I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
So what do you got for me Sup Forums?
Asher Allen
I got a m16
Daniel Gomez
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Bentley Diaz
Ill give you $10 I need to make a profit...
Tyler Kelly
Rare english century necklace? Very nice but scratches on the hinges. Hmmm...$20?
Jaxon Long
I've got my mums clit pickled and in a nice jar. No need for it anymore. Think it might be collectible?
Luke Richardson
do you think big hoss would fuck a little sissy boy like me?
Jack Mitchell
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Chase Walker
Eh...I can give you $5 and i'm taking a big risk there
Bentley Bell
I can give you 2 pidgeys
Evan Nelson
Sir please leave the store
Evan Perry
Ill call in my expert
Joseph Ross
$20 and a $5 off coupon on your next purchase of $5000 or more
Charles Miller
Hey do you have battletoads?
Asher Myers
I have a rare "Cosmic-Pepe"
I'l like $2000 for it.
Julian Young
Got some old ashes for you. I need 500$. cashmoney.
Michael Butler
I can only give you $10 for it, I get that its rare but i'm gonna have to find someone who would be willing to buy it so that I can make a profit. So what do you say?
Brayden Martin
Seeing that millions of jews were killed im very sure this isnt rare. Like if it was ann franks I would give you millions; but sadly ill only be able to give you $3.
Tyler Allen
Some antique farm equipment
Cameron Gomez
>Some antique farm equipment Are they fresh? Any diseases?
Joshua Cooper
Very fresh. Between ages 7 and 26. In good working condition.
From who? This is a knockoff sorry sir ill give you $50
Dominic Ross
My jelly-stuffed ceramic Pikachu made by Nintendo themselves. It's the only one in existence so I'll take no less than $10,000
Ethan Russell
$9999 is my top offer
Bentley Robinson
can i have a hundred dollars?
Parker Ramirez
$0.50
Lucas Gutierrez
i need 100
Cooper Watson
Whos condom is it? Famous at all?
Joseph Jackson
no I need 100
Jose Williams
throw in 99 cents and you have a deal
Camden Young
A rare one of a kind vintage "bold and brash" painting by Squidward himself.
Oliver Rogers
Looks like Bill Cosbys
David Young
it is marilyn manson condom
Parker Kelly
No
Christopher Nguyen
Sir this is printed on printer paper
Liam Gonzalez
I've got this super rare battle toad, what would you give me for it?
Sebastian Allen
$500 since my son loves him
Jacob Reed
We dont accept battlefield games
Matthew Bennett
Are you kidding? That's seaweed canvas! Very rare stuff.
Benjamin Davis
Ill buy your printer for $50
Liam Harris
I hve this apple my mom gave me. It's just taking up space on my floor, and I'd rather have the money. I won't accept less than $100. I believe that is fair from what i saw on Ebay.
Anthony Scott
Fuck it you got a deal.
>keep the painting as a token of a bargain well struck.
Hudson Stewart
this is stick of true i won't accept less than 245
Lincoln Johnson
do you have a rare old game im looking for/ its called battletoads
David Gutierrez
How did that fat fucking retard keep from going to jail?
Hunter Cook
that's a quite pretty looking stick right there
Mason Garcia
Got this ring you bald motherfucker, I want $1,000,000 let's go bitch.
Juan Thompson
I have this rip-off. How much?
Isaiah Cooper
How about this jujubee? It's a WW2 propaganda poster from the office of war information. I've had it verified already, so don't try your Jew tactics.
Thomas Wood
i ll be honest with you, i dont know much about this, first time i see one, let me call my buddy who knows everything about rings, okay?
Jordan Jones
Got a few gallons of German type sexual harassment how much for like 2 paint cans absolutely full.
Juan Davis
Das some good shit fat man. I'd give him at least half of my life savings for it. Unless it's blue. Fuck blue.
Hunter Powell
I would like to sell this. My dad gave it to me.
Jose Hernandez
That ring took about 9 days to craft, and is actually done by an artist out of canada.
They retails for anywhere from $100 - $200 depending on how intricate teh scenes are inside.
However this one is just a Blob of Clouds,.. maybe you could get $120 on a good day.
Isaiah Morris
Call your buddy but don't you try your jew tactics on me or I'll call my buddy of mine and he'll break your fucking knee caps you thumb headed son of a bitch
Sebastian Reyes
Hey user I will give you a hundred dollar bill and a swift kick to the balls. OH and maybe like 2 rare pepe's. Sound like a deal Ricks only gonna offer you like 5 bucks.
Leo Reed
Hey my grandfather died and left me his gold plated Inez(tm) dildo
Ayden Reed
Fuckin lost hard there user awsome work
Luis Hill
Can you do better maybe a swift kick to the balls and a finger up my ass?
Grayson Powell
well you heard the expert, so we are not even in the same galaxy i can give you 50$
Parker Cook
Deal!
Robert Butler
2 fingers and you get to slap my brother on his ass.
Gavin Foster
I can see the stick being 250, but I have to make a profit on it the best I can do is $5.
Ryan Davis
I actually have two if like to sell both.
Jaxson Barnes
muh dick
Bentley Morales
Was your grandfather famous???
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Fully armed and functional rodent trained to kill his or her desired targets. Wanna take er for a spin?
Carter Young
Fuckin Keked hard
Cameron Walker
give me all ur money or i blow up ur pawn shop!!!!!! ALLAH AKBAR
Austin Morris
This fine ass plumbus only used once!
Nathaniel Rodriguez
checked
Hudson Flores
/oh shiet
Ryan Thomas
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Carter Jones
i want to sell this nigga give me deal
Isaiah Diaz
I'm Rikku Harri-san and this is my PRAWN STORE. I wok here with my oji-san and my apprentice Biggu-Hossu, and after 23 generations of PRAWN cooking I've learned ONE THING. You never know what is going to bring DISHONOR TO YOUR FAMILY.
Angel Nelson
shit he will blow up your pawn shop. better give him fast
Connor Johnson
I have this bathtub full of brains
Jace Martinez
Sort of. His name was Frederick Christ "Fred" Trump
Carson Russell
I've got this glass of milk, looking for about $9.01. I don't really want to part with the glass itself, but if the price is right, I'll consider it.
Jayden Rogers
$5,000 or I'm walking
Kayden Powell
So what do I get for the trips Rick...
Joshua Cruz
Best I can give you is like 50 bucks, you gotta understand I'm trying to make a profit here too
Cameron Bailey
Are you not interested in these items?
Oliver Parker
Norfag detected
Kevin Martin
Elliott Smith's carcass
Grayson Morales
Some dank KOOOOOOOOSH
Elijah Reyes
Best I can give you for that terror threat is a drone strike, and honestly that's me being generous.
Brandon Wilson
This Vape Nation pepe
Evan Fisher
underrated
Easton Russell
man listen, i will set it for 100$ and i have to pay the taxes 60$ best i can do, i really have a small profit margin
Ethan Morales
Only gold account holders are going to be interested in this. I think I'll have trouble selling it. $10 bucks.
Julian Thompson
Would you buy my copy of battletoads?
Nathaniel Edwards
Thats illegal sir
Jeremiah Miller
This pupper
Ryan Stewart
I have 20 cents and a used potato chip, thats my final offer