Sup Forums THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, VIRGIN FAG 18 YEAR OLD REPORTING IN, AM I GETTING CATFIShed or is this legit!?!!,!

Sup Forums THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, VIRGIN FAG 18 YEAR OLD REPORTING IN, AM I GETTING CATFIShed or is this legit!?!!,!

scope it out and then proceed. seems too good to be true

She's staying at a hotel 25 miles from me, should I still go?

Catfish as fuck

theres only one way to know
catfish back
>claim you are huge
>send supermodel pics
>wait 20 meters away from the meeting spot
>wait until shes about to leave
>bump into her and ask her out in person

catfish or not if its a girl you are fucking!

Do you want to get on the recieving end of anal? Its your call.

...

Go, but keep distance and scope the area, if she's legit, go. If not, Goto the movies or somethin

bruh whether its catfish or nah its shit like this that make good memories
you can only win
go for it m8, just be ready to hightail it out of there

> inb4 robbed at gunpoint

Should have gotten her snapchat first

just ask her to meet you in a crowded spot. somewhere where you can know for sure it is him/her waiting for you, plus then you can sneak up and see whether its legit.

Still go. And keep us updated.

You can always call the hotel before you go and ask if anyone is staying in whatever room they claim to be in.

In my country girls dont say, yeah sure man. Sound like a dude to me

its a hooker, she will ask for a price once you get there

this

This.
>gril hotel down road
Yeah let me no how the rape turns out.

My picture is on my profile already

>It's good enough
lol'd

Whores clearly taken a few miles of dick.

Op here, I'm scared of getting raped in the ass but I think the hotel is a pretty nice area, supposedly she's staying at the London in west Hollywood, anyone know anything about it?

"yeah sure man"

If someone is gonna rape you, rape them. Only one person can be raped in a situation like this. So bust in there and just start raping everything. If there's a bunch of nigs in there, start raping them. Assert your dominance.

Go find some skinny milf porn and call it a nght

Find out how much a night cost there. You don't spend $150 a night at a nice hotel to get your rape on. A hooker might though, she say why she's there?

Guys I think tomorrow I'm gonna message her and get her snapchat, if she's legit Ima fuck her and cum in 3 seconds run outta there and then block her on tinder

>yeah, sure man

Where I'm at, only hippy stoner chicks talk like this. And I don't see any fuckin dreds

The prices start at like 360, anyone thinks she's legit?

Has she send nude pics yet? If not she might have a dick. Maybe try to get a timestamp pic if u can to see she's legit. If u meet, be careful. Meet in public and don't meet in a parking lot. She or her pimp will have a gun ready to take your shit and car

How old is she claiming to be?
Be careful, I just bailed out a friend who apparently fucked a minor who claimed to be of age, she got mad at him for not getting into a relationship and pressed sexual assault charges.

I don't mind as long as her dick is femenine
Her bio says 23

i like you
>based alpha male

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, OP. Go for it.

she wants me to do it with no condom and to cum inside of her, I'm a little scared guys...

Make sure of her age and ask for a picture with some type of stamp, trust me you don't want to be catfished.

God damn it OP.
God damn it Sup Forums.

This is a setup pimps do.

Guaranteed you are going to get robbed when you walk into that hotel room. Maybe even get your ass kicked. Hookers do it all the time. Friend I would /adv/ise you to meet her in a commonplace and fuck at your house or another hotel room you rent. DO NOT go to her room. DO NOT go somewhere private to first meet.

Sup Forumsro fucking niggers are gonna nig and you need to be smart.

cum inside her, run and never turn back

I don't want herpes
Are you sure? This is a pretty high class hotel I think she might be here on vacation

hoes gotta spend money to make money

how else are they going to trap you and force you to pay for sex, 'or else'. Too obvious if it were a motel and no one would ever show

This isI'm not saying don't do it. What I am saying is don't waltz into her hotel room first fucking thing. I would meet her at the hotels bar, buy her a drink, get to know her other than
>hurr hot bitch from the interwebs that likes my cock
THEN, after you feel out she is

A. Who she says she is
B. Not a hooker
and C. Not a coon robber mother fucker

Then put penier in with double rubber cause that bitch definitely has the clap.

Thanks for the advice I'll look into her a little more, here's her picture she seems like a real whore...

Can't go to bar I'm not 21 you normie

nigga are you fucking retarded. Look at the lighting difference between the bg and her.

three red flags off the bat.

