How can I get the courage to ask my mom to suck my dick?

How can I get the courage to ask my mom to suck my dick?

take a shit load of zolpidem and jug it all down with bleach

you are the most pathetic person ive seen since my fucking uncle,you must be a nigger

Do it you faggot. Don't be a bitch.

>doesn't capitalize
doesn't use apostrophe in contractions
>doesn't end sentence with punctuation
Yeah, other people are the niggers.

Just wait until she gets drunk or something, and fuck her mouth when she;s sleeping

Tequila.

being lazy about your punctuation does not make you a nigger. being a nigger makes you a nigger. now i have no doubt this nigger is a nigger. but niggers are deceptive these days gotta watch out for them sneaky nigs

Spoken poorly like a true nigger.

do the whole "im scared of girls and ill never be with a woman thing".

Alcohol is just bottled courage.. Try some and if it dosent help then just try more

does this actually work?

tie her up and smack her around a bit. You'll really start to feel better about yourself and you'll have courage in cumloads.

just make her pass out and open her mouth and fuck her mouth, then proceed to pussy and ass.. worked on my little cousin

worked for me, she waited until my dad went to work the next day and she jacked me off and then the next day she said she'd use her mouth and from then on we've done normal sex and anal pretty much atleast once a week. feel kinda ashamed and we don't talk to each other for the rest of the day but its totally worth it when you're horny.

op can i c a pic of your mom? sometimes complimenting beauty is like half the job

Walk around naked and hard.

dont know.
got a housekeeper though?

"Mom, can I get a bj?"

Fuck yeah cuck your dad

When you're in the same room as her coincidentally, just out of the blue say, "Seriously, why haven't we fucked yet?"

If she reacts negatively, tell her some retard online told you to say it.

If she reacts positively... godspeed, sir.

intentionally get caught wanking off to porn then your mum might come in and help you out.