OFFICIAL /rio/ Olympics 2016 - 04/08 Friday Thread #0

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Opening Ceremony: Maracanã Stadium, Rio de Janeiro City
20h (UTC-3) 21°C - Few clouds. It does not rain. (youtu.be/RPxtZH4J1-E)

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The colors of Brazil adorn the tallest building in Japan

To whoever may not know who Anitta is
youtube.com/watch?v=7Yrghfw1eNo

How do I plan out my Tokyo Olympics visit in order to assure maximum weeb?

youtube.com/watch?v=L3gpkKUp6-Y

>at first I thought that was Gana delegation
Team USA heading to the opening ceremonies. The gates of the stadium are already open, press an athletes going in.

Anybody know any streams? My national broadcaster didn't want to do it this year.

Canada QTs from the sailing modality

I like China's uniform

australian qts

Hoping for a HAPPENING

especially terrorist attack

fuck yourself, really .. go away from this board

Completely shit.

I made this chart for the opening ceremony. I won't be able to post it during the show as I will be watching via a proxy that is banned.

Please share during the ceremony if you like it.

Dude don't start with racism comments bullshit seriously ...

I know! But I would do her...

In a meantime, see Brazil's uniform

World news sucks lately, we all just wish to watch a happy and magic ceremony


backstage: more singers who will be presenting tonight, Zeca Pagodinho and Gilberto Gil

Sup Forums has occupied here and we're here to stay until we get our happening

Are you ready?

youtube.com/watch?v=LfL4H0e5-Js

Wrong order bro... I'll correct it for you!

I ask again: whats gonna happen lads?

Again.

Looks fine, but if its made by C&A you never know.

Here is ours.

>4 hours of brazilian culture

LOL no thanks.

Athlete gets zika
Athlete gets robbed
Event seriously affected by poor Hue infrastructure/planning/disease

don't worry, I will take care of that for you

Portugal delegation

SO PUMPED
LETS GO BRASIL

favela gangs raid the Olympic village while the whole world is distracted

its always the french being full bitches

Bunda
Carnival
Some crazy sexual dance with kids

Shilling multiculturalism

you have to go back

I'M EXCITED user!

C&A here actually is getting "fashion" tier... They rebranded themselves and starting pulling some decent quality things

You nailed it. Fucking nothing.

?

Snowden has already willed it, aays vaporise christ the redeemer.

>canada
>culture

wtf?! xD

>Pakistan (7)
>Indonesia (28)
>India (124)

Why the fuck are these countries so shit at sports? Brazil had 248 athletes in 2012, for comparison with another big population and not in the first world. Just why?

Based work user, thanks.

Maracanã Stadium right now
fun fact: "Maracanã" is a indigenous word for a specie of parrot

>Refugees

wew lad

What are we doing for the next hour n a half Brit anons?

What is this some meme? Saw nothing on his twatter

hexadecimal code

n-no bully pls

playin destiny :)))0

How many of them have been robbed so far?

how the fuck have we got less than the frogs, reeeeeee

He posted it and then deleted it. This is no meme my friend.

Explain.

So what the fuck does it mean?

that's right let's just enjoy it

It's sunset now

>new headphones
>audio levels are completely fucked
>spent the last hour trying to fix it
>my autism won't allow me peace

FUCK, HOW CAN ENJOY THE OLYMPICS LIKE THIS

>Brazil hosting the Olympics

It gets funnier and funnier the more I think about it.

Turn off the loudness thing?

Here you go, lad!

Place your bets lads.
What fucking disaster occurs during the opening ceremony?

how many hours till this masquerade begins?

I can link you to a hungarian stream if thats ok

acestream for the olympics?

Less than 2 hours

in US we're not going to see bc the fuckers have it on an hour delay and my vpn settings are apparently fucked (bbc worried that someone might be warching something eithout oaying shekels).
have to try canada. $120. a month for cavoe and internet and I can't warch the ning ceremonies live? have to cancel cable, fuck them. pulled same shit in Sochi.

British delegation

The world is turning their eyes to us for the next three weeks, I'm so excited that I don't even care about what the haters say

>tfw spent the last 4 days trying to fix my PC's internet fucked up configurations and registry
>rage and tears abound
>just clean installed the bitch
>got fixed just in time for the Opening Ceremony

lmao americucks are really on an hour delay? why the fuck tho

>be American
>has to pay EXTRA to watch the Olympics

>be Dane
>Can watch 50% of it for FREE on state-owned tele
>Can watch the rest of it on the most popular channel, which is included in ALL tv packages.

Frenches taking the bus to the Stadium

>Finland
>69
ebin

Magyarországon, igen!

I know my post is unitelligible bc on my computer trying to fix my vpn settings. really, really hate fucking nbc. cannot even put into words how much I hate them. entire world gets it live, we have an hour delay?
if something cool happens, it grts edited out for us.... bastards.

> french broadcast is starting
> immediatly explains Brazil is full of "nice people" who "believe in Olympics" and we should forgive the fact nothing is working
> Now let's talk about french people

LET THE CHAUVINISME HIT THE FLOOR !

TOP KEK

Sup Forums in suicide watch

>Implying they'll make it that far before the favella gangs rob them and rape the women.

>kayaker on practice run flipped over after hitting a submerged sofa

or chesterfield as they call it here, is it an ioc sanctioned obstacle?

hun formal wear

it"s a hash of something (in this case text), prolly he expects something to happen, and this way he can prove it in the future

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_hash_function

Danish broadcast starts

>News reporter running around in Rio
>"THE ATMOSPHERE IS AMAZING"
>"EVERYONE IS EXCITED"
>"lets forget the scandals"

just fuckin use Hola and watch bbc

I checked and it seems mine is wrong, but I don't think that's the right order either. A lot of places seem to disagree if republic/republica will count towards the order or not.

>is from the uk
>has a job

fuck these olympics ;_;

ALO RIO DE JANEIRO, AQUELE ABRAÇO!

does anyne have a link to an intl stream? only reason to watch is if it's live, if there's a fuckup or an explosion and to laugh at the 4th grade school play level opening ceremonies.

>waaaahh my country isn't shilling against Rio like people on the internet

>not signing off with stress whenever you want a free holiday

Wait what, you call sofas chesterfields? That's like calling a moving staircase an escalator! Unheard of!

they have bbc one rigged now to recognize DNS settings, have for a few months now.

you're going to sit there and take it, just like we did, for four hours.

> Laure Manaudou is now a consultant at France
> She has to talk about her little brother doing better than her
> Her time of glory is over
> Her own brother don't speak with her because he doesn't want journalists to know about everytthing.

No wonder why she looks so miserable all the time.

What's the first event I can get get my dick out for?

is gymnastics at start?

Fuck this cuck shit

>Tfw the whole world will soon have to pay the license fee

TYBBrexit

Male diving isn't for a while.

Football started Wednesday m8

Back of the net

>What's the first event I can get get my dick out for?
Male natation tomorrow

Volley

>Today's cerimony will have native indians, empowering of black people and women, transgender people and an alert about the risks of using oil.

HAHAHAHAHA

MARXISM
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What the fuck does it say
I can't read povertyrunes.

how many more hours lads? Is there a pre-show I can watch?

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