Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Still here

Aw, I love you too.

i remember when you where nice to me just like when my irl friend was nice to me and now only hate from you both

I need to die

>claim
Down with the elitists and all that

All these retards mad because they aren't part of Telegram or Discord.

Down with the newfags

still here

Hey blueberry how is it going??

HEY BB HOW WAS THE CON AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, everything is awesome I got my guitar today

YUUUUUUUKI

not even true

elitism is a meme

I caused that feel :^)

Telegram fag reporting in

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What's good my man? How's the guitar?

Nigga, we're in the same boat :^)
>Hamalams

Telegram pleb*

>Trying so hard to shitpost and still being so bad at it

No it isn't, its a real thing that happens in online communities.

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2am claim
Down with walls!
Anarchy
Anarchy!

Claimu, i'm just kinda here but not right now.
The world wouldn't be any better without you.
I actually refuse to become part of Discord, as many of my friends may be there it just doesn't suit me.

3d is superior

Yes
stay salty

I love me a good waifu thread.

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I used to

No idea who you're talking to

Yeah, just spend some time there and do some more advanced stuff when you get good
>Rubik's Cube brand is shite, get chinese cubes.

I'm doing swell.

Calamity-masu'd

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Life is a meme

>in the same boat
Now that's pretty lewd fam :^)

God*

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Heyo everyone! Glad to see you here! :3

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Post butt
>Hamalams

was just a prank

your life is a meme

No

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I used to be the only shitposter on /waifu but now my legacy is ruined

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9/11 was a prank

Yeah when you werent so degenerate
Thanks for ruining esdeath's image for me, now I havta waifu akame instead

fuck em

I dont give a dead moose's last shit about your elitist dick suck sigirit kulib

Con isnt til tomorrow lol my birthday was cool, drinkin my ass off hahah

why did I tag you from old thread.
>liiiick~

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Yes

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:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)

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My life is a social experiment

Fuck the telegram and discord people amirite

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Nothing much! I am trying my best at it, I can seem to go from chord to chord easily I learned the intro to Evangelion though haha how are you?

Happy to hear it! Up o anything cool?

FUCK hope you have fun, getting drunk without me??

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you are so nice I dont deserve it
>i remember when my friends would joke with me about how weird i was a side show to them but i liked it but now im losing more friends then making them who needs 3d

rem kill me softly and tell me im being such a good biy well you do it please

its ok i hate myself and my mental state is only going down like a Japanese kamikaze why do i live

ok

its just a social experiment bro

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>Went so fast around a FREEWAY corner that i drifted into the next lane
NOT FAST ENOUGH! GOTTA GO FASTER!

Ye

I already have these

Moar

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You are the cancer to my lungs.

Hello Rem! Nice to see you here!

>obligatory sensual lick

You're part of that too silly!

Do you agree?

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nope

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Still nervous about a-fest. You got your shit together?

Not until like Monday or sooner.

You're such a good boy~
>kill

You too, what's up?
>lick

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You've became a speed slut recently Makoto. It worries me.

You're pretty bored Mai

You and your friend

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I'm not his friend

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Good morning /waifu/
>Akagi claimed

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yeah

meem

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Hoo boy. I need to get into work mode. So I need to stay off /waifu/ at work.

I get back from Pokémon hunting and we're getting raided my /telegram/. Just great...

Wasn't it nibbles?

How the fuck did you find my telegram nigger? you acted like me and the girl is some couple

Oh I did! Nigga shpulda come in earlier

Just go in a tower or some shit and do a flip
Esdeath would kill you for being weak anyways

Whats to be nervous about? afest is chill

Hello again cute stuff

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Nothing much, just on the bus home. What about you sweetie?

>lick

Hello!

Nice! Chords are like the foundation. I learned I Am The Highway by Audioslave today. Just think of some classic rocks songs and try to play the chords to them. Lyin' Eyes and Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles are fairly easy

Good tbh fam

I don't get to bring friends.

>claim
Kys subs

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It's not telegram

Stop getting baited so hard