I work at McDonald's

I work at McDonald's.
Ask me anything

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? And why?

What's your blood type?

Do you work at McDonald's?

Why are you advertising that you're poor and uneducated?

Do you like macaroni?

Your favorite shampoo?

Where do you work?

not op but im working towards a degree in comp sci (uk)

>not op

Did I ask you ?

I got banned for posting this on a Facebook feminist page once.

Whoops, wrong thread

kek. delete your comment some more faggot

no shit

McDonald's

yup, I'm actually studying CGI and 3D sculpting

Pantene

What's your social security number and/or your credit card number. I would also like to ask for the code and expiration date of the said credit card...

Ever spit in somebodies food?

Why do you feel the need to advertise this on Sup Forums

Do you make your own monstrosity of a sandwich

I don't speak english.
Sorry!

Once I did put a pubic hair in an asshole's Big Mac

What's the easiest way to get free food?

McChicken with cheddar, crispy sauce and bacon

What made him an asshole?

Drunk client who always comes, yells, disturb other people and leaves only when we call police

Can I get a big mac and a medium fries with a coke?

That's pretty lame. Should've pissed in his drink. Or at least rubbed your cock on his food.

Post dick

What went wrong?

Sure, do you want to add some nuggets to complete your menu?

Next time I will do

Your mcdonalds sucks

Why?

If you weren't a degenerate where would you work?

Steve Jobs because it would be rad to meet a zombie

You're doing good work

greentext some funny shit that has happened on shift OP

stuff like rude customers, crackheads, whatever

Yes is this microphone on? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there- Oh hi yes I'd like a number two with no onions, extra pickles, no ketchup and that breakfast steak bagel sauce. You know the sauce I'm talking about right? Yeah, good. I'd also like fries with no salt and I'll have a coffee instead of a soda. Extra cream, 2 sugars and make it very light please or I'll have to send it back. And not too hot I might sue - haha just kidding, not really. Junior here wants a big mac but without the middle bun and with no big mac sauce and no lettuce, kind of like a quarter pounder but it's not. Not a meal but he'd like a small fries and a small soda with that. Also I have coupons for everything. Even one for the coffee, can I use that with the meal or should I get it separately like juniors meal? Oh and please don't make me pull up the front rail and wait I pay good money here just like that long line of customers behind me.

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>3am
>only me and a girl manager
>wild guy appears at drive's window
>she goes to ask him what he needs
>he's face is covered with blood
>she faints
>i go to see what happens
>like 10/15 people having a huge street fight
one guy who got stabbed died that night, but he died in hospital

>OP here

Do McDonald's workers usually get fat after starting?

How often do you fast food fags spit in the food?

Other McDonald's worker here: yes, they make such shit wages that all they can afford is dollar menu shit.

Yes, you have a free meal every day, and a lot of people get obese because of that. I never got fat because I only eat salads

What's your favorite current job?

Film director

Not OP but former McDicks employee.

> Be me
> Be 17
> Be white sheltered child
> Working at McDonald's at summer job
> It's 8:30 on a Saturday, things start to slow down
> Cleanup and restock time
> Couple customers show up, but mostly stoners and idiots that do not know how a drive through works
> Night shift starts to roll in
> Mostly niggers, all decent folk
> They never clean properly though, place is in constant disarray
> Also dirty as fuck
> The only thing that ABSOLUTLY has to get clean is the fry oil
> Only persons who know how to clean it are the janitors and the GM's
> Janitor walks in through the back entrance
> Manager starts screaming
> "SHIT NOT AGAIN!"
> Look back from front drive through window
> Janitor has a handle of Jack Daniels
> Janitor walks into break room
> DisGonaBeGood.jpg
> Manager Kyle runs back
> I abandon post to watch the struggle
> Kyle screams at janitor, appearently this is not his first offense
> Janitor just stares at Kyle as he screams
> Kyle ends rant and walks out
> Janitor stands up and gets his handle off the desk
> Janitor takes off pants
> JANITOR PISSES ON THE FLOOR
> Everyone starts to laugh, but then watch in horror as Kyle marches back
> Janitor pulls up pants, walks to the fry machine and changes the oil
> Kyle furiously mops piss
> mfw

boobs?

I have more if anyone wants

I work in german mc Donald

story is nice but you need to work on your storytelling skills fam

Wtf
>not op
But here's some info about what I'm working on that's not even a job and no one even asked me

That's like going to an I work at Verizon ask me anything thread and some random person commenting out of the blue saying "I'm not op and I don't work at Verizon or anything similar but I'm in school studying lesbian dance theory"

Gtfo of here nigga with that shit

I work at a insurance company, ask me anything

That wasn't a yes or no question..... It was a why and give a relevant explanation

GUYS PLEASE, is it just me that noticed his skin colour.

>come on now fellas, this there boy is a nigger

im 22 y/o unemployed fuck.. thinking of applying, what should i know? what nasty shit do you have to do?

Because I'm free to do the fuck I want

Team working, be fast and reactive

Who cleans the toilets? is the job alternating from all posts or do people have assigned posts? (cashier -> preparing meals -> cleaning the toilets)

We have a company that cleans everything everyday. The job is alternating, but usually managers try to put you in your best postation.

okay go kill a man faggot and see how free you really are. God you must be a rebel teen who hates society right?

And you gotta be a 30 years old virging fatass frustrated with life, right?

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How the fuck do cashiers work?