Why is TayTay so perfect?

Why is TayTay so perfect?

because she comes from a rich family

Lana is Queen

Yeah, she's not. Not even close.

Lana, I mean Elizabeth, comes from an even richer family

literally who?

because no.

ugly face, zero ass. easily in the top 3 of overrated Sup Forums celebs.

is that Lorde next to her?

because you can lay her down and iron your clothes on either side of her body.

my waifu

May not quite be checkmate, but that's at least check.

>3dpd

I thought it was Frodo

No. No she's not.

sry bb

>perfect
>no ass, no tits, no hips

She's "perfect" because you like young boy's bodies, faggot

Mmmm lana

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Diamonds

because she is not you

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there is something magical about her

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take my penis lana, take it away

LOL!!!!! You win.

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tay tay BTFO

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My god lana can suck my soul from my body through my cock

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if lana asked me to kill my mom I would have a hard time saying no

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Would she have to suck you in return or?

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if she'd like to.

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Who's the re re to her left?

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If she swallows she is 10/10.

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>fucking horrible

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this one makes me hnnnnnggggggg

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Man id love to slide my tongue down her stomach dam shes so hot

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what do you think she'd taste like?

Via mouth, asshole, or vagina?

im about done dumping

Damn to beautiful

Heavenly kiddo straight heavenly

Kiss her and make my way between her legs

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you fapping over her bro?

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This one, all my luvz.

/bread

i am

GTFO with this its a lana thread

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Yes id be a fool not too

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do you need help?

Bull shit it is.

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>taylor swift
>pretty

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yes please, u dont have anything i havent seen of the Queen

you tell me.

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>lana
>no makeup
>fucking beautiful

She's a fat try hard bitch

amen

No make and shes still heavenly cant say the same for tay tay

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cant tell, she did no nudes

close?

im just looking up pics now.

> lana-del-rey-without-makeup
thats like 10 times hotter
mind blown

almost literally like fucking a 2x4

>Tay tay confirmed

relax and fap.

I know right orgasm for your eyes

she's even /fa/

she's no karlie kloss

because she wore pajamas in public

thanks bro

are you close?

Whos the chewbacca snatch

gettin there friend