I just sold Pokemon omega ruby on ebay, ok nothing unusal there. Then I notice it's a girl buying it, so after a bit of sleuthing I find out she's pretty cute, only lives a couple of hours way from me and she likes pokemon
So I've been thinking, if I were to leave her a handwritten note inside the game box telling her how beautiful she is and how a girl like her on my arm would make me complete, what are the chances she'd get back to me?
It seems like a romantic gesture and I've never even spoken with her, but I feel like I love her already because we share similar interests
0 and she would probably give you a shitty ebay review about you being a creepy person.
Juan Young
Don't be a fucking retard OP just because you'd like it if a cute grill sent you a note like that doesn't mean she would.
Carter Gutierrez
You have a better chance getting away with kidnapping, rape and murder
Adam Jenkins
Yeah don't do that.
Jayden Murphy
Came to say this.
Landon Green
This is why I don't buy on craigslist.
Camden Taylor
OP is a fucking autist.
Joseph Russell
Hmm I should have known the bitterness of Sup Forums would shine. You guys jealous because I'm getting myself a qt3.14?
I would like some help writing the note however..I'm not a "natural" romantic :S
Jaxson Martin
Please stop
Jason Martin
>That ego.
Brayden Ross
Jesus you're retarded.
Eli Anderson
Top Kek
Nolan Myers
>being this creepy and desperate
Luis Murphy
came to suggest this
Sebastian Walker
1) You're not love torn.
2) You have a genetically programmed desire to mate with a person you've never smelled or touched, because their face is a shape.
3) This is kind of creepy.
4) When you're ready to accept 1), 2), and 3) then you can proceed on the understanding that yes, men are creepy, and that's part of the cycle of life, but you don't give a fuck, so neither should she. This is sometimes called "confidence," and it's what you lack or you wouldn't be posting on Sup Forums, pretending that your creepy boner is a lovetorn heart.
Evan Scott
Do it, post results.
Dominic Wright
Pray tell how it's creepy? Girls LIKE romantic gestures and this is about as romantic is it gets
Ian Kelly
Why dont u give her the game by hand? If its near... U can try start talk about pokémon and invite her for a drink. Dont expect from her to much because u just sold her a game but who knows next?!
Brayden Stewart
Print dick pic and insert in enveloppe. Bitches love dick pics in their packages.
Jacob Garcia
This is obvious bait
Nolan Butler
Smug anime guy is right.
Xavier Martin
dont listen to 40yo basement dwellers,if you really want a girl, do it op,that how u get a q3.14, u have nothing to lose,
Lincoln Evans
Build a dungeon in your house. Kidnap and hide her there. Eventually she'll learn to love you.
Cooper Thompson
If you want to be as retarded aa you are, please dont write about how you are perfect for her en shes perfect for you. Just ask i she wants too grab food sometime, talk about 7th gen idk, then she finds out youre a fucking loser but ar least u got a date and then toure close enough to kiss her romantically
Blake Morales
Look dude, cute idea. What you've gotta do, however, is look at it from her perspective. She's bought a game off eBay, in which the person she purchased it from has sent it to her, and obviously has her address. Said person with her address, turns out to be a total rapist and sends a creepy as fuck note. She now gets paranoid, and thinks some Pokemon spas wants to rape her and keep in tied up in a dungeon while he forces her to play Pokemon with her.
Benjamin Baker
I don't and never will drink. It's really bad for the body.
Mason Adams
Of course, OP, nothing unusual at all! Make sure you emphasize that you're dick is like a thick mushroom, and that if she chooses you to be her one and only then she can enjoy big cums from it.
Austin Perez
Btw you're a loser for feeling love feels for a chick you've never seen and that, just because she loves Pokemon. Similar interestS... top kek
Jacob Hernandez
OP it's probably a present for somebody else you fucking autist
Jackson Clark
OP is fucking autistic
Christopher Taylor
>Implying that the drink must have alcohol U can drink a soda with her. Since u will never drink alcohol, u better leave her alone because u r fag... I mean a creepy fag
Justin Rodriguez
Either this is bait, or you have aspergers
Aiden Brooks
...
Gavin Ward
Actually, OP, what a brilliant idea, you could go give her the game, talk about the new golden pikachu and brown pikachu and new rare pikachu, and she will be swooning with your knowledge of the pokemans, THEN you could trick her into thinking that you are taking her out to a film or something, BUT ACTUALLY, you are playing Pokemon Go with her!!! Then when you catch your 1560 CP pikachu she will suck your dick so that she can play with it. Genius
Adrian Flores
This.
Isaac Sanchez
>this is about as romantic as it gets
Kevin Jenkins
Surem why not? All that can go wrong is slight rejection and OP goes "Oh well" and forgets about it.
Try to not seem weird but by all means, go for it.
Isaiah Martinez
Just kill yourself before you become a creeper. Oops, too late.
Jeremiah Howard
If this isn't bait you definitely should do it Best case scenario you meet the love of your life Worst case scenario you dont
>telling her how beautiful she is and how a girl like her on my arm would make me complete, That would turn her off so hard
Christopher Stewart
you are going based soley off how she looks and NO female on the entire planet would ever be flattered by this.
instead of telling her all that creepy shit you think is romantic, just write your phone number in there and put "coffee?" or some other stupid generic dating spot in your town.
Carson Howard
First, stop being a delusional little shit and admit to yourself that you just want to fuck her and otherwise there is absolutely no substance to your feelings.
Honest people don't have to plan what they're going to say or remember what they said.
Julian Carter
>Honest people don't have to plan what they're going to say or remember what they said. >Being stupid means you're honest This just makes people who dont understand just how shallow and selfish they are.
