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>GoTfags like looking at close up shots of cocks

lmao

why are stannisfags so autistic?

HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR

CHECK THE FUCKING CATALOG RETARD

Saged, hidden and reported.

>bran causes aery's madness
>bran causes rhaegar's infatuation with lyanna

TWENTY

GOOD

DOOR

HOLDERS

LMAO COCK WARTS
Bet he wishes he has no cock eh Varys xD wink wink
(farts)

>Created the White Walkers despite time inconsistanceys
>Did it to 'fight back against men' despite killing them would do the same job and not create something deadly
>Still plenty of answers to give
>When fighting them, didn't even know their weakness despite creating them
>Escaping with Bran, Meera and Hodor
>Is easily keeping up with them
>Has actual fucking grenades
>Right near the exit, where she can help Meera carry the sledge
>Rather than chuck a grenade at the zombies, she allahu ackbars herself instead

Explain it.

>it's an ''autistic user makes a new thread even though the actual one is barely halfway done'' episode

We have to watch until the show is finished.
It will all make sense in the end family

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There, realm in the darkness
Usurpers ruling
Fallen from god
Fallen from grace
R'hllor be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face

They know way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord of Light
Those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As the Great Other fell
The flames
The sword!

Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night

You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as the Great Other fell
You fall in flame!

And so it must be, for so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!

Lord, let me defeat them
That I may see them
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!

WHY DIDN'T THEY USE A FUCKING HILL? WHAT'S THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM MAN, JUST PUT SOME GROUND BEETWEEN THE PRETENDANTS AND THE IRONBORNS IS BASIC STORYTELLING FFS

user, I appreciate the Stannis loyalty. But you should have waited for the previous thread to hit 300 before getting jumpy.

My precanned thread was going to be called "The night is dark and full of Stannis" which would have been much better tbqh

>the show is literally just a copy of the movie butterfly effect
>bran continually fucks things up until he kills himself

Goodnight sweet prince.

Reminder that we will get a Jaime flashback and Bran is literally at fault for what happened.

Dropped it after episode 3, but I enjoy reading your reactions.

Do you feel like this is a better or worse season than season 5?

Why are 20 men so good?

Reminder to accept Brandon Stark as your Lord and Savior.

better than 5
still shit
nice quads by the way

Too early to tell. Started weak, but it's picking up.

That's why Benjen saves them next episode

1>2>3>4>6>power gap>5

reading all these critique posts make me think all yall are dumb as fuck and don't understand social situations in real life

Game of Thrones Broadway music fucking WHEN?

Why did bloodraven ask bran if the nights king touched him if he's already supposed to know the answer?

>its an Arya gets hit by sticks episode

Thread's dead, Jim

CUTE!

When's the next Meera thread?

TYRION PLEASE USE KINVARA'S ARMY OF ISRAELIS

How did Yara and Theon steal all those ships? Didn't they have like a dozen people with them only?

Can anyone give some insight on what the fuck actually happened to Hodor?

Was it supposed to be
>Bran's high as fuck in the past, lollygagging about while all hell breaks loose
>Knows he has to warg into Hodor
>...in his past-dream, wargs? into young-hodor
>...?what

I don't fucking understand this shit

>A girl is not ready
>Who are you? No one

BEST SEMEN DEMON

>tfw she will never give you a footjob while looking smug

>it's a "something actually happens" episode

I'm all for good dialogue and politics but they haven't even been doing that anymore.

>There are people in this very thread who actually think that season 6 isn't good

BAKA DESU SENPAI

>"Go to Westeros, find the Maesters, there is a young man among them you should meet him, his mentor Aemon was good man, his replacement may grow to be a great one... He is known in the watch as "Ser Piggy" but his true name, you must discover for yourself. Jorah... your father loved you."

Anyone else notice Ironborn Tarly?

>fighting with a bowstaff will help you be an effective assassin, trust me

If I hear another wine pouring sound effect I'm going to kill myself.

Episode 1 was genuinely shit, but 2-4 were decent and 5 was legitimately good.

>he has no cock xD

>check the episode synopsis
>Arya continues her Faceless Man training

wew

It's a Bran is the only good character left in the entire show episode.

What was the Night King doing in Bran's vision?

was that the past?
if so wouldn't he have known about Bran earlier?

5>2>4>3>>>>>

TODAY, ON OPPOSITE-CHAN

>wine pouring sound
>meme dwarf starts quipping

Also, how will Gurm tie in the Bran seeing his visions through the weirwoods rather than just roaming around in the show getting grabbed by the whites and fucking everyone over?

Was Bran warging present day Hodor from within his vision? Or Hodor just knew what to do?

After this episode I'm convinced the Ironborn are legitimately retarded.

>he's got no claim and confessed to regicide but "muh iron price" xD

Meera literally the prettiest character (actress) on the show.

>no overt hints or blatant dialogue indicating Bran loves her
Step up, D&D

If she dies, its over man. 100% done and finished.

It's best not to think about it

>Children created the Others despite peace pact with the First Men

Leaf says they were cutting down their sacred trees. The First Men didn't do that, the Andals did. The Others were created because of the Andals.

