>wake up
>go out to pool
>see this
>wut do
Wake up
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>mfw OP likes nugget porn
Ask her when santa will come
Kick that shit into the water and wait for it to fucking drown
7/10 would fuck
throw it in the deep end
use her as a pillow
would fuck
Whatever, just don't cum inside her.
>Panic
>Run inside, grab AR
>think the whole time, what the fuck when did I get a pool?
>Mag dump into the trasspasser, should have minded the signs
>Enjoy swimming in my new pool
>Call cops so they can get rid of the body and then call a construction company or something so I can be sure my new pool didn't affect the stability of my home
>Throw a pool party
sauce?
>implying you would hit that shit raw dog and bail
if she just lopped off those fucking waddlers she'd be fuckable
shooped
Lacy Green I think.
Throw her in the deep end for keks.
>eminem
throw up
nice tits, would bang
> kick it in the face
> run away
> scream "Deeeeeemon!!!" while you do
God bless her
>Pick her up
>take her to my room.
>Fuck and fill every hole on her.
>Probably repeat
i would fuck her doggystyle 7/10
Ask her if she knows who performed an overnight pool install in my yard and if I am going to be billed for it.
Nice titties and stomach. Cute face. Shame about those "feet" which look like they would get in way for missionary
cum in all her holes
>in way for missionary
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking pig.
Walk out side, take a double take.. Then..
>Dear diary, Jackpot!
At least she wouldn't give them bj's with too much hand
I think her flippers are cute.
Are you the chick from op webm if not stfu
Stare like anyone would, wait for eyecontact, smile back at her, quietly leave the pool as I'm feeling bad deep inside and slightly nauseous, go back home and be unable to fap for 2 days.
still not asking for it
You're the one talking about fucking in missionary, you disgusting piece of shit.
>run
Ask if she needs a hand
We got a pool and a pond... the pond would be good for you.
Land Dolphin. Anyway she still has tits ass and pussy so it's the ultimate sex toy.
I mean, you could do anything to her, so I'd probably go wild and anal the shit out of her. Yes, I'd fuck that nugget.
Yeah I love missionary because I want the bitch I'm fucking to have to look at me so her mind can't wander and pretend I'm not the horrid beast I am
Mah nigga
I got no shame, id hit it.
Ask her if she wants to be fucked. If she says "yes", throw her in the pool.
Push it into the pool and watch it drown.
> no arms or legs
> still has slutty tattoo
I'm beyond words
Where can I order this model of Fleshlight?
Go and evacuate on her head as a she's unable to run away.
Who's shaving her (perfect) pussy for her?
Get condoms. She has a mouth, tits and a pussy. Whats the problem?
It's a shop you fucking retard, that's Felicia clover
That 360° looks painful but shows a pretty decent ass
Lol
only a two bagger for her legs. would still hit
>be trump
>step out of my helicopter with ivanka
>see this shit
>buy her neurally connected arms and legs complete with vibrator fingers and synthetic flesh
>give her 10k and a condo on a beach in california
>turns out she had a masters degree in busniess
>give her a sector trump inc
>when ivanka dies, shes first in line to hop aboard my long hard trump train
>fade to black
or you know, fuck her and what not
Hello, customer support? Hi, I ordered a full doll but only got the torso. I'd like a replacement please.
God, it's like a 3in1 fleshlight that complains!
This is god telling you to be a fleshlight.
put her elf foot up my ass
Give her a little push.
She has a round asses
Tell her what a wonderful, lovely surprise it is to find her there.
>Tell her how beautiful she is!
>Admire her exquisite bathing suit (while openly oggling her luscious boobs.
>Spend the rest of the day enjoying delicious nugget fuck.
>Profit!
I'd find her more attractive if she amputated from the knee down. I can handle stubs, but trying to fuck her between those feet? Impossible.
I feel sorry for her , she seems to have a great attitude for being dealt a pretty shiity hand in life
>would love and cuddle/10
Seriously though...
How can you NOT love dat ass?
she's 30% ass
Get the skateboard
"shes 30% ass" lol
Not gonna lie I would totally get some dome from that little nature mistake
I would fuck her...but only once or twice. I'm a big fan of handjobs, so......
The spin tho
...
SANTA MARIA!
MY FLESHLIGHT HAS BEEN GIVEN THE GIFT OF LIFE!!!
...
Ditto. I'd mouth-fuck flipper.
Is it healthy for her stumps to be dragged on the ground like that? That looks like it would be really bad for her skin, and her knee joints too.
To answer OP's question though, I'd toss in the water and put the pool cover on. Not because her body is a flesh potato, but because she would be intruding on my property and privacy.
summerfag detected
She'd get callouses. No big deal.
Felicia Clover. She has all of her limbs. Sorry nugget fags.
I'd put salt on it to see if she'd melt..
Kick it in the deep end.
Fine with me
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this webm and think "well... Things could be worse, At least I'm not half penguin.'
Laugh.
> dealt a shitty hand
no shit
Fuck it in the ass and then drown it.
Must be hard to wear high heels and slip on banana peels
Nice games man. Love me some Jak and Ratchet
Ask her for a dance.
wonder if i slip out while fucking her how the hell she'll stick it back in.
trying so hard not to die of laughter
Put silly pointy hats on her stumps
>Sorry nugget fags.
Neutralize the threat.
Pick here up and play some FOOTBALL
Kek
>Underrated post
"You incomplete me."
...
she prolly gives amazing blow jobs... you just pick her head up yourself wow