We have been amongst your species for thousands of years. We are an observatory race and are equally impressed and appalled by your species active growth as a people.
I cannot disclose to much but I can tell you that I am a relatively young being of my people. Integrated into your culture around the turn of the 20th century.
Easton Gonzalez
roleplaying faggot, go die
Kayden Myers
This is the reason that your governing people won't disclose our existence.
Colton Thomas
>I cannot disclose to much >cannot disclose to much >disclose to much >to much >to
End yourself, you basement dwelling retard.
Nicholas Smith
A hundred fucking years and your spelling is still shit. I'm thinking you're probably not too observant - or should I say, your not to observant.
Connor Allen
>being this much of a loner
Jack Hernandez
Kill yourself you space nigger
Christian Morris
How many governments around the world know of your existence?
Brody Gray
Fuck off space nigger
Blake Evans
Most first world nations. Except Japan
Fuck those guys.
Caleb Allen
Fuck off space niggers were full. You can crash on the moon if you want.
Carter Ward
You know we see your memes too right?
Zachary Richardson
You got tv on the moon?
Elijah Torres
Why the fuck are you showing an image of an eclipse?
Real Alien here. We don't care about any of you fuckers. We are just here to goof around, or did you think we have some kind of federation bullshit. lmao.
Nolan Perez
>Just Mork and Mindy ironically
Benjamin Bailey
>Ask an actual Alien anything.
How worried are you about Trump building a wall and deporting you?
Chase Stewart
/thread
Hudson Wilson
Thats shitty. You guys dont get satellite? Like dish or some shit.
Jaxson Rivera
>We got a low-key race brah, back off yo, we can like eclipse' n, shit.
James Cooper
can i get some immortality and forever youth?
Robert Morgan
The satellites are all pointed towards earth, all we get is weakass spillover from the far side
Evan Russell
You all wanna why Sup Forums is no fun anymore? It's these types of posters right here.
Noah Allen
lol no.
Carson Martin
>Top brass alien leaders don't really let us watch much. We got corruption too
Jonathan Morales
ah nostalgia keks.
Nathaniel Nelson
>you cool?
Cooper Hill
Do you prefer human or alien dicks to blow?
Evan Flores
Dont worry youre not missing much. Im guessing you space nigs dont get hbo or anything and arent watching game of thrones.
Christian Mitchell
Can you please just crash an asteroid into us or something? We're awful animals and need to die.
Ayden Turner
>female penis.
Owen Howard
Wut. We can pick up earth signals just fine from our orbit around Saturn. Where did you buy your tech? from Melikans? lol
Nathan Moore
Are there other alien races who interfered with human history? If so, did the abrahamitic religions derive from those beings?
Justin Adams
lel what?
Brayden Sanders
Game of thrones make no damn sense. No space not shit
Nolan Howard
idk what kinda Sup Forums you were on but it's always been like this.
Austin Cooper
What do you do for fun? Stick shit up our asses or is that just a myth?
Yea i can agree with that. How about that queen margery though?
Thomas Hall
>It was more like a bunch of us showed up one day and kinda just divided up people into different areas. Think of the pyramids as less spiritual houses of worship and more giant dick measuring competitions. Everyone had to have some fucking giant monument in those days
Ethan Martinez
>shit golden brah
Parker Young
did y'all really crash a ship in roswell?
Adam Lewis
>Legit Martians actually... and you think the middle east is bad.
Dominic Kelly
Where is your home planet and could you describe some of the lifeforms there?
Asher Long
You used the wrong version of "to" jackass. Nice fucking try shitlord.
David Morris
Mah nigga. That ass though.
Landon Hill
I think an alien who knows the english language would know where to use too and to, nigger.
Alexander Diaz
spacemen rper BTFO
Samuel Smith
>Wasn't us, was another alien species... equivalent to Asian drivers
Austin Morales
OP why did you take the time to tell this lie, I mean seriously, why would a being more advanced than a human ever choose to post on this website of all places
Lincoln Lewis
Is fast than light speed travel possible? Is there in fact a quantum mechanism behind all physics, as Einstein predicted in the 1910s? Does that then follow that free will is an illusion?