And inb4 Long Night happened before the Andals invaded- it's pretty much confirmed by Samwell that the history of the world is a lot shorter than people think, and things did actually overlap.

Happy with that explanation?

Can anyone make webms of her scenes? I can't fap to a static picture.

Hodor was a warg and a greenseer and what Bran saw was him having his first and only vision which broke him and shattered his mind. Hodor saw himself holding the door and getting shouted at to hold the door. He witnessed his death and the poor kid couldn't handle it. At least that's what I am rolling with until further info gets released.

How many more people's lives will Bran ruin with his faggot ass cripple time travel voyeur peep -tom wargs?

sauce ?

I want to have jew babies with her desu

>No Jaime and Cersei
>No High Sparrow
>CIA getting cucked

nth for jew priestess of sex and fire

Bran is a typical stark, ruining shit.

Who /skip every Meereen scene/ here?

He's going to bring about the apocalypse, so everyone.

>It's an Arya's arc starts moving again episode
>She still has no purpose in the overall narrative

Am I the only one who could not have given less of a fuck about how Hodor became Hodor? Sure it was a sad scene, even if the time travel implications were a little muddled (so Bran warged into present Hodor through past Hodor but fucked up by virtue of Hodor dying or simply from time travel warging?) but it wasn't one of the great mysteries of the series like Jon's mother or the origin of the White Walkers (which I'm sure there's more to than "the Children made them but lost control"). I was perfectly willing to accept that Hodor got kicked by a horse and ended up like the guy in the 1800s who could only say "tan" and hence was called Tan.

*wine pouring*

His eyes glossed over so clearly Bran warged him.

What's habbening at King's Landing next episode?

>you will never snuggle with her
>you will never smell her feet
>you will never help her family support the cause of the advancement of israel

sauce plox

C O C K

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shes gonna have to kill jon or sansa.
im thinking jon

Hey guys, Reddit here.

I hated the episode too, none of it made sense. Why doesn't Bran just time travel back into the past and just stop the nymphs from creating the first white walker then?

Littlefinger sure likes teleporting around Westeros.

It was by far the least important thing he could have learned from those visions. Could have learned more about the Children/WW/Jon but no, let's find out how the idiot got retarded. I like Hodor and all but that was just so unnecessary.

>Bran Stark created the man that crippled him

THE CIRCLE CONTINUES.

I think he could only travel within Bloodraven's lifetime. Quantum Leap logic.

My bet is on sansa. She'll kill brienne first tho

Marge gets killed, Lannisters and Tyrells try to slay sparrow fucking shits only to discover that the whole city is on their side

Seriously, can't they think of another transition?

Did they waste all the budget on drugs and can't afford a simple establishing shot of the pyramid?

>Bran hears Meera in the present telling him to warg into Hodor
>Bran wargs into Wylis in the past
>This allows him to warg into Hodor in the present
>Wylis sees and experiences his death as Hodor as they are both being warges simultaneously :(
>This royally fucks him up
>The reason Hodor is so scared in the cave is because he knows he's going to die

me on the left

She'll kill Sansa after Sansa attempts to betray Jon in favor of CIA

It literally needed no explanation whatsoever. In fact, Hodor simply being a mute retard is 1000% more interesting than whatever the flying fuck just happened.

>I'M YARON GREYJOY, I CLAIM THE SALT THRONE
>heard you ain't got no cock
>get me a *burps loudly* get me a fuckin beer
>I've seen more of the world than all of you combined
>*takes a drink of beer*
>*burps again* I'm going to fuck the dragon queen with my big cock after I'm done gallivanting, also you have no cock

>dat feel we no Dragon horn

Kingsmoot was basically pointless because you know they're not just gonna introduce a character like Euron and have him do nothing.

CIA has a plane dumbass.

Jaime marches on the sept to get Maragery.

/got/ when a female character shows tits
>FUCK YEAH!!!! BEST EPISODE EVER!!! WOOOOO GOD BLESS AMERICA
/got/ when male character shows dick
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY WHAT THE HELL HACK AND HACK?

explain

No. Brans visions aren't really visions, Ned heard him and WW saw him, therefore he can affect things within them.
>Bran warg Hodor now
>BR tells him its ok
>Bran currently inside young Hodor brain
>Meera tells Hodor to hold the door
>Bran hears this while inside young Hodors head.
>Hodor grows up retarded, headed towards the warg command he was given

ooo are we doing this? can i play too?

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With a priestess from foreign land
You can make a fire so grand!
Tell yourself you're a prince,
make the priestess your queen,
set alight to your genes
As you burn up Shireen

O-ooo-ooo
Let's go burn Shireen
Till her cries turn to screams
Let's go burn Shireen
Go grab more kindling

Tie her up into the pyre
No death is purer than fire!
Oh let's go----
burn Shireen!

>inb4 ding dong bannu

>Reddit here
Oh it shows.

People are just memeing here. Sup Forums liked the episode. Go be reddit somewhere else.

I have a hard time believing she's going to kill anybody, she's been proven to be inferior to any faceless and even the Waif time and time again. Hell, so far she's only really managed to kill one drunken pedo.

Because show fans have a thing for Hodor. Or maybe his actor wanted out, I don't know.