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RIGHTFUL

Updated Power Rankings:

God Tier:
Stannis
Jorah
Hodor
CIA
Tormund
Night's King
Bronn

Good Tier:
Jon Snow (Revived)
Theon
Sneks (out of sight as they should be)
CIA
LEAF
Varys

Okay Tier:
Arya
Sansa
Cercei
Yara
Bran

Bad Tier:
Waif
3ER
Dany
Meera
Jamie (literally might as well not exist anymore)

Meme Tier:
Ramsay
Pycell
Tyrion
Euron
Robert Baratheon (fake)

I just came in to a lot of free time, should I pick up the books?

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How was it, lads?

She's a cute
CUTE!

KINVARA
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WHO IS LETO GOING TO PLAY

A FUCKING SHISHKEBAB

That Euron was fucking shit

So cute

No, don't let yourself get cucked by a fat fuck who'll never finish the books and don't put money towards his next meal.

>You will never have a blue eyed Jewess :(

pornstar doppleganger WHERE?

No they're shit

You'll be bored as fuck because you already know everything that happens, and then when you start AFFC and ADWD you'll want to kill yourself because absolutely nothing fucking happens in them. Don't waste your money.

WYLLIS CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR

>tfw she will never fuck you in the arse with a big strap-on with her hairy arms and curly teasure trail

Jon Connington

What the fuck is with CIA's accent anyway? Every scene he talks in an entirely different way. The weird falsetto he had going on this time sounded ridiculous.

When will the showfags get out?
I want this place to be slow again.

>Jon mentioned the Manderlys this episode

Oh God please don't fuck them up Dungeons and Dragons like you did with the Umbers. I wonder if Jon will send Davos to meet with them.

cold handserello

I WANT MORE RED CHINK PRIESTESS

Rhaegar

rhaegar targaryan

I was a bit baffled that medievil priestesses wear pink lipstick, but hey, I guess it could be crushed beetlejuice or fire magic.

Guys I'm terrified of when Hodor comes back as a whitewalker. He's going to one on one Wun-Wun.

xth for Daario

showfags liked him.

She green-eyed

I wish this was real.

He can sing. He'd be a fine Rhaegar.

>ywn have a qt jewish gf

>Stannis
You mean the guy whose name you will never hear mentioned ever again?

That bitch was hideous. I can see why they didn't use her this season.

>You'll never see King Stannis dying peacefully on his deathbed, surrounded by loved ones
>You'll never see King Stannis telling Princess Shireen to be a fair and just queen
>You'll never see Queen Shireen on the Iron Throne, loved by nobles and smallfolks alike

He changes his accent according to the region he's in or the person he speaks to in order to subtly manipulate them

Supposed to be a big black man

ramsay recast

All red priestesses have amazing tits, goddamn

MAKE THE IRON ISLES GREAT AGAIN

BUILD FLEET

PYKE

>Theon
>not God Tier

I won't even question why they decided to cast that dude as Euron, but he should have an eyepatch at least?

No no no user the fat man had to have le ebin time travel master wizard kid and le evil ice monsters who are going to get burned down by le beauty queen with le ebin dragons.

He'll be back in 2 episodes
Yes we will, have faith. Our faith will be rewarded when he takes the iron throne back in the name of justice. Besides all the loved ones shit but he's got a hot ass witch

Mad King Aerys that Bran makes crazy

CIA is literally Steven Seagal of the GoT universe, isn't he?

Mad King
>SON'S GONNA FREAK

The white walkers are right behind the bran sled in the middle of Siberia . how the fuck can they escape without CIA s teleporter

don't worry lads glorious mace will save next episode

Speaking that way is more chaotic

Yeah, and why didn't Daario have a blue beard? Come on, DD.

If she doesn't show her tits and frequently as Melly we riot

Reek was god tier, now he's just a squirmy faggot with a great actor

cute

Hold true, fellow knight, we will ride with our king come the release of Winds of Winter. r-right?

