Alright Sup Forumstards. GF broke up with me and I feel like shit. Lets get a YLYL or god tier porn thread...

Alright Sup Forumstards. GF broke up with me and I feel like shit. Lets get a YLYL or god tier porn thread. Hell i could go for a feels thread to. Hell just post whatever tf you want. I just want to laugh and furiously masturbate until i fall asleep.

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You know what to do

Dude wtf is wrong with you? He asked to be cheered up. I don't get you edgyfucks just be a decent human for once on this site jesus fucking christ.

Sup Forums is not your personal hug machine.

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Why are you even in this thread? No on asked for a hug or gore. You are part of the reason this world is horrible.

Pretending like everything is OK won't change a thing.

Yeah it won;t and neither will being a dick but clearly you just want to be a faggot. Which is your personal right to be a dick. There are other threads get off this one.

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Cheer up, user-kun.
There's lots of women on this planet, don't let one of many make you feel down in the dumps.
It's her mistake for losing you, believe in yourself.
I know it's hard. And this isn't always the friendliest of places to seek support, but (you) have mine.

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What's her name, OP?

Allison

I'm guessing the edgy fuck doesn't really have real relationships with people anyway. No point trying to argue with him.

OP, I hope you feel better. I know it doesn't help much to hear it right now, but there ARE other women and everything heals with time.

Good luck.

Allison.
Did she give a reason for breaking up? What happened?

>being this much of a faggot

>bleeding hearts unite
GTFO

Shes transferring to another college that about 2-3 hours farther away and she thinks that we wouldnt work. We have been dating for 2 and a half years now and we knew each other since highschool and gone through way worse shit but she just doesnt have the effort to make it work out.

dude. grow up

Fuck, that's awful man. I have no words of wisdom that you haven't heard a dozen times already. Although once when I was going through tough times my dad gave me a little morsel of wisdom that I carry around in my back pocket. He said, "Just try your best to make sure that five years down the road, she'll ask herself why she ever left you"
I hope that offers some small comfort OP. I hope you and Allison live on excellently, in your own ways.

This is advanced cuckiness

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

god what did b become? 1/5 decent enough people
1/5 oldfags 3/5 edgy fgts

You're the children here with no legs to stand on.
Here's a link for you.

tumblr.com

Your new home

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Thanks man. I really hope its all works out and she regrets her choice later in life.

>acknowledging trolls.
Come on guys

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Really just?

Obligatory file rename to "Germany and Sweden"

"I post gore because that's what Sup Forums is about right?"
"Help.. I'm edgy"

mfw thinking about some guy rawdogging his wife and this cuck actually looking after it

hes new here stop falling for it you faggot

You know Sup Forums is not a safe space, yet you keep acting like it is.

Wow

I don't give a fuck if you post gore lol. It just shows that you are new and edgy.

Not the guy
Sup Forums is not "not" a safe space, its not anything
It is just Sup Forums.
You seem to be under the assumption that you have to perpetuate a "method of acting" in order to fit in when you dont have to.
If anything Sup Forums is be your own person and not what the site (or any site) wants you to be (as you seem to be acting)

>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all

>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"

>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine

We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save Sup Forums
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"

For I oh so love Sup Forums
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon

Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive

>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate Sup Forums
Will surely die

This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?

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Femanon here. She broke up w you because she wants to fool around. Tough reality to it is that she probably wants to be single and just go crazy. If she really wanted to still be with you, distance would be nothing. A 2-3 HR trip should be nothing at all imo.

Shit man... 94% sure that was a real cat the whole time. That fucked me up...

You know the rules. Post tits.

Thank you but no :)

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Mainly because I lack in breasteses

It shouldnt be anything. 2-3 hours isnt shit. She kept saying that she wants to talk when she gets back and possibly get back together. I brought up the fact that she would meet new people and might start to like them and her excuse was that she has anxiety and doesnt really want to make many new friends. I call BS but idk.

Then GTFO

Underage fags itt getting upset over someone posting gore.

It was a real cat, and real rats, with real blood, as well as certain death.

Stop acting like their are rules
We all know its probs not a girl anyways but stop conforming to the site "rules" like a mindless MILKDRINKER

can you fucking stop posting this? thanks

It's all bs. Sorry man, but she's gonna use you as fallback when ever she's in town. It's gonna suck and hurt these next few months, but that bitch is gonna fuck her life up. Or not, either way it's her loss. Let her be a rowdy bitch.

Gary went omega and got bigger snails

>their

Nobody cares; post them anyway.
Thats the rules. don't forget the timestamp either.

Yeah. Her loss. Its gonna suck but thank god I have the internet to bring me up.

its 2:30 am. I dont care for spelling on this site

Really? I'm imagining you as a fat neckbeard with bigger breast than my missus

I don't abide by no rules.

You have no concept of site culture, only proving what a cancerous newfag you are.
Go back to lurking.

Yeah OP I know advice is normally lost on a fool in love but it's in your best interest to let this be the end of it and try your best to keep from getting back together with her.

>no concept of site culture
holy shit how much of an autist can you be?
Sup Forums is based on the premise of being "random", which is in fact the culture. When you say the same thing everyone else does like the mindless milk-drinker you are you are essentially a contradiction.
In other words, I dont care if i dont fit in here because im not a fat sensitive neckbeard.

Who knows man, it may look shitty as fuck and you're gonna want to mope. And it's okay. Cry it out, fight it out, do whatever you do that helps you, but it's okay to be sad. You'll soon come around and life will be okay. And don't feel guilty for any rebounds either.

Lol ok

Pic related that's me

>don't

y tho?

>site culture
>being this autistic

>le tab name
No, just stop. it's not a content shuffler, it's just for miscellaneous things that don't have its own board.

Now just hit Alt + W to open up the filter and add "red" so you don't see gore anymore. Talking to you is sickening.

Hey man, had a break up earlier this year after nearly 4 years.

I know it sucks now but just hang in there.

Try get out as much as you can either with friends or alone, it will keep you occupied.

After a while you'll feel a lot better, you'll meet new people and you'll be in a better place then you ever were with your ex

This.

And why would I not want to see gore? It doesnt really bother me and its kind of interesting to see people in their final moments.
>le
lel if talking to me is sickening then leave you oversensitive manbaby

>edge

Perfect way to describe it user. Kudos

Fuck you newfag, your retarded pathetic post was The last drop. Sup Forums is a terminal Cancer patient. Oldfags if there Is anyone left read you in... You know where

thanks fam
lel words cant describe how pathetic your post is

This.

This so hard.

>no further argument
>keep insisting it doesn't bother you
>while trying to get it to stop

Thanks man. This post made me have a little hope so far. Thats already pretty good.

>thinking arguing on an image board actually matters
I actually never tried getting it to stop. I'm just making fun of you.
see

Hi my name is and I'm 12

This guy stepped on a lego

Ok but what happened here

How is the images posted an extension of oneself?

If anything you're just triggered.

>triggered le ecksdee
If you keep telling yourself that then maybe in your mind it will become your relative truth.
I've seen worse though

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>strawpoll.me/10971787

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