Share your secrets Sup Forums and confess it among your brethren

Share your secrets Sup Forums and confess it among your brethren.

>I never wash my hands after I go to the washroom.

That's a shitty secret.

Pajeet please. Hope you dont cook anyones food.

When I was 12 I think there was someone watching me pee in the bathroom at my school. I remember a tall male peering over the stall staring at me but didn't recognize him as anyone familiar.

I used to beat my dog

I jerk off to minecraft porn.

Why?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Because I was angry and didn't know how to control it.

Did you end up killing your dog?

I fucked a hooker once and got herpes from her but never told any of my future partners.

If I told you my secrets they wouldn't be secret any longer, would they.

I have wanted to fuck my sister in law since the day I met her. I got a really good look at her tits the other day when she was bent over (nipples and all) and I was extremely under whelmed by them. It actually almost turned me off.

degenerate

niggah just post your secrets already fag. No one cares about your shit posting.

On Sup Forums it's Schrodinger's secret. Since no one knows who you are, it is still a secret and at the same time it isn't.

Ever since my first girlfriend every woman I've been involved with has never been able to satisfy my mentally.

I've never been able to be honest with a woman because everyone I fuck is always too stupid for me.

I use to think I was an arrogant fuck or maybe it was ADHD but I got involved with a much older and better educated woman and the pattern was the same.

Now I just fuck women ten years younger than me and dump them the first sign it gets serious or they get attached.

I hate it.

>almost

how did they look like? does she have an awesome ass that compensates for it`?

Cuck

when I was 19 I fucked my classmate/friend's 16 year old sister

Her entire body is outstanding. She's in her 30s with a kid but looks like she's 16. Everything about her is hot and she's got B tits and puffy nipples. But when I saw her tits they just weren't what I expected at all.

>I would still demolish every hole in her body

Someone sent me old porn mags from when cp was legal but with the pics blacked out and only the captions and text visible. It's interesting to read the text and wonder what the pics were.

Fuck I'm just amazed you could type those four letters and fathom that stunningly original insult while your tiny hands full of a myriad of nigger cocks thrusting against and your eyes strain through a canopy of dangling nig nog balls to see this thread.

and why is that a secret?

My girlfriend was recently asked to join her friend and her friend's boyfriend in a threesome. Maybe it was because my girlfriend told me but later that night I got a text from her friend saying I can join to if I wanted. I'm not sure if I want to go with this or not.

On one hand this is just for fun. No strings attached and we can stop whenever we want. Plus my girlfriend's friend is kind of hot to be honest.

On the other hand it feels like I got invited out of pity because I found out and of course it's kind of like cuckold.

Ty

it's not cuck if you get to fuck,

I love squirting milk from my boobs, i think it's the coolest thing ever and disappointed I can't show everyone I know i can do it

also not pregnant

My friends Ffion and Leroy have sex almost everyday and without knowing Lee takes pics and videos and send me them

I make out with a stuffed toy every night pretending it's my future partner. I cuddle it to pretending that is how i'll cuddle with my future bf/gf (bisexual)

it's not cuckold if you fuck the other girl. I know that I'd do it. But everyone has to make that decision himself of course. Discuss it with your gf?

top kek good one m8

Your GF chill with it?

when did you start being able to do this? Was it an always thing?

Have you had a bf that likes to taste?

dont do it. that guy will try to slip it in your butt.

>I love squirting milk from my boobs i think it's the coolest thing ever and disappointed I can't show everyone I know i can do it


show it to us then

I DO THE SAME

Such platitudes really warm the cockles of my heart

btw, does anyone know if that is legal? And would it break the rules here?

i banged my cousin when we were 16. She is adopted but still cant let the family know.

Aw. What sort of stuffed toy?

Have you had b/gfs in the past?

Is that actually how it works?

We talked about it and she's fine with it if I'm alright with it. She's giving the decision to me.

My worst fear...

I wet the bed for 18 years...

>cockles
>cock

COCK

The guy would have been furious, also he was drunk and vomitting like 5 meters away (we were on a trip), also she had a bf who joined us a day later on the trip, but she broke up with him like 2 days later, still during the trip because of me (didnt tell the guy the reason tho). now-ex-bf became sad, got turnt up, blacked out, was robbed kek

About a month now, i self-induced because i always wanted to do it since i've got a breastfeeding fetish

nah im single and not really sure how i'd tell a future partner about it

i meant show everyone that actually matters

>Is that actually how it works?
Yup. Cuckolding is about being cheated on an d the powerlessness from it. If you're swinging and swapping together, it's not cuck.

is the fetish to feed a guy or a kid? What do you fantasise about?

How much can you express? Are your boobs much bigger?

also how old are you?

I have a carnal urge to impregnate my aunt

>i meant show everyone that actually matters
Kek!

im a pedo and hug the pillow everynight pretending its the little girl i love

pic related shit nigga this ain't no dickensian litrature.
y u gotta spell it. user is pussyfooting around to make a subtle joke.
now if yall got to titter that's fine but don't be so obvs

Its big stuffed teddy bear like in the pic and I have only had one boyfriend but we only dated for 6 months and we only kissed. He didn't end up liking me as much as I liked him :(

I have a incestuous relationship with my family.

missed quads

who is she?

do you touch the bear sexually?

My wife is a hotwife and she's currently at my friends house right now on a date.

Post a picture of your tits leaking

How old are you? You seem young.

It'll happen, user. Do you meet guys/girls much?

Do you masturbate much?

what do you mean ??


by who's the girl i love ?

she wont be your wife for long.