Robert Hernandez
This is the correct answer.
Lucas Sanchez
makes them what. thats not even a complete sentence wtf
Carson Barnes
If you insist to send her a note - the least creepy thing you can do is to write "wanna grab a coffe sometimes?" Don't write that she's beautiful and shit, jesus christ.
Luke Hernandez
>Try to not seem weird ops entire plan is weird and creepy as fuck dude. whats wrong with u
Joshua Brown
What other interests besides Pokemon do you guys share? Restraining orders?
Evan Parker
>falling for bait this hard
Carson Adams
im saving this to post again. this is golden bait.
Dominic Sullivan
this guy's right
Nathan Perry
Haha i'm sure this is bait. Do it and post results so we have sth to laugh. Similiar interests because she is buying Pokémon, you nigga are an virgin right?
Top kek
Chase Wright
>a girl like her on my arm would make me complete
Leo Scott
She probably bought it for someone else.
William Harris
>Implying no one on Sup Forums is socially inept
Luke Martinez
Check'd and then I cringed
Easton Thomas
>:S
God, Sup Forums is worse than usual. Anyway, don't do that shit, user. If you can, try to meet her IRL and talk to her like, I dunno, about Pokemon? Or any ither thing, really. Just don't do that cringey shit.
And you're not love-torn.
Brody Morris
She is probably buying it for her little brother or she is 12 and you get on pedophile watchlist
Inb4 she has never seen you and will get a message how much you love her etc... she will have massive stalker creep alert
Nathan Reyes
This whole thread sounds like a bunch of great ideas.
Anthony Clark
>falling for bait in bait thread
Luke Jenkins
>implying everyone on Sup Forums is We're not all autistic basement dwellers like you user
Carter Powell
This is fucking Sup Forums, user. I don't know who's being ironic and who's not.
Henry Bailey
Well you're an ass if you think what I said implies what you said
Christopher Reyes
I don't even know what reaction pic to use...
Just hand deliver game maybe and start a convincing rather than being a stalker.
Eli Morgan
Kek read this op. Read this then don't harass your customer. How retarded and unprofessional are you?
Brody Murphy
Unless you're super attractive, she'll be creeped out and most likely pissed off as well. Don't do it. Unless you're hot then do it.
Bentley Stewart
"Hey, I think it's pretty cool that you play Pokémon. If you'd like to talk, hit me up. [contact info]"
Anything wrong with this?
Owen Hughes
Or be alpha and send a printout of your dick
Bentley Taylor
Isn't it obvious that op is a fucking sperg?
Mason Moore
Fucking this. You are not getting anywhere with that cringy lovey-dovey shit mang
Hunter Hall
Creepy beyond measure. Do not be surprised if cops visit.
Andrew Phillips
Yes, she will never call you. You are fucking retarded, maybe go from time to time out and meet new people. And don't be an autist and maybe you won't become a creep wizard
Christian Howard
Same kind of creep
Blake Miller
Jesus christ man no. just get her number or something
Jordan Edwards
She bought it for her boyfriend you cringy beta.
Aiden Gonzalez
show us your face op, with timestamp
Adrian Ward
Tru
Carson Ross
>Throwing in an emoticon just so people bite that little bit more
I like your style, but it is also my style. My style. What say you, swine?
Matthew Rogers
>1/2 anons think my message is acceptable I think I'd go with "chat" instead of "talk" though. "Talk" sounds too serious.
Isaac Bell
>gay
James Cook
Write that you noticed they live near by, and ask if they would be interested in meeting up sometime.
Daniel Hall
Leave 100$ in game box
Easton Rogers
Chloroform. 60% at a time it works everytime
Jason Lee
Your gonna look like a creep man
Carter Walker
cute girls hear someone call them beautiful all the time, that shit doesnt work on them. they know they look good, and they dont want some neckbeard creeping them out.
you have a chance tho if
you hand deliver the game, she happens to answer the door, and you pull out super SMOOTH game when you hand the game over. the trick is not to treat her like a human and not a little girl love slave object (i know its difficult). if you can manage to strike up a small conversation with her at the door, and you can manage to make her laugh, then there is a change she might say yes to a date then and there.
protips: A. when you get there just tell her you wanted to take a road trip and figured this was a chance to see that part of town, never make any mention that you checked her out ahead of time within like, 5 years of knowing her. B. if you pay her a compliment, make it casual and mix it between your comments, dont say something like 'oh wow your the prettiest girl ever im so lucky to just be talking to you' that shit gives off a rape vibe and it will weird her out. C. you have to make genuinely smile at you and prolly have to make her laugh two or three times, and you have to propose a date right after you make her laugh. my suggestion would be that you ask her to show you around for the day or that she show you a nice restaurant or some place cool to go at night
bonus tip: if she takes you out with freinds you have to impress them all, get them all laughing at your jokes. if any of them dont like you they will sink you.
good luck and godspeed user
Daniel Perez
This
Parker Bailey
Way too fucking hars and too much effort, you'll get more of a reward jacking off than dealing with a 3D slut.
Samuel Scott
LOL!!
I love this mentality!! It's hilarious how neckbeards and assorted basement dwellers think that because a cute girl likes video games or acts "quirky," that she is suddenly not going to mind dating a fat, sweaty, acne covered basementfag because you happen to like the same video games.
Angel Sullivan
Your whole post reeks of being jaded.
>that she is suddenly not going to mind dating a fat, sweaty, acne covered basementfag because you happen to like the same video games. Common ground is a catalyst for most meaningful relationships.
Having said that, although you're clearly salty as fuck at women rejecting you, you're right about the rest.