You are suddenly stranded on a deserted island

You are suddenly stranded on a deserted island.

The only food you have is an unending supply of the last thing you ate.

How fucked are you?


>Pizza Hut pizza with sausage

Hot dogs with ketchup, mustard, and pickles with a glass of milk.

I'm probably going to die pretty fast. I dunno how good of a substitute for water milk is... I'll either die of dehydration of some kind or fat/sodium intake.

ravioli

There's plenty of water around the island. Just gotta figure out how to filter it...

pizza here too fam
Culinary Circle Thin Crust Pepperoni
pic relate
ima do just fine on this island fam

I guess the question is, how big is the island? If it's the size of fucking New Zealand with loads of raw materials then sure, a smart guy could probably figure out a way filter the water.

If it's the size of the one in OP's pic then the best you could really do is making a rain catcher with one of the palm leaves and hoping it rains.

ya you woudl actually die from malnutrition long before anything else. a complete lack of vital nutrients which keep your body alive

hot dogs are literally garbage. worse than garbage actually. you would literally get more nutrients eating your trash out of your trash can than you would eating a hot dog (unless of course you threw away a bunch of hot dogs)

jesus americans never crease to amaze me

>jesus americans never crease to amaze me
>never crease
>crease

>Americans are the stupid ones

>waffles
RIP no nutrition

Arby's roast beef and cheddar with mountain dew and a chocolate peanut butter shake. Fuck yeah

>fritos and beer.

I'm good.

does soylent count?

You'll litterally die in a week

Nachos

Captain Crunch, motherfucker. And I don't know if drinks count, but about 3 bottles of water

Meat lovers pizza from local place. So fucking sick of pizza. This would be hell.

Chick-fil-A sandwiches, chicken nuggets, and sweet tea. Fuck yeah

rotisserie chicken. I'll be fine.

inb4 nugger

>Salty ass Fritos to make you thirsty
>beer to dehydrate you

You're good man... You're good

I've been curious about soylent. Do you have it just once a day or are you using it for all meals?

Is it tasty?

How long have you been using it?

Nachos with Jack cheese and Carolina Reapers.
I'd have a hole in my stomach within 2 weeks.

Your grammar doesn't cease to amaze me. How you gonna bag on niggers when you can't even spell??

I ate some gogurt
I'll have an endless supply of stupid spongebob themed riddles

Homemade nachos to be exact, not some bullshit fast food or gas station nachos.

>that gif

If it was a perfect loop and high def I'd probably orgasm

chicken and rice and potatoes with a banana strawberry smoothie with 2% milk.

Doesn't seem so bad

This and some pepsi

Boneless ribs and potatoes with cheese and bacon. I'm fucking set let's do it!

Sour patch kids.......fuck

Chewing gum. Extra minty.

But you don't eat chewing gum. It'd be infinite reeses

How are you not dead already?

Lobster and mashed potatoes

I couldnt do it

Yogurt and chocolate granola. Not too bad, compared to most people here.

There goes your teeth and tongue.

I like this one.

beef fried rice and lemon perrier water

carne asada tacos, corn and coors light.

I think ive got this one.

.......You couldn't eat lobster and mashed potatoes for all eternity?

What are you a fuckin pussy?

Pork tenderloin with grilled peaches and roasted potatoes.

GG boys i win.
Feels great to live with my mom

Ass

Korean bbq and water, okay I guess?

I'm fucked, last thing I ate was popcorn.

Oh fuck

Nectarines and grapes
I'm good

thank you user this is having a calming effect on my angry, hopeless, edgy brain

Pistachio cake. so fucking good!

Water and steak

That's good or bad dependent on one thing, good sir. WHOS ASS?

There's also this one.

Wingstop cajun wings with wingstop fries, and ranch dressing with a medium coke?
>Fuckyeahnigger.jpg

Turkey guacamole sandwich with a slice of cheddar and a leaf of romaine lettuce and a rum and cola
sounds like a great vacation

thank you man i really did need something like this tonight, i appreciate it
i'll take more similar stuff if you've got anything

Are you sponsored.

>vacation
You ain't coming back from this vacation, fam...

A banana.

Ghirardelli Caramel squares... I'm good with this.

Ramen and water

Only two more I'm afraid.

Apple jacks and milk

I'll survive okay till the lack of proteins and vitamin B3 cause me to get Pellagra and waste away

Last one I have.

Fuck no, but I do know you can get 8 wings with a drink, and a side of hot 'n' crispy fries for only $9.99. I'm also glad they deliver, so there's no reason to miss out on a great meal when you're stacked with work.

Bluebell banana pudding ice cream, Greek gods honey yogurt, 2 vikes and Arizona honey lemon tea.. I think I'm gonna be just fine

...

Well, at least I won't get FAT like OP.

Literally just ate Prime Rib, fresh sliced apples, steamed asparagus, homemade white cheddar mac and cheese, and some strawberry / blackberry smoothie I made in my Nutri-bullet.
Oh and cornbread that my wife made last night.

who the fuck even notices some gay shit like this on the shelf, much less buys it

Dammit

>implying I've got anything worth coming back to
>implying being drunk off my ass on an beach for the rest of my life isn't how I want to go

A guy who's watching his weight and wants a healthier snack than just fruit does. You should try it user, shit's great. It's like when I discovered Brownie Brittle; I don't even want cookies anymore.

>had a boner before I saw this
>it twitched and got bigger

Son of a bitch, user. Stop making me attracted to chocolate

>and wants a healthier snack than just fruit does.
Y'know... you could eat, like, actual food, right? Instead of packaged-up "health food" garbage.

I saw your post and thought it looked delicious and wanted to by some

How about you go back to eating your chicken tendies

a keilbasa sub with swiss cheese, mayo, saurkraut and mustard

i'm not really sure how fucked i am

I eat actual food, too. I don't even touch a microwave anymore.

YES, DO IT. Buy it and some Brownie Brittle.

Rosemary trisquits and supremely spicy hummus

>chicken tendies
How about you go back to your mutilated """""green peas"""""?

Great little snack

A tumour

Thank you, someone else gets it.

Cinnamon Bites from Taco Bell. Fuck

This is the future I chose.

Mexican food.... Shit

You'll be doing a lot of it, Donald.

right below that island is bikini bottom you foolish ass nigga. I'm not deserted I'm living lavish with some krabby patties.

Salted peanuts. I'm gonna need some water.

Captain Crunch.

pan con dulce de membrilo, conchetumare xD

Linguini with chicken chorizo and goat cheese. Tasty lititle ass tomatoes in there too. Came with garlic bread so all in all not bad.

gonna get old real fast.

Gummy candies. Real rich ones too.

I'm a dead man.

Ritz crackers.

Shit

>Chips Ahoy.

Well, f**k.

chocolate muesli... yeah, I'm dead within weeks...

ribs with collard greens. not too bad.

>inb4 i'm a nigger.

>McDonalds Fries
I'm fucked

A damn fine sandwich

>spinach leaves and lettuce
>tomato
>pickles
>onion
>turkey
>whole grain wheat bread
>mayo
>mustard
>some salt sprinkled over it

I'm fucking good. It'll get old fast, but I could live on that for the rest of my life.

The last thing I ate already digested. And everyone else's too. So, we're all in DEEP SHIT.

Really good cheese pizza with cannoli and water. Not fucked...

>last thing you ate.

I'm fucked for real, cinnamon rolls, eww.

I think I'm safe. Last thing I ate was your mom's pussy.