We aren't getting Moqorro being a crazy fire nigger are we?

JUST FUCK MY SERIES UP

You mean benjen will

ayy lmao

Look at that fucking helm. Glorious!

where the fuck is Eurons crew? whre the fuck was the dragon horn?

also Hodor? hold the door? really?

Are there more showfags here than usual today...?

How do people even enjoy this fucking episode?

Stannis can't produce heirs for shit, which means he single handedly ended Baratheons line by killing Renly.
Shireen would marry some Chad from Reah and he'd become the king.

...

>God of Fire
>all his priestesses are smoking hot
it's like pottery

ayy lmao

Cold Benjen
>Tfw thanks to Bran, Hodor is now a wight

>implying Winds of Winter will come out in your lifetime

So the show version of the Night's King confirmed for completely different lore now.

Basically it's the plot to the film Prometheus (2012)

That's not comparable at all. Daario is a complete clusterfuck, but an eyepatch it's a very simple thing to add to Euron, probably even easier than adding that scar on his face everytime he has scenes

Hell I didn't even mention the blue lips

How do I achieve that tier of helm plume?

Daily reminder The Dany SJW team now has a strong woman who dont need no man, black ex-slave who can speak 1000 languages, a cuckold with stoneaids, 3 eunuchs, one boytoy, and now with yara a strong lesbian leader. She literally gets everything handed to her, dragons, armies, khalasars, cities you name it.

So with today's episode, kinslaying taboo is officially out the window, right?

She could've married one of Robert's bastards

Hopefully soon. Eurons just a meme at the moment.

>mfw
Now I know how the Stannisfags feel

From the first book;

>"I could tell you the story about Brandon the Builder," Old Nan said. "That was always your favorite."

>Thousands and thousands of years ago, Brandon the Builder had raised Winterfell, and some said the Wall. Bran knew the story, but it had never been his favorite. Maybe one of the other Brandons had liked that story. Sometimes Nan would talk to him as if he were her Brandon, the baby she had nursed all those years ago, and sometimes she confused him with his uncle Brandon, who was killed by the Mad King before Bran was even born. She had lived so long, Mother had told him once, that all the Brandon Starks had become one person in her head.

Brandon Stark has come unstuck in time.

So the old guy in the tree is just future Brann right ?
They're actually going to go with that cliche aren't they...

she the most ayy lmaoest of all ayy lmaos

Is your name Mace? If not, you aren't fucking worthy.

DUDE, HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF BRAN TOLD HIMSELF TO WARG INTO JAMIE SO HE COULD TELL HIMSELF THAT HE NEEDED TO TELL AERIS TO BRUN THEM

That scene was just both characters admitting how idiotic season 5 was.

The ironborn have always been niggers. This is not out of character for them and everyone else will continue thinking they are lawless animals.

place your bets lads

will ghost survive this season?

HUMANS = WHITE PEOPLE
CHILDREN OF THE FOREST = ASIANS
DORTHRAKI = MUSLIMS
WHITE WALKERS = ???

Wall NK =/= WW NK

The origin story will be the same in the books.

>every female character walks around emasculating men left and right

To make himself seem like a small guy

I just want Tyrion to have some red magic session now, nawmsayin?

>It is time for you to become me

I don't think that was meant to be taken literally

The old guy is Brynden rivers, he was around for like 100 years so no

Bran keeps fucking everything up.
And hes gonna fuck things up even further:
>Bran going back over the wall
>Bran is marked
>the walkers will be able to cross it too

I fully expected them to just let Euron die right there on the shore.

fuck them, why isnt the fat fuck doing something? they ruining his books

That's Kinvara's job now. She's Benerro as well it seems.

THE WHOLE FRANCHISE CRUMBLED DOWN INTO A CAPESHIT-TIER SCIFI IN A SINGLE EPISODE

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

He's a Targ bastard, Brynden Rivers

Why do people care about the damn wolves so much?

Not in the show, friendo.