This thread is for a slower-paced discussion about anything related to the olympics.
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>Upcoming events
- Opening ceremony (11:40PM GMT)
>Full schedule: rio2016.com
>How to watch for free?
Obtain a British/Canadian proxy and watch online on BBC/CBC
slowly and comfortably compels you to die
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>Obtain a British/Canadian proxy and watch online on BBC/CBC
Any recs?
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I liked the way they played the anthem. Quite comfy
where my comfy at?
Do you lads have commercial breaks during your ceremony broadcasts?
they dont have money, SHOW BRAZILIAN WOMEN
i'm already cringing
>celebrating diversity
>Brazil is a shithole
i hope bolt does it again tbqh
>some of the most beautiful things in the world...
>cut to ass twerking drag queen
(You)
what time is actual ceremony in freedom?
>city of brazil
>and this part of the ceremony represents the hardship the citizens of brazil have to endure to fund the olympics
>oh! and over here we have the beating of the ancient indigenous drums which symbolizes the collapse of the countries' economy and political system
>look at all that money being spent that they dont have
>freedom
I hope Lel is running in the marathon
>muh global warming
was this paid for by Al Gore?
seems like a good country
Comfy is NOT watching the olympics.
Of course not watching means missing out on things like
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIKA
every time Solo kicks the ball so...
does anyone have a link to livestream?
wtf is this bit
also who are the best Brazilian pornstars lads?
I feel bad for Brazil
will they be performing a ritual sacrifice of a poor favela hooker to bring honor to their guests before the ceremony?
>NBC
Everybody has a link to the livestream.
>those vids of her masturbating
>those dead eyes
Where did it all go so wrong?
She had the world at her feet.
>Brazil talking about how bad environmental destruction is
Wew lads
Just wew.
Golfers have tails??
care to elaborate?
>these trash NBC broadcasters
end it
I like the intro bikes desu
kek
Will Russia get booed?
>German athletes waving German flags
GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
>what is the Amazon
WTF is this live for you brits?
They're just showing the fucking prez talking right now
Turned the TV off as soon as that bitch who's not Meredith opened her mouth
Your coverage is delayed, NBC a shit
Live and free on the BBC. God Save the Bloody Queen.
you can literally just go to nbc.com and watch it
Now that the dust is settled only London 2012 was worse than this.
Pretty sure the director just pocketed all the budget for this himself.
>dude shake your ass and shit
>AN UNCONVENIENT TRUTH
>Fin.
what else should I expect. Not even on the main channel because Wheel of Fortune is on
yahwey bless america
Please shut up Bengt
You're right, the atmosphere allows different countries to deforest at different rates because it appreciates that some countries have a lot more forest and are more tempted to have more total deforestation, so I guess that's alright then.
>dat QT Kuwaiti
That's as been very progressive.
women holding the flag about 70% of the time .
Finally some equality and social justice
I am seriously done with cable. And they wonder why people watch shit on the internet.
Borat is a refugee?
I hope Based Zyka is planting some seeds right about now....
He means it should be compared to the actual surface of forest in each country
KING OF CASTLE
Their economy would be fucked without it, hippy
I dont really give a fuck about that, but I dont like the olympics being used to promote political messages. I even agree with most of it and think its wrong, sports and the olympics should be above or separated from politics
>5min of commercials
>"We'll be right back with live coverage"
>5min of commercials
>Our glorious leader talking
>5min of cemmercials
>etc
Im sorry but London is the worst one I've ever seen.
Snoop competing for Belize.
Wait, what? Has it started yet? I'm watching NBC and they're just showing Brazil and interviewing people. I'm on the right stream right?
>USA will unironically cut to ads when Russia & Iran come out
Kek came to post this
The actual sporting events were flawlessly organised, piss off mate.
IT STARTED FUCKING 45 MINUTES AGO, BUT THE GREEDY FUCKS AT NBC DELAYED IT FOR POLITICAL BS AND SUCH. IT IS NOW STARTING ON TV.
Other streams not from nbc are on country introduction with athletes
truly think they delay the broadcast so they can censor it tbqh
>all the former colonies, Commonwealth countries and British Overseas Territories
Get a nice fuzzy warm feeling lads
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30 SEC OF FOOTAGE FOR ANOTHER COMMERCIAL
THEY DID IT AGAIN THE MADMEN
Just like handegg then.
It started 72 minutes ago mate
Tip my fedora t b h
>Canada
>a fucking midget
>mfw based socialism gave us ad free coverage of the Olympics
This is why I should have gotten a stream or proxy to watch on cbc or bbc. This is bs by these corporate jews.
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>russia
nah, they're going to show their pitiful team of scrawny slavs
gg euros can't even watch the goddamn olympics because greedy jews
keep posting lad
Cayman Islands is so comfy
Want to live there desu
Ya I got nothing guys
>that Cayman Islands bird
I'd move my assets into her secret deposit box if you know what I mean
>Cayman Islands
>Everyone is a tax dodger
>mfw based capitalis wins us the Olympics for the umpteenth time
you mean TV licences
CHINA STRONK
this songs some fifa street type shit
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Who Chairman /mao/ here?
Inb4 team USA has 1000+ athletes
thats a big girl
>meet a Chinese lass at my mate's housewarming party
>bring up the Tianamen Square Massacre within an hour
Why.png
When will Team Refugee appear?
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>Shaq representing Congo
Who dis?
I think before Br
>Cuck Islands
German Overseas Territory
Soon I hope because my olympicfu is /refugee/
lel
They already have, m8
kek
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No, those were different. Independents.
found my own bbc one stream
>special anti-zyka pants
pretty based for the lesser of 2 koreas
share pls