NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
ONLY EVEN DUBS, ANY TRIPS OR ABOVE COUNT

POP: 75 GENIUS HUMANS, 65 GENIUS Zerg-Gorillas, 244 Tards, 1 Lion-Rilla, 1070 retarded Zerg-Gorillas
Food:200
Booty-fruit: 22

remember:
spaceship powered by reactors and EMP defense on all new and current reactors

also, another reactor

Black Lives Matter destroy all remaining reactors to protest racism

mexicans try to invade but get stopped by wall

roll for retart zerg gorillas domination

You forgot Trump is still there

Trump decide to destruct all the reactor to get the material to build a great wall

add another railgun and another reactor, too

Build arena for tard/zerg hunger games

rr

+100 WELLS

roll

So I did the math... By the end of 5 turns for pop boost well have 10million tard zerg gorillas... Nice

Hillary clinton is elected as the leader

rr

roll

the geniuses have nerd sex while the next reactor is under construction.

+1 reactor
+30 geniuses

R o l l

giant flying saucer crash lands in the giant dick field. cant explore it for 3 more turns due to lethal radiation

rr

rr
33

rollin

1070 retarded zerg gorillas discover mein kampf while playing jerking each other off in a forest. Zerg retard gorrilas adopt in 5 turns.

Bless with dubs

nice

and down the well, they find uranium,
and build another reactor

rr

rr:

Due to the immense reactor poolage all current population ascend to a higher being. (All population transient beings + one mega reactor (all reactors combine))

shoot.
rr
oh yeah, and the nerd sex:

Roll for a Sweet Old Ghostly Piratship and EMP that gets all robots and Railguns but not reactor causen deffens

Human cloning facility and CRISPR human perfection facility

Reroll

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roll

rr

yessssssss

also, another reactor to celebrate the boom in genius children

Rr

Reroll

I like this idea.

Construct a Soviet dreadnought in the river to stop any filth from crossing without permission.

>33

rrrrrrr

Roll for Earthquake in the Reactor Area

C'mon even dubs!

Get

Rr

rr

Reroll!!!!

rr
555

done
POP: 120 GENIUS HUMANS, 105 GENIUS Zerg-Gorillas, 364 Tards, 1 Lion-Rilla, 1340 retarded Zerg-Gorillas
Food:175
Booty-fruit: 15

We need a midget gaybar

so close

earth quake kills all the end
im tired let me go to bed damnit

Meteor Hits the Super-Reactor and send then back to Stone Age

use the power of the next reactor (+1 reactor) to convert retarded zerg gorillas into space food.

fucking lmfao.

and another reactor, of course...

WINRAR

Winrar

Reroll for transient beings

Roll

roll

DONE
POP: 150 GENIUS HUMANS, 121 GENIUS Zerg-Gorillas, 405 Tards, 1 Lion-Rilla,
FOOD: 1450
BOOTY:13

i dont know if i can stay awake op

Plz

Gandhi sends a nuke as a gift

reactor spillage makes the land brown and the water yellow

nice. now build aa nuclear spaceship, powered by +2 mobile reactors

rr

Tard grinder. Only 7/10+ female tards will survive

a white truck of peace comes in and runs over EVERYTHING

roll

All current pop pull together to build starships to travel the galaxy

ok, rr, AND +1 ground reactor, too.

rerrol for this

Re-roll but make it 69 nukes because gandhi is a bro

these:

Roll

Roll for space travel

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1 Trump arrives and Population decrases to 0

...

awwww yeah, nice!!!!!

and the first thing is to plant a reactor on the Moon!

rr

Cheked

comet hits the planet obliterating everything. there are no survivors

Witnessed

omg

cmon, Moon Reactor.

but this one is...
fusion, twist!

lol, fine, just a REGULAR reactor... but 2 of them

Rolling for this

rr 55

SPACESHIP CONFIRMED
POP: 190 GENIUS HUMANS, 140 GENIUS Zerg-Gorillas, 440 Tards, 1 Lion-Rilla,
FOOD: 1400
BOOTY:10

rr.

remove dicks

rolls for reactor on the moon

PLANT A FUSION REACTOR ON THE MOON

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222

Rerolls for this

Roll for Death by SnuSnu the only Population is now 30 Amazoness

jeez, this game isn't ready for fusion yet...
ok, just plant 3 regular reactors on the Moon.

we go to mars and find hl3

Roll for transmutation of tards into booty