Leo Walker
>not fluent in human language >uses to wrong Calm down grammar nazi
Andrew Baker
space tits or GTFO
Ryder Flores
I'm an alien not a God, back off Shakespeare
Gabriel Miller
ai caralho
Alexander Robinson
niggers are the worst drivers on earth
Xavier Murphy
This right here. I remember a time where making fun of something was actually interestlingly and humorously written. A time where people didnt just post for the memes, in a disgustingly unoriginal manner.
Back then we had summer And even though we have summer now, you know quite well that on Sup Forums now, it is summer all year.
Benjamin Garcia
Yo whats alien sex like? Your alien women got big ol titties or what?
John Wilson
Whats your favorite porn category
Ryder Morgan
>and are equally impressed and appalled by your species active growth as a people You're not the only one
Nathaniel Cruz
KEK
Nicholas Turner
pls OP
Jordan Sullivan
bump
Christopher Robinson
Yea i actually want to see some space tits.
Josiah Wood
Do your "spaceships" use zero point to travel or is there another way?
Kayden James
KEK your mother
Samuel Gomez
It's like a shape-shifting thing Your junk just kinda morphs into whatever you feel like man.
Human sex is super tight though, like why do you think we stuck around
Julian Jones
...
Ayden Allen
Ayy hell yeah, yall my niggas
Brandon Hill
Are you attractive ? Wanna have our sexual organs interact? If not do you have a friend who does? Is she into fractals or should bring the full spectrum.
Sebastian Price
>It is but it involves an entirely new understanding of physics. Free will for us is almost infinite. We just like you guys. It's why we stick around
Ya'll got charm
Christopher Rodriguez
>being this lonely
Leo Peterson
Xavianne
Half the size larger than Earth.
We have large meat eating plants. They use leftover meat to lure more animals into their "mouths" they grow to be 4 feet tall and have sharp pin like thorns that inject a residue that paralyses most creatures. they appear flat with four large "leaves" spread out like a cross. If you walk in them you are fucked.
Jordan Ortiz
>Sup Forums
kill yourself
Matthew Foster
Idk that shape-shifting shit sounds pretty nice dude.
Thomas Green
No. But you can bend the rules.
Adam King
what a shit response OP. You could have at least pretended you knew a single something about physics.
Nicholas Brown
Why is it that shape though? Is it supposed to give us any insight into something, or did they have any other technological/structural functionality? Or is it just an intergalactic culture thing where this shape kinda styled its way up to popularity? Could it be that in the end, it actually is merely a big ass symbol?
Owen Perez
We been around the block.
I once seen two things that fucked like burning pinecones.
Gavin Evans
Go back to your own country
Daniel Ramirez
u fuckin mexican
Jacob Morris
No
Sebastian Richardson
Nigga I ain't got time for your physics. Nigga we use phLysics
I'm just saying, you'll get there brah
Mason Torres
>We like to fuck....
Jordan Butler
You got like gel women that can like fuck and shit? Or is that just another weeaboo thing?
Xavier Rogers
I'm not OP but, yes, theoretically faster than light is semi possible. You wouldn't actually be moving at all, but instead bending time and space around. Compressing it in front of you and then expanding it behind you. In doing that, essentially you bend time and slow it down thus allowing you to travel very far in what seems a short amount of time.
The math is really fucked, but the concept is rather simple. In fact, they even touched on this on an episode of Futurama.
John Perez
No gel woman, but I once saw a frylen hooker on a space station
She was made of pudding...
I dunno, it's a big universe
Nathan Brooks
*too
Liam Nelson
fold a piece of paper with out creasing it. shove a pencil through both sides its that simple
Jose Jackson
OP is a fag
Jonathan Baker
What's your personal opinion of No Mans Sky?
Tyler Allen
Shit's pretty accurate. Could be more populated with races though. Space ain't nearly that empty
Michael Watson
Procentually estimated, how many advanced alien species are there in this galaxy which have a humanoid figure? Or in the realm in which you have contact to (should it be a small part of this galaxy).
Luke Hughes
Kek anyone got the screenshot
Nicholas Peterson
Pretty much.
Asher Thompson
...
Andrew Lee
You'd be surprised at how "humanoid" a lot of races are, equally so for how many that aren't bipedal walking creatures
Gotta say millions of intelligent species out there