Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

run away because you're a scared child who doesnt fully understand the concept of a female body.

why did you post this? what was going through your mind leading up to this? im genuinely curious?

Ask her if she has a cute teen daughter

say, "If you touched my shit you die".

I enjoy reading people's responses. Sometimes people produce funny shit.

>Wake up
>Consider suicide
The usual.

I would ask her how much her boobs cost and whether or not she thinks they will save her failing career

That's stupid.

"H-hey..."

bitches think they can get away with anything, cuz they have a vagina.
>tie down
>call cops
>report breaking and entering

First post that honestly made me laugh all day. Thank you stranger.

why though?

>be really confused

what seems to be confusing you user?

*unsheathes dick*
heh nothing personnel kiddo

there is no logical reason to see that in my bedroom. so logically something very weird, illogical and confusing is happening.

Ask what her name is (seriously tho, help)

planning to fap to her aren't you?

Shoot the bitch.
If I didnt let her in, shes trespassing. 2 tits and a cunt doesnt make a robber/murderer safe in my book.

hahahahah yeah right! What kind of a murderer/robber operates naked? The thought wouldn't even cross your mind, and the tits and cunt would distract you enough for her to do whatever she intended to in the first place.

>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?
>her reply and reason dictates what I do next

go away because by it's posture and facial features I can say it's hiding a penis

Common MO on virgin faggots like you in many countries.
You write as you never saw a naked woman in your life.

If I want a cunt I go get one, free or rental.

A stranger in my house, still a stranger. Think what you wanna, faggot.

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Play jenga
Bitches love to play jenga

Same. Asexual and diagnosed with OCD.

Well, this is Sup Forums. I'll start by insulting her over some flaw in her body that only I can see, then I'll show her my fluffy folder, and when she runs out of the house, I'll go back to my basement and cry. While crying, I'll get on Sup Forums and tell everyone about how I fucked some bitch with my ten inch supercock. I'll follow that with posts about how great racism is, how awesome Donald Trump is, and probably then go spiderman up a dozen threads, to feel better about myself by making others frustrated.

Mr. Spock, is that you?

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are you afraid of she lefting some pussy juice in your stuff?

Yup. Thay's totally what I was afraid of.

>"You're not going to like this part"
>pull out duck tape and eggs

I figured I'd get something like that.

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assume it's a trap and kill it?

You hate traps that much?

Wow, someone put a Playboy a watermark on my bedroom wall.
How charming.

Gtfo hoe I ain't cheatin over that shit

As if anyone on Sup Forums has a gf.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa
Keep dreaming
Some of us use/b/ on the phone, to pass time, instead of having our lives pathetically circulating around it.

Also relationship help threads, you'd be surprised, I've actually found some/b/fags that have actually helped me with shit

I was actually kidding. Believe it or not, I actually got very lucky and ended up getting a gf despite being a total loser.

Haha, that is so me three years ago tho so I feel u

Dude, this is Sup Forums. how else can I say something edgy and cool?

>"edgy and cool "
>cool
>>>cringe level is off the charts

do a 180 and walk backwards

Go to your room, you know what you did.

Yeah, I was going for super-cringey, instead of sarcastic about the shit we see here every day. but thanks for being a twat about it.

>twat
>>>the minute you know they are just plain cringey

you dun bin troll'd, man. Do I need to post the face too?

idiot.

Fascinating...

10/10 honest

> (You)
Thanks... for fun, I'm also
(You)

>shout allahu Akbar
>Ohshitciaiswatxhing.png
>Explode like a virigin inside a pornstar
>RIP me and the slut
>The End

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Rocco Siffredi is watching