Ask an actual Alien anything

Ask an actual Alien anything.

We have been amongst your species for thousands of years. We are an observatory race and are equally impressed and appalled by your species active growth as a people.

I cannot disclose to much but I can tell you that I am a relatively young being of my people. Integrated into your culture around the turn of the 20th century.

roleplaying faggot, go die

This is the reason that your governing people won't disclose our existence.

>I cannot disclose to much
>cannot disclose to much
>disclose to much
>to much
>to

End yourself, you basement dwelling retard.

A hundred fucking years and your spelling is still shit. I'm thinking you're probably not too observant - or should I say, your not to observant.

>being this much of a loner

Kill yourself you space nigger

How many governments around the world know of your existence?

Fuck off space nigger

Most first world nations. Except Japan

Fuck those guys.

Fuck off space niggers were full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.

You know we see your memes too right?

You got tv on the moon?

Why the fuck are you showing an image of an eclipse?

Real Alien here. We don't care about any of you fuckers. We are just here to goof around, or did you think we have some kind of federation bullshit. lmao.

>Just Mork and Mindy ironically

>Ask an actual Alien anything.

How worried are you about Trump building a wall and deporting you?

/thread

Thats shitty. You guys dont get satellite? Like dish or some shit.

>We got a low-key race brah, back off yo, we can like eclipse' n, shit.

can i get some immortality and forever youth?

The satellites are all pointed towards earth, all we get is weakass spillover from the far side

You all wanna why Sup Forums is no fun anymore? It's these types of posters right here.

lol no.

>Top brass alien leaders don't really let us watch much. We got corruption too

ah nostalgia keks.

>you cool?

Do you prefer human or alien dicks to blow?

Dont worry youre not missing much. Im guessing you space nigs dont get hbo or anything and arent watching game of thrones.

Can you please just crash an asteroid into us or something? We're awful animals and need to die.

>female penis.

Wut. We can pick up earth signals just fine from our orbit around Saturn. Where did you buy your tech? from Melikans? lol

Are there other alien races who interfered with human history?
If so, did the abrahamitic religions derive from those beings?

lel what?

Game of thrones make no damn sense. No space not shit

idk what kinda Sup Forums you were on but it's always been like this.

What do you do for fun? Stick shit up our asses or is that just a myth?

So hyenas? How you ship them to the moon though?

What do you think of these two?

Why are you so gay?

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Ayy lmao ayy lmao ayylmao, ayy lmao ayy lmao ayy lmao ayylmaoing ayy lmaoayy?

Yea i can agree with that. How about that queen margery though?

>It was more like a bunch of us showed up one day and kinda just divided up people into different areas. Think of the pyramids as less spiritual houses of worship and more giant dick measuring competitions. Everyone had to have some fucking giant monument in those days

>shit golden brah

did y'all really crash a ship in roswell?

>Legit Martians actually... and you think the middle east is bad.

Where is your home planet and could you describe some of the lifeforms there?

You used the wrong version of "to" jackass. Nice fucking try shitlord.

Mah nigga. That ass though.

I think an alien who knows the english language would know where to use too and to, nigger.

spacemen rper BTFO

>Wasn't us, was another alien species... equivalent to Asian drivers

OP why did you take the time to tell this lie, I mean seriously, why would a being more advanced than a human ever choose to post on this website of all places

Is fast than light speed travel possible? Is there in fact a quantum mechanism behind all physics, as Einstein predicted in the 1910s? Does that then follow that free will is an illusion?

>not fluent in human language
>uses to wrong
Calm down grammar nazi

space tits or GTFO

I'm an alien not a God, back off Shakespeare

ai caralho

niggers are the worst drivers on earth

This right here.
I remember a time where making fun of something was actually interestlingly and humorously written.
A time where people didnt just post for the memes, in a disgustingly unoriginal manner.

Back then we had summer
And even though we have summer now, you know quite well that on Sup Forums now, it is summer all year.

Yo whats alien sex like? Your alien women got big ol titties or what?

Whats your favorite porn category

>and are equally impressed and appalled by your species active growth as a people
You're not the only one

KEK

pls OP

bump

Yea i actually want to see some space tits.

Do your "spaceships" use zero point to travel or is there another way?

KEK your mother

It's like a shape-shifting thing
Your junk just kinda morphs into whatever you feel like man.

Human sex is super tight though, like why do you think we stuck around

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Ayy hell yeah, yall my niggas

Are you attractive ?
Wanna have our sexual organs interact?
If not do you have a friend who does?
Is she into fractals or should bring the full spectrum.

>It is but it involves an entirely new understanding of physics. Free will for us is almost infinite. We just like you guys. It's why we stick around

Ya'll got charm

>being this lonely

Xavianne

Half the size larger than Earth.

We have large meat eating plants. They use leftover meat to lure more animals into their "mouths" they grow to be 4 feet tall and have sharp pin like thorns that inject a residue that paralyses most creatures. they appear flat with four large "leaves" spread out like a cross. If you walk in them you are fucked.

>Sup Forums

kill yourself

Idk that shape-shifting shit sounds pretty nice dude.

No. But you can bend the rules.

what a shit response OP. You could have at least pretended you knew a single something about physics.

Why is it that shape though?
Is it supposed to give us any insight into something, or did they have any other technological/structural functionality?
Or is it just an intergalactic culture thing where this shape kinda styled its way up to popularity?
Could it be that in the end, it actually is merely a big ass symbol?

We been around the block.

I once seen two things that fucked like burning pinecones.

Go back to your own country

u fuckin mexican

No

Nigga I ain't got time for your physics. Nigga we use phLysics

I'm just saying, you'll get there brah

>We like to fuck....

You got like gel women that can like fuck and shit? Or is that just another weeaboo thing?

I'm not OP but, yes, theoretically faster than light is semi possible. You wouldn't actually be moving at all, but instead bending time and space around. Compressing it in front of you and then expanding it behind you. In doing that, essentially you bend time and slow it down thus allowing you to travel very far in what seems a short amount of time.

The math is really fucked, but the concept is rather simple. In fact, they even touched on this on an episode of Futurama.

No gel woman, but I once saw a frylen hooker on a space station

She was made of pudding...

I dunno, it's a big universe

*too

fold a piece of paper with out creasing it.
shove a pencil through both sides
its that simple

OP is a fag

What's your personal opinion of No Mans Sky?

Shit's pretty accurate. Could be more populated with races though. Space ain't nearly that empty

Procentually estimated, how many advanced alien species are there in this galaxy which have a humanoid figure?
Or in the realm in which you have contact to (should it be a small part of this galaxy).

Kek anyone got the screenshot

Pretty much.

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You'd be surprised at how "humanoid" a lot of races are, equally so for how many that aren't bipedal walking creatures

Gotta say millions of intelligent species out there