Sucked a dick one time when I was like 16. I never told anyone but at the same time if it was revealed to the world.....meh.

>it feels like I got invited out of pity because I found out
this

To feed a guy, I used to have a hucow fetish but i've gone off that now and just prefer mommy/son roleplay.
I can express about 20ml~ for both boobs, this pic is what I got when I did it an hour ago, but i've been slacking off lately with pumping so I'm not getting loads.
My boobs haven't gone up a cup size but theyre noticably bigger and feel bouncier

I'm 24

One time I went to the house of a boi I have a crush on, and he took my sweater and wore it. I took it back and didn't wash it for the next few weeks. I wore it any time I was lonely.

(About a month after this I found out that he likes me too, and that was almost 4 months ago. He still doesn't know about this tho.)

like her relationship to you, not her address and phone nubmer

Why the fuck haven't you posted a picture of your tits yet? Let's see those glorious milk duds

Someone posted SFW pics of daisy's destruction yesterday, so I'm pretty sure it isn't against the rules. Might be illegal though. Anyway, cp is probably the most retarded shit that has ever crossed some human's mind. Even the average ISIS member is less evil than the guys that produce/enjoy that shit.

lol man...she doesnt even know me, im a fucking weirdo who has never kissed or even held a girls hand

Aw that's actually really cute. The boy i like has a Callie (a character from a video game) plush that I assume he does this with, and I find it really cute for some reason.

lol nice story, ty for sharing

Do you have kik?

i really really just want to grab someone of the street, bash his face in and put him back where someone sees him, so that he wont die but feels immense pain and maybe gets mentally destroyed. i also want to randomly put drugs in peoples drinks, not to rape them just to fuck them over.
i also want to steal very valuable stuff from people i know and just sink it down in some river.
also i want to just build up a relationsship with some bitch that i am way out of league for and make her the happiest person ever and then just leave with a bang to fuck her over.
i have not done stuff like this yet, except beating people up ( but not even close to deadly )
if life gives me shit one more time i think i will finally crack

I'm sure there are loads of guys into the roleplay. Ever tried to explore the scene?

Don't do it user. Or only do it if you all do molly.
Orgies are awkward as hell.
However if you can muscle out this other chicks boyfriend and just make it you, your GF and her maybe try it?

So basically your pursuit of pussy caused all kinds of chaos. Metaphor for life.

your psichopaty is too damn high

1. Let's see 'em
2. When can we meet?

Sociopath

Cute! I have a massive one just like that, that I sleep with every night

im alrite as i am m8 thnx

yeah but i never use it and when the 500 people add me ill just stop talking to any of you since i wont be able to keep up and remember you individually

Yeah i'm on fetlife but all the guys i've come across are either old enough to be my dad, or very clingy and desperate or super cringe worthy. I like the roleplay but I want to meet a human being I can tolerate first

i am the zodiac killer

Knew it was coming....

What's your fetlife?

>I like the roleplay but I want to meet a human being I can tolerate first

Ah. There's your problem right there.

I know a girl who started dating a guy and got him into Mom/Son stuff, though they also switch to Dd/Lg too. So you might find someone openminded.

do you leak and need to wear pads? What do you do with the milk?

Last time I swung with my buddy he and his girl plus my girlfriend sucked me off. That's the first time it's ever happened. His girl quickly switched me off to him before I busted and came in his mouth. Idk how to feel about it.

Didn't capitalize the i
Didn't put a period

U r fagt

hope it's not illegal.

Don't be afraid user. You might enjoy it.

I fucked a 19 year old while I was 14/15.

I went to a college orgy once and all I got was a blow job the entire day. Ended up just sitting in the corner watching everyone have sex and having fun.

Feels bad man...

No, but I mean sometimes when i'm making out with it and cuddling and i'm thinking about my future partner sexual thoughts pop into my mind. I have never masturbated on it though or anything like that.

Thanks, and yeah I do. Not everyday, on a weekly basis maybe? I have sexual thoughts more frequently but I don't masturbate to them or it doesn't always put me in the mood I guess.

Really!? I honestly thought it was weird but i'm glad its not that weird. Yeah I think the guy you like probably does that. Idk, maybe it's cute because you get to see the persons idk softer side? idk

I have been sleeping with a stuffed toy since I was 10! Hahaha

If you like him and you know he likes you why havent you made a move

What do you usually think about when you do it? What does put you in the mood?

Also, random question, what do you get off to on Sup Forums?

I enjoy spanking girls and boys.

Don't keep doing it it depletes your vitamin reserves and omega 3 fatty acids

I'm pooping right now and no one knows so it is a secret

Stole my high school crush's used panties with vag discharge marks on them once when we went to her house to work on a project. Used to jerk off with them. Good times

kek

This happened to me before, tits don't look that great sometimes. Knew this girl with huge tits, she bent over one day and I saw how saggy and veiny they were.

I could post all sorts of hilarious messages I get from people, and it doesn't just happen on fetlife. The cringey shit some of you people have written me on kik is just beyond me why anyone would think it gets a girl interested in you

Yeah i'm a switch too, i feel like a lot of the guys also force their fetishes onto me, like i've gotten a bunch of people wearing diapers thinking because i'm a mommy i'm just gonna clean their shitty ass

I don't wear pads though I didn't think it really leaked until recently. I'd gone a few days without pumping so the slightest squeeze would send it squirting out, was pretty funny and in awe when I noticed it

at the moment i just throw it away, i'm single and don't really wanna drink it myself so i'm kinda just trying to boost my supply for when i do meet someone

i do replenish them you know... otherwise every breastfeeding mother everywhere is gonna have a bad time