Opening Ceremony: Maracanã Stadium, Rio de Janeiro City
20h (UTC-3) 23°C - Clear sky.
OFFICIAL /rio/ Openning 2016 - 04/08 Friday Thread #3
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why the fuck is there no sticky?
Stream?
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the broadcast doesn't start for like 4 hours in america so that's when mods will make a sticky
who the fuck cares about the olympics
American mods don't know it's happening because it's not on TV.
stream pls
>tfw my local KFC doesn't do the Rio Bites
FML, that useless shithole doesn't even have Krushems or cookies.
wow full stadium lads
kek
YES TO POL
THREAD SONG?
rtp play
Xth for lots of alcohol
chrome + hola extension + cbc.ca
You can only reply to this post if you're part of the greatest country on Earth.
Will Rio Opening Ceremony be bombed?
Only watching it to see it possibly be bombed.
I NEED to BREED Auroth.
terrorist attack when
>Globo showing an ad for a movie about a paralyzed woman
what would you do to her?
How is Olympic coverage in your country lads? For London 2012 the bbc coverage was GOAT
fucking americans stealing our women
Marta arriving
>our female version of Pelé
How much do you like your flag bearer?
Mine could beat up yours
shittest player in the world
Stop being a fat fuck and go lift or run, or something. You pathetic cunt.
Hello old chap.
why the fuck is there no sticky?
Scotsman checking in
I'm almost finishing up my bachelor's degree in mathematics so I'd say I'm doing just fine thank you. In fact I'd say I'm far ahead of him in life. Last time I checked it's 2016, not 1016 and being able to swim is utterly irrelevant. This is the age of intelligence, not the age of athleticism. Athletes who used to be the providers of the human race have now been reduced to mere circus apes performing for us who have the brains to do something that pays us enough to give them our scraps. Who cares how far you can run, jump, swim or throw when what really brings in the money, success and power is being able to solve complex algorithms and equations?
>hola
>literally giving them your bandwidth for botnets
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soon
yo
>rio 2016 throw pillow
Give me a break, BBC
bong-in
Lads im on Skybet right now, who should I put £100 on for the outright winner in gold? China or USA?
SEND YOUR POWERS TO KEK
WE NEED TO MEME A HAPPENING
decent, though i wish I could easily pop out the players
>cucked scotsman holding the GB flag high and proud
AHAHAHAHA
>MUH INDEPENDENCE
Katy Perry is expected to sing "Rise" as the Olympic main theme tonight
He will fall this time, just you wait.
ree etc
I'd let her swim in a pool of my semen.
This is a GREAT image. Mind if I save it?
>You can only reply to this post if you're part of the greatest country on Earth.
Done
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What are some good sports to meme on?
We can't afford a better one.
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because the neck was fat
ours would run him down no probs
ISIS WILL BOMB THE STATUE OF CHRIST
EVERYONE WILL BE MAD AND NEXT CRUSADE WILL HAPPEN TO REMOVE KEBAB
CHECK THESE DIGITS
Nice blog post
Fall on his opponent, yes
3 mins left
USA. Expect China to lose a few golds because they're cheats.
aaah Sweden, lovely place.
MODS STICKY PLS
COME ON TEAM GB!
>muh environment
>muh trannies
>muh samba
Holy fuck the German TV broadcast is quiet as shit
>france
>black flag bearer
will the refugee meme team become a permanent fixture?
Reminder
>Tfw your country only has one medal in all history.
Why the fuck would you use americ... oh right World Cup
Cant wait too see these things popping up around here thank you favelamonkeys
should i start drinking now lads or wait
Stay cucked Pablo.
...forgot pic
she's so fucking cute desu
shut up nerd.
>murrikan "artists" shitting up our ceremony
Why is this allowed?
>refugee olympic team
is this actual refugee or '''''''''''''''''''''''''''refugee'''''''''''''''''''''?
Gordon Ramsay is a joke, BTFO by James May never forget.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hope she is not the one to light the torch. Fuck this meme sport, give it to Guga.
Thanks I need to print that one.
dubs have confirmed
Why so many empty seats? Is there a fire drill?
GB Flag Bearer 2012: Chris Hoy
GB Flag Bearer 2016: Andy Murray
How can English """athletes""" even compete?
>CBC brings up that Rio is a shithole
thanks we know already
Luis Scola, argentinian basketball legend arriving right now
>keep the thread /comfy/
Shit bingo
>KEKNADA
I hope they don't fuck it up with politics.
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES
FUKKEN SAVED AHAHA
Just reminding you all that tonight, your country's name is "ESTADOS UNIDOS DA AMÉRICA" and thus, will enter in the "E" section of the parade.
Here I am
more inclusive :)
>brazil's opening ceremony will cost 20 times less than China's
da hell?
literal actual refugees so brownie points for that
and she was not born here