1. look at her picture.
2. "yeah sure man."
3. "you hung?"

girls that meet 18 year old virgins for casual sex don't look like that, and girls period don't talk like that.

you know who talks like that?

gay men.

What's wrong with it? I can send her other pictures If you want

Praise this man we found the faggot.

She looks like a fucking clown. It must take her an hour every morning to slather he face in makeup... Or maybe she's a trap.

Some girls just have sex with you to give you hiv. Just sain, use the rubber!

Yes do that

niggah take a knife with you that what i do

I'm at the point in my life where I'll fuck anything just to not be a virgin neckbeard anymore...

prepare to get mugged OP.
If you fall for this you def deserve it though.

>start raping everything
i lol'd

Here's another pic of hers, she has about 7

that doesn't look like a fucking translator, but looks can be deceiving

What if OP has nothing to take?

DO NOT DO THIS.
>You pull knife on nigs
>you are an 18 year old who has never stabbed anyone
>nigger monkey mugger has plenty
>pulls his knife, kicks you in the balls and fucking stabs you in the lung

Don't carry a weapon you aren't afraid to use. It will go south every time.

Dude lol, this has to be a setup.
Ask for her snapchat. Ask for her room # and call the hotel to verify.

Ask what language's she knows

....nothing but his verginity. smart point. Go ahead give some head OP.

1. Save her pictures on a computer
2. Upload on google image search
3. ???
4. Profit

>I've been to 5 Guys on my own
I don't think she means the restaurant

Tried it but you can't save it on tinder

thats the fakest profile I've ever seen its like someone who doesnt understand english and maymays made it

>ive been to five guys on my own

nigga w0t

post a periscope, then go and have your phone at your side

if it isnt her and shit goes downhill, we'll have it recorded for you and be able save your ass if shit goes downhill

if it is her, turn it off and smash

Try taking a screencap you mong

screencap then crop

Kek

keep it on and smash***** damn auto correct

>What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
>What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
>What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
>What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
>What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?
What fucking hot bitch is single on Tinder fucking random guys?

Something doesn't add up here.

Oh nevermind. He's just gonna get some ass rape. Nothing major actually.

Ask for her snap or skype or sumthing nigga

This is 100000000% true.
I got caught in a situation where a kid pulled a knife on me when I was defending my younger brother. I literally went ape shit on him, yelling at him, telling him I dare you to use it so I can take it away from you and gut the fuck out of you.
He literally put it back in his pocket and malfunctioned.

Don't bring a weapon you aren't afraid to use. An experience fuck will take it away from you.

Sociopath or hooker

K e K

Ask "so how much will this cost me?"

Dawg it simple, tell her to send you a photo of her touching her left ear with her right index finger.


If it doesn't happen then catfish

if she is trying to meet you then you arent getting catfished retard, because you would know shes a man when you actuallyh meet

This.

>yeah man.

Girls don't say that

this

OP lost picture of yourself. You've already said 18 virgin neckbeard, you really think a chick that hot would Fuck you?

This
Still no gurantee she aint scheming wirh some niggers to rob you.
Ask her to meet you in the lobby or something

jesus shes only 23 and already had all that plastic surgery?

Yeah, this is a little less suspicious.
Just straight up say you feel this is almost too good to be true cause shes so hot, so youre making sure youre not catfished. She looks like a brainless bimbo, she'll take it as a compliment if shes real
I'd still take other anons advice and meet her somewhere public, then go fuck somewhere more on your turf. Even if she IS real, she could still be the pussydraw for a robbery.

Bro, ask her for her facebook. If her profile is sketchy and seems fake, bail. If she refuses to give it to you, bail.

Holy shit that sitting next to the couple and drinking Carlsberg
That might be me

TAKE THE CHANCE FAM! CATFISH OR NOT!

shouldn't it be "don't bring a weapon you're afraid to use" ?

Do this then rent your own hotel room and take her there

Kek
I remember

Op here, how do I look?

Dude, don't do it, maybe scope it. If you look at the lighting like the guy said earlier the picture is definitely photo-shopped to a degree. Also that room looks like it is a stock image, ontop of the fact that she says The London is home yet has that covering and etc? Yeah no man its definitely a trap.

Like a cuck

like you're trying really hard

handsome, with a hint of autist

Good enough

You're fucked dude, I hope you're a fast talker anything but staying home is pretty risky. I'd do it in a heartbeat but good luck.

7/10 male, looking good.