as fuck, have obssesion in blood and have literal 5.5 inches dick. Will I ever get laid?

ya

yes, we believe in you Sup Forumsro

...about the microdick tho not so much

I find this actually really hot. MOAR

90 IQ transhumanist?

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what about bruises OP?

it means hes retarded

Nope. Never mind to much only was into it while in her mouth/pussy

Well, 90 isn't exactly retarded, but it sounds odd to me that a below average intelligence person would be interested in transhumanism.

Then again, i suppose that makes more sense.

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>what is craigslist?

oddly specific

lol not into like gore i guess but like lips and mouth is just so hot

5and a half isn't that bad dood I believe in you go get laid

>i guess but like lips and mouth is just so hot
oh ok

Yes. 5.5", while not huge, is perfectly adequate as long as it functions normally and you arent a selfish lover.

Go find girl who likes bruises and isn't tumblrina..

yeah the 5.5 wouldn't be a dealbreaker for me, but it's on the low half of the spectrum.

>90 IQ, Poor
UR FUCKED

I routinely masturbate with dirty socks. I ejaculate into them. My ultimate dream is to impregnate a sock.

don't crush my dreams like that you fuck
it isn't like i can just stop having a fetish

I could dress up OP and fuck him instead. Feminine penor, insecurity, and everything. Perfect for a trap gf

double dubs check

and then the sock births towelie

> Know your place
> you will never please her
> but you could make her happy

looking for trap gf?

I don't get how all these teenager girls always use sharp blades to hurt themselves, it just shows that theyre pussies that don't really wan't pain but just some physical scars to show others.

at this point anything that likes me, is fine with me

Yes

Is this your fetish?

>holding a flathead screwdriver
>there are no slotted screws to turn
>whoever drew those body lines doesnt know shit about mechanical design

i've talked to a few girls that do it for the pain, and they use a sharp knife because it's less likely to leave a scar.
But you're right tho, 99% are just attwhores.

>and have literal 5.5 inches dick
as opposed to a figurative 5.5 inch dick?

as opposed to an estimate douche

pretty hot

Every test I did gave me around 120-130 IQ. I'm skeptical to these tests.

Septum ruined it.

reminds me of one of my tshirts

im into that shit tbh

chill

Have 4.5 inch dick.
Have no problem keeping women happy.
Have an FWB that's been with guys nearly twice my size, keeps coming back.

Dick size is an excuse for the autists here to not actually git gud at sex. But what the fuck do I know.

Well, it's good to be skeptical. But rather, another way to think about it is that the result of the IQ test is probably accurate, but IQ might not be very informative about intelligence. It's a method of measuring it, how valid that measurement is is debatable.

120-130 isn't crazy high. That's like the average IQ of someone who graduates university with a degree in sciences.

I know. IQ is the best measure for people who know nothing 'bout you.

I'm going to study journalism next year.