OFFICIAL /rio/ Openning 2016 - 04/08 Friday Thread #4

streamcasts: Opening Ceremony: Maracanã Stadium, Rio de Janeiro City
20h (UTC-3) 23°C - Clear sky.
38 world leaders attended the opening of the Games in Maracanã

Ok this is on some new shit

>You can fuck a 16/17 year old
>Watching them get fucked is illegal MUH 16/17 YEAR OLD CHILDREN

Brazilians on suicide watch.

first

PLASTIC CRABS

tokyo opening ceromony when lads

GIANT ENEMY CRABS.

what a beautiful night

ALLAH AKBAR

Copy catting China

oh shit negro

third for dirty bomb

BRAZIL PROVES EVOLUTION
IN YOUR FACE AMERIBURGERS

This thread will go so fast no one will know I am a bear

These ceremonies are such shit. What the fuck is this junglenigger shit.

SNIBBETY SNAB :DDD

whagwarn

we're in here
we're in here
we're in here
we're in here
we're in here

>BRAZIL

its the monster from Wild Wild West lmao brasiuuu

JESUS CHRIST

>you can fuck anyone you like at 16/17
>you can't buy porn
real fuckin neato

ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

"""REALISTIC"" HISTORY OF BRAZIL


HERE IS A GIANT ENEMY CRAB

>bbc stream is garbage
>switch to cbc
>max bitrate of 400 kbps

Good god. What is wrong with you people?

CRAB PEOPLE

>Coalburning slag
>That is unironically what BBC considers as the pride of Britain

Why Britain did this 4 years ago?

What kind of fuckery is this?
This is boring as fuck
Guess I'm going to bed early tonight

Creationists BTFO

Is this suppose to be the zika virus?

comfy af

Low budget as fuck

>giant zika

Why are they promoting evolution when the majority of brazil believes in god?

my sides

they are explaing the water

BIG


GUYS

>we

this one is stickied

GRAB A OLYMPIC BINGO PLATE!

Or make your own

ZIKA VIRUS SPREADING ON STADIUM FLOOR

So that's how brazil came to be.
>Green stringy cancer.

Fuck off, cunt. These threads are the main ones.

no were not

>commercials

CANADA WHAT THE FUCK

2deep4u

>CBC cuts to commercial

even they know this is shit

>London 2012 was four years ago

HERE COME THE BRAZILIANS

>commercials

literally what the fuck

Oh shit an orgy

¨fuck this is so boring bring out the bundas already

this is fucking awful
based Beijing will never be topped

something has to pay for our weed

el braziliANOs

What the fuck is this, CBC cutting to commercial

ofcourse there's asses

MUH INDIGENOUS PEOPLE

This is pretty shit

Fuckoff CBC

>dumb gringos can't appreciate this low-key subtle masterpiece

UGA BOOGA UGA BOOGA UGA BOOGA

Unironically better than London.

>jungle niggers

OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE BUNDAS AT

Bundas bundas bundas!!!

>BBC
>no commercials

Feels quite good man

HOW ABOUT SOME STICKY, JANITORS?

mtoprfndopravc

>mfw Americunts laugh about our TV licence
Who's laughing now?

WHERE IS THE TRADITIONAL OLYMPIC LOLI?

WEEWWWWWWW LAAAAAAADD

>not being inspired by Tania Bambi's Olympic journey.

Thanks RBC!

OOOOOOOGA BOOOOOOOGA BIX NOOOOOOD AYYYOOOO HOL UP WE WUZ SUM FINNA BRITISH N SHEEEEEEIT

This is the worse shit I've ever seen. Sorry for live in this country.

Am I watching Malick's new film?

STOP THIS
YOU MAKE ME ZIKA

BLOOD FOR BHAAL

Is Tsuuuuu going to come in as a colonist

Really makes you think.

OOGA BOOGA

>sepultura not playing in the opening
fuck off brazil

nice hut

IS THAT KINO?

Hnnnnnnnng

OMG THEY HAD TRIBES PEOPLE

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>honouring natives

fucking retarded, I when our country does that and Brazils natives are infinitely worse

So is 90% of this going to rely around projecting shit, because that's boring.

I'm sorry that you live in that zika ridden shithole.

WHAT HAPPENED?

i just shutted down the TV

IMPERIALIST WHITE DEVILS

...

here come the evil europeans lmao

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

why are y'all complaining

this is pretty neat

>Le evil colonizers coming.

Pretty based desu

tsuuuuu is coming

>portuguese colonization

Brazil never had a chance

kino